AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I thought he was injured for this season there. Me too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swissmag Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3074118/Newcastle-fastest-kamikaze-ride-world-people-hate-need-balls-steel-insists-Steven-Taylor.html Newcastle are the fastest kamikaze ride in the world... people hate us but we need to show balls of steel, insists Steven Taylor By CHRIS WHEELER FOR THE DAILY MAIL PUBLISHED: 22:34, 8 May 2015 | UPDATED: 22:34, 8 May 2015 These are dark days for the Geordie Nation. Their beloved football team are sliding ever closer to relegation and desperate calls for Newcastle to be united again may have come too late. There’s mutiny on the terraces, crisis meetings in the dressing room. A beleaguered interim boss accusing one of his players of getting himself sent off on purpose, and an open letter from the captain. Even by Newcastle’s soap opera standards, it has been quite a week. As it draws to a close, John Carver must sift through the remnants of a squad ravaged by suspension and injury to field a team capable of beating West Bromwich Albion at St James’ Park, the first of three games that will decide Newcastle’s fate. They have lost their last eight. Carver needs the Toon Army marching in the same direction again. The club have called for it, captain Fabricio Coloccini has called for it, even former chairman Sir John Hall has called for it. Sitting in a hotel by the city’s bustling Quayside, no-one articulates it quite like Steven Taylor. Newcastle’s longest-serving player has been at his hometown club since the age of nine. By 14, he had graduated from ball boy to what they called match duty. ‘Going in the dressing-room and cleaning all the spit off the floor,’ says the 29-year-old defender. ‘Happy days. I even kissed the boots of some players when no one was around.’ His passion is evident. So is the pain. Taylor has watched his club’s decline helplessly since rupturing an Achilles tendon on New Year’s Day, but remains a key figure in the dressing room and one of the senior players responsible for calling Monday’s crisis meeting at the training ground, 48 hours after a crushing defeat at Leicester left Newcastle two points above the danger zone. ‘It was in the dressing-room,’ says Taylor. ‘Locked doors, now everybody listen. It came between the players. We were the ones who wanted to call a meeting. We’re the ones in the s**t. We know we’re not winning games, it doesn’t need Einstein to tell us that. Eight games on the bounce? If the alarm bells aren’t ringing then you’re in the wrong job. ‘It was fantastic to hear everyone’s opinion. Not just one or two. Everyone. It needed that. Players said, “Ask me to play here or there and I will”. When we went down last time (in 2009) too many of them had moves lined up months in advance. ‘But who’s going to want you if we get relegated? You’re going to be here. Pull your finger out. We’re all in it together. If we weren’t, we’d crumble. ‘It’s horrible to think about relegation when we were talking about Europe not so long ago. But these three games (against West Brom, QPR and West Ham) are probably the biggest games of these lads’ careers.’ Taylor knows what it’s like to inhabit the goldfish bowl of Newcastle. ‘A bubble, like Big Brother,’ is how he describes it. He knows what it’s like when things are going well, and how quickly it can all turn. ‘I call us the fastest kamikaze ride you can find in the world. At the top it’s the best feeling, unbelievable. Halfway down you think, “what’s going on here?” And as you hit that bottom bit, that’s the worst you can feel. ‘Newcastle is a football city, you can’t hide away from it. Nobody has anything else to talk about apart from football. ‘There are that many glory supporters down in London but they’re diehard here. You see fans with their tops off when it’s freezing cold, nipples like ice cubes. ‘I’ll tell you what, if anyone out-sings our fans I’ll show my backside in Fenwick’s window on Northumberland Street. It’s impossible. ‘We flippin’ love it at Newcastle but we need to give them something to shout about. We need to give them back their mojo. ‘At the moment we’re sending them home with faces like slapped backsides and it’s horrible to see that. ‘When you win they go home to their missus happy as Larry. We get beat and they’re a nightmare. I can guarantee you they will go home and be horrible around the house, causing arguments because of us. We probably cause divorces. ‘A lot of people think we don’t know about this. We talk about it. We impact it.’ Equally, however, Taylor has seen first-hand what effect the fans’ demonstrations and the poisonous mood within St James’ Park has had on some of his team-mates. ‘They’d rather get a takeaway than eat at a restaurant because they’re waiting for the next one,’ says Taylor. ‘Some of the lads are driving with their missus to go shopping and fans are pulling alongside, sticking their fingers up at them and making rude gestures. ‘Certain people hate us, say we’re rubbish. We’ve been called an embarrassment, not good enough. Worst team Newcastle have ever had. We’re getting hammered in the media, hammered in our cars. We get reminded every 10 seconds. People shouting, “You’re crap, you’re s***e”. When the lads see that every week, it does hurt. They don’t bring their families to the game now because it’s got that bad. ‘It has an effect on the foreign lads who are getting hammered and it’s horrible seeing them in that situation. They come to training and their heads are down. Their confidence is the lowest in their whole career, I reckon. They can’t get any lower. ‘It’s a reality shock for these foreign players but not for me. Nine out of 10 Geordies will hammer them because they’re so passionate. ‘It’s part and parcel of playing for Newcastle United. You’re in the public eye. You’re a sitting duck. ‘At the moment you need balls of steel. If you haven’t, then grow some. But the lads have got the b*****ks. I wish we could have affected it two months ago. Now it’s got to a stage where we didn’t expect it. ‘We’re against a proportion of our fans at the moment. The Gallowgate, the East Stand, Sir John Hall Stand, the Milburn Stand, they all see the game differently. ‘But when we play at home now, for some of the lads we’ve talked about, so many people there are waiting for something bad to happen. ‘You imagine playing in front of 52,000 and the same minority hammering the same players each week. ‘I speak to opposition players after the game and they all say the exact same thing: get to half-time or 60 minutes and if Newcastle haven’t scored, their fans will turn. ‘Nothing about our players or stopping our game plan. If they hear boos at half-time, that’s what they want. Afterwards they’re laughing. Fans might read this and think it’s not going to get us three points. But what are you going to do? Hammer us for 90 minutes? ‘The majority of fans are unbelievable, but there’s a section who say we’re crap. We need them more than anything now. Stick with us. Three games to go.’ Carver emerged in defiant mood on Thursday after the events of last weekend when he accused Mike Williamson of getting himself sent off, and then learned that Newcastle had made an unsuccessful attempt to hire Derby boss Steve McClaren for the last three games of the season. But Taylor admitted that the interim boss, who has up to 10 players out injured and another two suspended this weekend, has been feeling the strain. ‘JC’s the main Geordie about the place,’ he says. ‘His voice is like (the) Ultimate Warrior. He’s got that growl and when you hear it you think, “Bloody hell, he’s going mad”. ‘But after the Sunderland game I saw him on the Monday and it looked like he’d aged. He was devastated. It was like he hadn’t slept for a few days. It’s horrible seeing someone like that because he’s one of the fans. ‘He hasn’t had the players to play a full-strength team. What can he do this weekend? (Jose) Mourinho or (Sir Alex) Ferguson couldn’t do anything different.’ It was 60 years ago this week that Newcastle won their last major domestic trophy when the legendary Jackie Milburn scored after 45 seconds in a 3-1 FA Cup final win over Manchester City at Wembley. A statue of ‘Wor Jackie — Footballer and Gentleman’ stands outside the Gallowgate End, just a few yards from a similar tribute to Sir Bobby Robson. Memories of Newcastle’s proud past are all around St James’ Park. By the door of The Strawberry pub is a flyer advertising an audience with Philippe Albert, a hero of the Kevin Keegan years, in Dunston on June 19. Opposite is a banner for the North East Comedy Festival next month. The black humour will not be lost on seasoned observers of Newcastle United. What a brainless idiot!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 JC’s the main Geordie about the place,’ he says. ‘His voice is like (the) Ultimate Warrior So glad we're rid of that cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 tl;dr Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Taylor is an absolute expert at nailing his colours to every single frigging manager's mast and then subtly dissing the previous one. He's a cunt, and shit, and I hate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest antz1uk Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 not even reading that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Injury sweepstakes? That is really an embarrassment of an article in so many ways. Mindless, lowest form of intelligence and insulting to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 He might not be the most technically gifted player but the way he carried the ball forward for our goal shows the huge difference between him and Williamson, good to have him back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 He might not be the most technically gifted player but the way he carried the ball forward for our goal shows the huge difference between him and Williamson, good to have him back. Slightly concerned Williamson is starting. Unless there are no others available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Likely to be the shortest lived thread title Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 He might not be the most technically gifted player but the way he carried the ball forward for our goal shows the huge difference between him and Williamson, good to have him back. Slightly concerned Williamson is starting. Unless there are no others available. There aren't, Colo and Dummett are not fit and Taylor just recovered. Highlights the need for a CB even further. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 He might not be the most technically gifted player but the way he carried the ball forward for our goal shows the huge difference between him and Williamson, good to have him back. Really? In an ideal world we'd have enough of a squad for him to be peddled. He's can't be relied upon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 He may make a good centre back if he wasn't a) a crock and b) thick as a plank Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 It's sort of frightening that he looks a different class to Williamson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 It's sort of frightening that he looks a different class to Williamson. Both as bad as each other. They go through cycles of one being shit so the other one steps in and we look solid again and the naive think he's good. After a while they slip back into shit mode and get dropped. Repeat and repeat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Pretty accurate assessment that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 His body might be just about healed but his head never will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 It's sort of frightening that he looks a different class to Williamson. Both as bad as each other. They go through cycles of one being shit so the other one steps in and we look solid again and the naive think he's good. After a while they slip back into shit mode and get dropped. Repeat and repeat Spot on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Taylor's better than Williamson in almost every respect. He's just thick as fuck and ludicrously injury prone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 acting, he comes second best at that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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