quayside Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 He's obviously deplorable but I'll actually be surprised if we keep him on as manager tbh. W2 D3 L7 is the kind of form that will see us bottom of the league in a 38 game season and, as idiotic as they are, the board will be aware of that. I highly doubt he's media savvy enough for them either, in spite of the arselicking. There's (barely) an ember of 'bring on next season' for me, because the squad is likely to be very different and there'll be a different manager as well - maybe a different era to the Pards/Carver one we've endured for five years. Needless to say, if Carver does get the gig full-time, my support won't re-manifest itself any time soon. I can't see any way that he will get the gig. The only ambition Ashley has is to stay in Premiership and even he can see there is a huge risk that Carver could fail to achieve that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
levelsevenlee Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Seriously, is Carver having some sort of very public nervous breakdown here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 it's actually brilliant, no one in their right mind would give him the job after this abomination of caretaker spell, he's fucking useless. and if he did get it he wouldn't last long and tbh, im at the point where relegation would potentially please me anyway. i've had enough of the money, the hype, sky, man city, chelsea, mourinho's bullshit, the championship was fun, honest, away days were cheaper and this year it's been a hell of a watch and a sustained spell there might be for the greater good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Seems like a canny job, just hang about SJP watching training sessions and reserve games. Is he sure it wasn't a reflection? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Seems like a canny job, just hang about SJP watching training sessions and reserve games. Is he sure it wasn't a reflection? My thought too. He clearly gazed into the lift mirror. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Thing is, if we do drop Ashley wont sell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 ‘John – I couldn’t believe that performance, I watched what you did on the pitch with the team and I was so excited leading up to the derby game because I thought we were going to win. Then all of a sudden the whistle blew for the start of the game and I couldn’t believe what I was watching. “You can do all the preparation you want but then on a Saturday, Sunday, Monday night…we can’t develop training ground players. We have to find solutions. as if that happened even remotely. Funny how this maintenance guy has absolved Carver of all blame and put in on the players, what are the odds? Reads like one of those shit facebook things about people in supermarkets Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Lick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Thing is, if we do drop Ashley wont sell. And you know this for certain how? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 JC talking to an infamous 'Mag in a lift'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Thing is, if we do drop Ashley wont sell. And you know this for certain how? We'd lose a lot of possible suitors, he'd lose a lot of money. He'd stick it out, invest just enough and bounce back up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Using the opinions of maintenance men in lifts to deflect blame now. Quality. Utter parody. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 And talking about his family taking abuse in the Daily Mail. Wonder where he learnt that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Has anyone heard Mick Lowes talking to Carver about the Liverpool game yet? "You're going to the famous Anfield in the Premier League as manager of Newcastle United. You're clearly doing something right". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Has anyone heard Mick Lowes talking to Carver about the Liverpool game yet? "You're going to the famous Anfield in the Premier League as manager of Newcastle United. You're clearly doing something right". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Has anyone heard Mick Lowes talking to Carver about the Liverpool game yet? "You're going to the famous Anfield in the Premier League as manager of Newcastle United. You're clearly doing something right". Wish Lowes would have a fucking brain aneurysm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Has anyone heard Mick Lowes talking to Carver about the Liverpool game yet? "You're going to the famous Anfield in the Premier League as manager of Newcastle United. You're clearly doing something right". Wish Lowes would have a f***ing brain aneurysm. We need a Mick Lowes smiley on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 That Paddy Power video going round, man. What a man he is. "The win would be nice, but what's important is the 3 points." WHAT!? Please tell me this isn't real F*cking christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Has anyone heard Mick Lowes talking to Carver about the Liverpool game yet? "You're going to the famous Anfield in the Premier League as manager of Newcastle United. You're clearly doing something right". Wish Lowes would have a f***ing brain aneurysm. We need a Mick Lowes smiley on here. http://i.imgur.com/HmquaFN.png Nah, fuck that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Has anyone heard Mick Lowes talking to Carver about the Liverpool game yet? "You're going to the famous Anfield in the Premier League as manager of Newcastle United. You're clearly doing something right". Wish Lowes would have a f***ing brain aneurysm. We need a Mick Lowes smiley on here. http://i.imgur.com/HmquaFN.png Nah, fuck that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhtoon Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Post Sunderland quote: "I don’t put shackles on these players – I want them to express themselves." Pre Liverpool quote: "Moussa, we had to put the shackles on him, because of circumstances." Trolllolololol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 That's more of a pieley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 That Paddy Power video going round, man. What a man he is. "The win would be nice, but what's important is the 3 points." WHAT!? Please tell me this isn't real F*cking christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Can't fucking wait to watch us try to stonewall Liverpool for 90 minutes for a 0-0, it's the only game-plan this daft cunt has. When we're 2 down after half an hour, the tactical genius he pulls out of his arse will be a real treat! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhtoon Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Post Sunderland quote: "I don’t put shackles on these players – I want them to express themselves." Pre Liverpool quote: "Moussa, we had to put the shackles on him, because of circumstances." Trolllolololol Link for the second one? Voila.. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/john-carver-tells-newcastle-take-5507029? Colback has been the most consistent performer this season apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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