Sifu Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Like some people have said, he's done alright football-wise. Everything else he has a lot to answer for, ie. essentially being Ashley/Llambias' yes man and his constant empty promises. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Nobody can argue with the points tally so far but equally nobody can say we're playing well. We're creating little, the 'new system' simply doesn't exist and Tim Krul is the only reason we have the points we have and the only reason we're still in the cup. Similarly you could argue that you can't start to judge any theoretical 'new system' until about 10 games into the season. I reckon this new system involved a non-existant new striker and Hatem Ben Arfa, too. I'm not convinced either way on the man as a person or as a manager, personally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rainforest Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 http://i.imgur.com/LK8W6.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rainforest Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Chatty Alan not in the mood for a chat today it seems Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Why would we be so utterly f***ed if Pardew went? We seemed to be doing fine before he came, had a perfectly average spring season and to be frank, had 3 lucky results playing planless hoofball. Excellent results now in august but honestly they dont reflect how we have played at all. Pardew is a decent manager but his track record before he came here is very underwhelming, seems like he is the tyneside version of Guardiola for a couple of lads on this forum already.. What absolute donkey wank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Why would we be so utterly f***ed if Pardew went? We seemed to be doing fine before he came, had a perfectly average spring season and to be frank, had 3 lucky results playing planless hoofball. Excellent results now in august but honestly they dont reflect how we have played at all. Pardew is a decent manager but his track record before he came here is very underwhelming, seems like he is the tyneside version of Guardiola for a couple of lads on this forum already.. What absolute donkey w***. the hyperbole is hilarious. Not enough facepalms in the world... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rainforest Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Why would we be so utterly f***ed if Pardew went? We seemed to be doing fine before he came, had a perfectly average spring season and to be frank, had 3 lucky results playing planless hoofball. Excellent results now in august but honestly they dont reflect how we have played at all. Pardew is a decent manager but his track record before he came here is very underwhelming, seems like he is the tyneside version of Guardiola for a couple of lads on this forum already.. What absolute donkey w***. Care to elaborate then? Im sorry but I refuse to praise the lord that we have such an excellent manager. He doesnt deserve it, nor does the muppets who hired him. Bunch of cunts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Why would we be so utterly f***ed if Pardew went? We seemed to be doing fine before he came, had a perfectly average spring season and to be frank, had 3 lucky results playing planless hoofball. Excellent results now in august but honestly they dont reflect how we have played at all. Pardew is a decent manager but his track record before he came here is very underwhelming, seems like he is the tyneside version of Guardiola for a couple of lads on this forum already.. What absolute donkey w***. Care to elaborate then? Im sorry but I refuse to praise the lord that we have such an excellent manager. He doesnt deserve it, nor does the muppets who hired him. Bunch of cunts Who is saying he's an excellent manager or he's a Geordie Guardiola? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hwXhXDr-Xxo/Tf9_f5VXKeI/AAAAAAAADy0/XbXbcKx2Mtg/s1600/Straw_man4.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 So we're just judging him on three games, last season never happened. That's despite having lost the backbone of the team, having to bed in new players and a nightmare of a pre-season for various reasons. Not saying he's Guardiola like. But he deserves a chance. His record last season wasn't too clever either coming third bottom in the %won table posted previously (a table that contained amatuers, madmen and Graeme Souness) and didn't have a win / loss record too different from the bloke he fucked over to get the job. I chose to use this season as we're being told we've had a 'great start' (as we did under Allardyce and we all remember the fucking shambles the football was then) but in reality the team that has been cobbled together under the alleged management of Pardew has been lucky not to get overrun in the first half of every match so far this season and has managed to pull off a lucky result against mediocre opposition- as we found out under Allardyce that luck doesn't last and you start to drift down the league. I'm not blaming Pardew totally - he's desperately taken on a role where he's getting shat on from every direction - but it's what he signed on to do he knew from day one he was going to have to suck Ashleys shit-covered cock and tell everyone he'd feasted on hoi-sin duck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Why would we be so utterly f***ed if Pardew went? We seemed to be doing fine before he came, had a perfectly average spring season and to be frank, had 3 lucky results playing planless hoofball. Excellent results now in august but honestly they dont reflect how we have played at all. Pardew is a decent manager but his track record before he came here is very underwhelming, seems like he is the tyneside version of Guardiola for a couple of lads on this forum already.. What absolute donkey w***. Care to elaborate then? Im sorry but I refuse to praise the lord that we have such an excellent manager. He doesnt deserve it, nor does the muppets who hired him. Bunch of c***s Who called him excellent? He's an average manger that's done a decent job since his appointment. This season we haven't played well but did you really expect us to be looking in tip-top shape follwoing the pre-season we had? The main thing is we've achieved three good results and the manager must take credit for that. Even if you reject this argument, is there anyonne around who would/could do a better job? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/209119/Transfer-blank-hard-on-Alan-Pardew/ ALAN PARDEW has been left fuming after Newcastle came up short in the transfer window. Alan Pardew has been looking to splash out on a proven striker since Andy Carroll joined Liverpool in January for a British record £35m. But he feels badly let down by owner Mike Ashley and managing director Derek Llambias after drawing a blank, despite raking in £45m in transfer fees since the turn of the year. And his mood was not helped yesterday when the FA charged him with improper conduct for comments he made about referee Howard Webb before Newcastle’s win at Sunderland on August 20. Boss Pardew has signed seven players during the summer but only two have commanded significant fees, while stars like Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton and Jose Enrique have all left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
