Shola Ameobi

[Mowen]

I'm not having Kaka call me dumb ffs

[SEMTEX]

I'm looking at them on snide sites. GoGoalShop.com is my current snide shop du jour.

[KaKa]

  On 14/05/2014 at 19:41, Mowen said:

I'm not having Kaka call me dumb ffs

 

[KaKa]

  On 14/05/2014 at 19:39, Ste said:

KaKa, I'm sure a few years ago you had a Shola avatar and were one of his bigger fans on here.

 

Are you on drugs? Don't you dare 

[Pilko]

  On 14/05/2014 at 19:23, Mowen said:

So what's the best way of getting hold of a Nigerian shirt with this lovable buffoon's name on the back? I've hoyed a £5er on him to get top scorer at 1,500-1 as well so it should pay for itself.

 

I got that exact same price, just went £1 e/w on it though.

[Spider Jerusalem]

May as well just give him an extension now to be honest.  It just cuts out the middleman of bringing a new player in and have our coaches ruin them - at least this one's been pre-Pardewed.

[Mowen]

  On 14/05/2014 at 19:51, Pilko said:

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So what's the best way of getting hold of a Nigerian shirt with this lovable buffoon's name on the back? I've hoyed a £5er on him to get top scorer at 1,500-1 as well so it should pay for itself.

 

I got that exact same price, just went £1 e/w on it though.

 

Fuck man, I'll kill myself if he comes second now

[Pilko]

Who did you do it with? Can't remember who I went with but I think they paid top four places for e/w. Surely still worth an extra pound or two just to cover it..

[Mowen]

Skybet. It isn't to be fair.

[Ste]

 

  On 14/05/2014 at 19:45, KaKa said:

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KaKa, I'm sure a few years ago you had a Shola avatar and were one of his bigger fans on here.

 

Are you on drugs? Don't you dare 

 

I was sure you did. Perhaps mistaken identity. I remember someone with an avatar of Shola standing hands on hips, and they praised him a lot in the Shola thread.

[Pilko]

you're probably right. My logic was along the lines of him getting 2 or 3 with the aid of penalties and it being a very low scoring/spread tournament.

[KaKa]

  On 14/05/2014 at 20:17, Ste said:

 

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KaKa, I'm sure a few years ago you had a Shola avatar and were one of his bigger fans on here.

 

Are you on drugs? Don't you dare 

 

I was sure you did. Perhaps mistaken identity. I remember someone with an avatar of Shola standing hands on hips, and they praised him a lot in the Shola thread.

 

Not me bro. Never been a fan. Awful player.

[geordiedean]

Newspaper reports today he was offered a new contract but turned it down

[Chrisjraby]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5633733/Shola-Ameobi-to-quit-Newcastle.html

 

Can anyone access the full article?

[Newintoon]

cant access it  but read it this morning

 

Shola Ameobi has turned down a one year extension to stay at Newcastle. The Nigeria striker was expected to leave St James Park after seeing his contract run down but there have been talks to broker a new deal.

  Toon boss Alan Pardew has a striker crisis with on loan forward Loic Remy leaving, Papiss Cisse out until xmas after breaking a kneecap.Pards is hoping owner Mike Ashley will allow at least one more forward to sign for he club this summer but Newcastle have not bought anyone for 18 months.

  As a result he has offered Ameobi the option to stay one more season with a possible coaching role to follow but Ameobi who made his first team debut in 2000 wants a two year deal with more game time. That could see him move abroad with clubs in Qatar and Abu Dhabi keen.

 

He turned down a one year deal, thank f.uck, looks like Ashley have put his hand in his pocket as we literally have no strikers

 

 

 

[magpie1892]

  On 18/05/2014 at 08:01, Newintoon said:

 

He turned down a one year deal, thank f.uck, looks like Ashley have put his hand in his pocket as we literally have no strikers

 

Why do you think he turned it down? He was desperate to stay. I think Ashley's put his hand in his pocket and come out with a deal worth probably 1/3 of what he was on last season or somesuch...

[LRD]

  On 18/05/2014 at 08:01, Newintoon said:

cant access it  but read it this morning

 

Shola Ameobi has turned down a one year extension to stay at Newcastle. The Nigeria striker was expected to leave St James Park after seeing his contract run down but there have been talks to broker a new deal.

  Toon boss Alan Pardew has a striker crisis with on loan forward Loic Remy leaving, Papiss Cisse out until xmas after breaking a kneecap.Pards is hoping owner Mike Ashley will allow at least one more forward to sign for he club this summer but Newcastle have not bought anyone for 18 months.

  As a result he has offered Ameobi the option to stay one more season with a possible coaching role to follow but Ameobi who made his first team debut in 2000 wants a two year deal with more game time. That could see him move abroad with clubs in Qatar and Abu Dhabi keen.

 

Pardew offered him a new contract despite contrary reports? Shola rejecting it? What is this, I don't even...

[Cajun]

Seriously our 'strikeforce' is fucking embarrassing. With Shola apparently going, Remy left and Gouffran playing as a defensive winger we have 2(?) league goals scored from our forwards who are left?

 

Lucky we have all those goals from midfield or we might be in trouble!

[Guest]

  On 18/05/2014 at 08:26, Cajun said:

Seriously our 'strikeforce' is f***ing embarrassing. With Shola apparently going, Remy left and Gouffran playing as a defensive winger we have 2(?) league goals scored from our forwards who are left?

 

Lucky we have all those goals from midfield or we might be in trouble!

 

Not to forget the goals our defenders chip in with from corners!

[Cajun]

  On 18/05/2014 at 08:31, Optimistic Nut said:

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Seriously our 'strikeforce' is f***ing embarrassing. With Shola apparently going, Remy left and Gouffran playing as a defensive winger we have 2(?) league goals scored from our forwards who are left?

 

Lucky we have all those goals from midfield or we might be in trouble!

 

Not to forget the goals our defenders chip in with from corners!

 

Good point, thank god for those!

[LV]

  On 18/05/2014 at 08:33, Cajun said:

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Seriously our 'strikeforce' is f***ing embarrassing. With Shola apparently going, Remy left and Gouffran playing as a defensive winger we have 2(?) league goals scored from our forwards who are left?

 

Lucky we have all those goals from midfield or we might be in trouble!

 

Not to forget the goals our defenders chip in with from corners!

 

Good point, thank god for those!

 

But, but we don't need to score goals when The King can stop goals when he is on the sidelines.

[Cajun]

  On 18/05/2014 at 08:30, SanToon said:

Lol @ Pardew offering him a new deal (if he did)

 

Not defending him, I wake up every morning and look at my phone desperately hoping to see his thread title with the word "sacked" in it but it shows how desperate we must be.

 

Pardew knows he is going to get fuck all to spend, for some reason he thinks Shola would be an acceptable better than nothing option. While Shola definitely isn't the answer and even if the muppet changes his mind on the likes of Ben Arfa or Marveaux we will still have no-one capable of playing as a striker, Cisse will obviously recover but he hasn't been much use for quite some time now and Gouffran is never going to be given the chance to show whether he is capable or not.

[mrmojorisin75]

the fucking balls on shola if that's true man

[Guest chopey]

If pardew stays we will get no players through the door that are capable of getting us higher than 10th. If pardew stays then I hope shoal signs a contract, Taylor is our main defender with Elliot in goal and any worth a few quid will be sold.

 

Then after relegation Ashley can sell us and I can get my season ticket back

[Disco]

Suddenly a leaving player wants to leave after conflicting evidence to the contrary being bandied about for a couple of weeks. Under this regime? Surely not.