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Shola Ameobi


Keefaz

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Not to mention he's a class person with a f*cking ace smile.

Him and Jonas have beautiful smiles  :smitten:

 

http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/SamAllardyce.jpg

 

:huff:

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Then...

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/1052491-sep-2000-shola-ameobi-of-newcastle-united-in-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=OCUJ5gVf7YdJQI2Xhkc2QJlC1x3JS4lG3TNcXqRepIgohXNJwWQ5y378YKV3KV6X7hDetoqRhF05OVXKeN9XLg%3D%3D

 

My goodness he's now built like a tank. Crazy to think how much he's changed from someone who was so gangly and unpredictable to just being a fucking tank and unpredicable  :mike:

 

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Guest pintofscottsellers

Chest pass master

 

Going to try and do a chest pass at football tonight.

 

Unless you have a chest the size of Western Europe, it won't work. Also because you're not Shola.

 

Shit your right aswell.

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I was actually present at his birth and piped up with the suggestion of "Big Sho" as a nickname, should he indeed grow up to be big, before being quietly escorted out of the maternity ward.

 

An ancient civilisation from time immemorial has chiselled into a cave wall an Adonis with a chest as wide as a broadsword, garbed in raiment of black and white, astride a bi-wheeled vehicle, devouring an apple - upon which also lies an escutcheon which bears the transcribed hieroglyphics... 'The Big Sho'... fak u 'Polic'

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He deserves a statue outside the anson in wallsend like.

 

:lol:

 

It can gan next to the statue of the wifey with the basket on her heed...

 

Would look brilliant like.

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http://i.imgur.com/JBCnA.jpg

 

What a guy.  :snod:

 

"And it is with great pride that I announce my intention to once again slay the Mackems"

 

Seeing this picture makes me hope he's our manager one day

 

He blatantly will be and he'll make Sammy captain :aww: :frantic:

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