prefabtoon Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 He must be totally p*ssed with ashley but his hands are tied. I think if he has a half decent season he will have enough confidence to move on, I would love to be a fly on the wall when pardew grows a pair and tells ashley he is off to another club, And would hope pards timing, allows him to leave just before the first game of next season touche fat b******. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/209119/Transfer-blank-hard-on-Alan-Pardew/ ALAN PARDEW has been left fuming after Newcastle came up short in the transfer window. Alan Pardew has been looking to splash out on a proven striker since Andy Carroll joined Liverpool in January for a British record £35m. But he feels badly let down by owner Mike Ashley and managing director Derek Llambias after drawing a blank, despite raking in £45m in transfer fees since the turn of the year. And his mood was not helped yesterday when the FA charged him with improper conduct for comments he made about referee Howard Webb before Newcastle’s win at Sunderland on August 20. Boss Pardew has signed seven players during the summer but only two have commanded significant fees, while stars like Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton and Jose Enrique have all left. A better headline would have been 'Pard luck for Toon boss' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/209119/Transfer-blank-hard-on-Alan-Pardew/ ALAN PARDEW has been left fuming after Newcastle came up short in the transfer window. Alan Pardew has been looking to splash out on a proven striker since Andy Carroll joined Liverpool in January for a British record £35m. But he feels badly let down by owner Mike Ashley and managing director Derek Llambias after drawing a blank, despite raking in £45m in transfer fees since the turn of the year. And his mood was not helped yesterday when the FA charged him with improper conduct for comments he made about referee Howard Webb before Newcastle’s win at Sunderland on August 20. Boss Pardew has signed seven players during the summer but only two have commanded significant fees, while stars like Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton and Jose Enrique have all left. Hmmm, I'm hoping that Pardew is going to confront Ashley/Llambias like but that's not going to happen. Let's face it, this is probably the best job he's ever had as a manager and he won't do anything to jeopardise his position...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Who's Rainforest? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridman Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Coward, come out and say something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Eh? He defended Webb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 He must be totally p*ssed with ashley but his hands are tied. I think if he has a half decent season he will have enough confidence to move on, I would love to be a fly on the wall when pardew grows a pair and tells ashley he is off to another club, And would hope pards timing, allows him to leave just before the first game of next season touche fat b******. I KNOW DUDE, THAT'D BE AWESOME. THEN WE'LL GET JOE FUCKING KINNEAR AGAIN AND HE CAN CALL OUR FRENCHIE MIDFIELDER CABAWHERE? AND HE CAN BE OFF TOO, LIKE, LOLZ. AND THEN A BATTLE AGAINST THE DROPPPP! LOLLOLOLOLOZZZZ. LUVIT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Eh? He defended Webb. Not allowed to talk about them at all - good or bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Funny how it has all changed. Last year everyone was furious with Pardew being appointed but now most people are desperate to have him stay here. Atleast i am. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheSummerOf69 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Funny how it has all changed. Last year everyone was furious with Pardew being appointed but now most people are desperate to have him stay here. Atleast i am. Only 'cause the renowned gambler in charge will do what he did with KK, Kinnear and Pardew - choose a manager with ridiculously long odds at the bookies (though those odds may mysteriously tumble just before their appointment). And after the KK drama it will always now be someone who will tow the line, allow the best players to be sold, and be prepared to hoodwink the fans. And, of course, the new muppet could quite likely be someone with less managerial qualities than Pardew. Yeah, we want Pardew to stay... but only because we fear another Penis Wise or Joke In'ere. Ashley's got us well trained by now, hasn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Coward, come out and say something. I think that comment should be directed at Derek Llambias not Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Coward, come out and say something. I think that comment should be directed at Derek Llambias not Pardew. Correct Pardew is in a no win situation He will not/can not criticise the board. His statement about recommending players to board and them being responsible for the deals was telling. I think he could see what was coming Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wally_McFool Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Coward, come out and say something. I think that comment should be directed at Derek Llambias not Pardew. Correct Pardew is in a no win situation He will not/can not criticise the board. His statement about recommending players to board and them being responsible for the deals was telling. I think he could see what was coming Think Pardew will fuck off soon and Ashley will get a French manager. I aint a fan of Pardew but I couldn't and wouldn't blame him for walking out because he is being made to look like a silly twat by Fatty and his stooge. Like Chris Hughton, Pardew will have at least raised his profile enough to get another job fairly quickly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rainforest Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Pardew is proper fucked now. No sympathy here though. He knew what he was getting himself into working for these muppets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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