James Perch

[James]

Dreadful, dreadful, dreadful player. Complete liability. Wouldn't wish him playing for our own worst enemies.

 

If he never played for us again, I would celebrate.

[Pilko]

No. You are going over the top with some of your statements about him today, but he is a very poor player.

[David28]

Yes, but only for the reserves.

[Raconteur]

Simpson, Saylor, Raylor, Tavernier. All better options

 

[Colos Short and Curlies]

Saylor is the best option, if it (a) its not his favoured position and (b) he'll never be world class there.

 

Saylor is at least a decent defender, and out wide his positioning is not as much of a problem. Until we get a right winger who will/can track back effectively we need a proper defensive right back

[Dr.Spaceman]

Pick Raylor. At least he's got a good set-piece on him.

[Dokko]

He's making it difficult to justify having him at the club.

 

[James]

Yes, but only for the reserves.

 

That would just block the progress of a much more promising youngster.

[David28]

Yes, but only for the reserves.

 

That would just block the progress of a much more promising youngster.

 

True.

 

Then, no at all.

[Beren]

I don't want him to play for us again, but I think we should keep him. Otherwise he'll move to Scunthorpe and score a hat-trick against us.

[KaKa]

Silly thread.

[Guest firetotheworks]

Fucking stupid thread, but he's shite like.

[Newcastle Fan]

I never wanted to see him in a Newcastle shirt the minute we signed him.

[ElDiablo]

Banter

[Skeletor]

We should write a strongly worded letter to Nottingham Forest.

[Ronaldo]

Enough is enough. Terrible player.

[JCONA]

Ive been thinking this since the start of the season, he barely looked championship quality if we're honest. Someone answer me what chris sees in him to play him above raylor?

I really cannot think of the last time we had a player that clearly wasn't up to standard and persisted in playing them for this length of time. Its bizare.

[Numbers]

Hes been fucking shocking since he's been here like, was it a lookalike playing for forest when he kept Jonas Quiet all night..

[NoU]

yes

[James]

Hes been fucking shocking since he's been here like, was it a lookalike playing for forest when he kept Jonas Quiet all night..

 

Thing about Jonas is that he is a bit unpredictable in terms of the direction he moves on a bad day. Perch was probably just bambi-ing around and just happenned to be accidentally tracking him.

[Beren]

In all seriousness, with some of the anger and expletives of my invective subsiding... he's more than had his chance. I generally don't agree with comparing the profession of football to regular jobs (because they are so far removed), but if you fucked up at work as many times as him with such high stakes you'd justifiably be let go, doesn't matter how old you are.

[James]

In case anyone from the club sees this, 14% is approximately the proportion of members on this forum who support other clubs.

[thewellander]

Raylor is the better option at the moment. He's a better defender, better going forward and decent on set pieces. And that's not praise for Raylor so much as an indictment of Perch.

[Ketsbaia]

Never ever want to see him again to be honest. He's an absolute joke of a player and every match just backs that up even more.

[cosmic]

Simpson has been praised by Peter Beardsley in his 2 come back games. So looks like Perch has played his last game for a while. Not sure if this is a better choice but probably can't be much worse.