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LooneyToonArmy

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not sure if it's been posted before but...... :lol:

 

 

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Top 10 Reasons why it wouldn’t be a disaster if England lost the 2018 World Cup

 

D-Day turned into disaster day for England as FIFA confirmed the 2018 World Cup will take place in Russia. Don't be glum, though - here's 10 reasons why this is actually a GOOD thing:

 

1) The only joy England get from major tournaments is our false sense of security-inducing romp through the qualifiers. A series of meaningless friendlies just wouldn’t have been the same.

 

2) We won’t have to sit through a boring Panorama programme on the eve of the event explaining how our facilities aren’t up to scratch (or, rather, how they weren’t up to scratch in 2014).

 

3) The Queen won’t have to pretend to care about the beautiful game when she’s handing out medals at the final.

 

4) We’ll be spared the horrors of an official World Cup 2018 song caterwauled by the winner of the previous year’s X Factor show…

 

5) And also the official mascots: a lion in a gaudy shell-suit kicking a football through his neighbour’s window.

 

6) You’ll be able to buy your groceries for the week without having to fight through mountains of ‘limited edition’ football-related tat: 'Make sure YOU score tonight with our limited edition World Cup condoms!' etc

 

7) We won’t have to suffer supposedly topical mentions of the tournament being crowbarred incongruously into Coronation Street and EastEnders: ‘Oi, Minty! Come quick! The Vic’s on fire… again!’ ‘Not now, Billy – I’ve got to catch a train to Milton Keynes to see Nigeria vs Paraguay!’

 

8) We won’t be severely delayed getting to work every day by a police roadblock set-up solely to allow Sepp Blatter to zoom past in a solid gold Mercedes converted to run on orphans’ tears and that comes complete with seal-skin seat covers hand-stitched together by blind Burmese children working for a penny an day.

 

9) The Premier League’s impoverished football scouts can continue to rack up the air miles filing reports on which mediocre Scandinavians would be best suited to fighting relegation in 2019.

 

10) We won’t have to put up with legions of German fans celebrating in the fountains of Trafalgar Square following our inevitable last 16 drubbing.

 

(Mirror)

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Colocho

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Our own media stirring shit didn't help.

 

isn't it the people who accept bribes for votes that 'don't help' ?

 

Obviously. But all the accusations etc that got leaked by our own press did not help.

If they've been bribed, it wouldn't matter what the press said.

 

Would the Spanish and Russian media sources run the stories as much as we did here? Essentially, FIFA will see our country as a grass - this is our punishment.

 

Fifa's Warner blames UK media for failed World Cup bid.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9265919.stm

 

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Pandamninator

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I am getting slightly embarrassed by the amount of whining going on since england lost the bid, I do wonder if anyone is aware of the quality of the Spain/Portugal and Holland/Belgium bids and if they are moaning as much as we are.

Does this sense of entitlement come from a touch of arrogance in out attitude ?

And if so this attitude isn't likely to make us very popular.

 

 

Spain hosted in 1982, we last hosted in 1966 so they might not moan as loudly as we are.  It looks like the Americans and Australians are having a good moan and they have every right to moan considering who won in the same group.

 

What have Qatar done to host a World Cup?  You can't dismiss the history of countries that have been competing for years as if that was worthless.  Without the game being played historically we wouldn't have a future, we'll have a footballing future without Qatar.

 

You shouldn't have to do anything to host the World Cup. As long as you can convince the delegates that you can produce and run a successful, safe, and entertaining World Cup you should be just as eligible as anyone else. I don't understand how not hosting the tournament since 1966 bears any importance when competing with an established nation on the World stage which has never hosted the event.

 

This is a joke post right? Some troll attempt?

 

You shouldn't have to do anything to host the World Cup? Seriously, read over that nonsense again.  You should prove your bid is better then the rest, Qatar haven't done so, FIFA even savaged their bid in their own reports calling it high risk.  Are you seriously niave enough to think that Qatar the World Cup was based on anything other then some oil monies ending up in the pockets of Blatter, Warner and friends?

 

And Qatar is an established nation on the World Stage? GTFO.  It is a population of 1.6 million, of which only 200,000 are actually from the place, the other 1.4 million are ex-pats there for a quick buck and slaves who are there for no buck.  It was nothing 20 years ago, in 20 years ago it will be nothing again.  It has no stadiums, no facilities other then a couple of silly youtube videos, no proven experience at hosting any thing bigger then a couple of poxy tennis tournaments and B-Team Football Friendlies.

 

13000

9000

12000

 

Those are the crowd numbers of Qatars qualifying games in the last World Cup.  What a joke of a nation, what a joke of a bid, what a joke of a world cup it will be. The Wellington Phoenix in the A-League get bigger crowds then that on a weekly basis.  And were a shitty club team from New Zealand where Soccer probably ranks at best as the 5th most popular sport

 

How about England vs Brazil last year , Khalifa stadium 14th November, match attendance 50,000.?

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/match/3095739

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I think I said something about B-Team friendlies somewhere.  Oh, that's right, in the post you just quoted.  Look, you even bolded it for me 

 

 

See, I completely disagree with what you are saying here. In my opinion, the entire goal of that process is to present the voters with as much information as possible, and to quickly destroy any bids which are deemed unacceptable upon review. The idea of the "best results" is subjective as you're talking from a white European perspective. Can you see into the future? How do you know Qatar will not be a success? you are projecting your personal opinions onto what will happen in the future. You can ridicule this statement when I am 32 years old, but for now you cannot prove anything.

 

That's it, you've 100% confirmed it.  Baba be trolling.

 

"The idea of the "best results" is subjective as you're talking from a white European perspective."

 

That's right, it's just us racist Europeans, using such bigoted and silly criteria such as you know, the amount of stadiums you have, whether you have a population bigger then say Auckland New Zealand and expecting, you know, the winning nation to not have the worst technical bid (as stated by FIFA's own damn reports).   Please, tell us, what criteria should us pack of bed-sheet wearing bastards really be judging Qatar's bid by?

 

You make sure every bid fits the parameters,

 

Which Qatar doesn't, Fifa rules say you can't have more then 2 stadiums in a single city.  You have 3 in Doha and 4 in Al-Rayyan (Which is actually just a suberb of Doha)

 

you attempt to give the delegates perfect information,

 

Such as FIFA's own technical report giving Qatar a High Risk rating (the only bid from either 2018 or 2022), while all the other 2022 bids had a low risk rating?

 

you distribute the votes in a fair way, and go from there. FIFA do need to work to limit corruption, but this is an impossibility in my opinion.

 

Well, FIFA's failed on both those count.

 

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Some news going on that Blatter said in a talk with LequipeFifa might allow some of the games in 2022 to be played in countries near Qatar such as Bahrain, that would mean the same stadium that i've played on a few times might be hosting world cup games :lol:

 

Am I right in thinking Bahrain is more liberal than Qatar but wouldn't that also mean Bahrain would need a bye to the finals as well.

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Some news going on that Blatter said in a talk with LequipeFifa might allow some of the games in 2022 to be played in countries near Qatar such as Bahrain, that would mean the same stadium that i've played on a few times might be hosting world cup games :lol:

 

Am I right in thinking Bahrain is more liberal than Qatar but wouldn't that also mean Bahrain would need a bye to the finals as well.

 

Its much more liberal, its 45 minutes by car away from Qatar anyway, honestly don't think its going to happn though.

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