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John Carver


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Give it 15 years and he'll be like the mad old cricket coach from the Mitchell and Webb sketch.

 

"I used to coach the Newcastle United team, the year they almost won the European Cricket Cup!"

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Give it 15 years and he'll be like the mad old cricket coach from the Mitchell and Webb sketch.

 

"I used to coach the Newcastle United team, the year they almost won the European Cricket Cup!"

 

I love that fucking sketch  :lol:

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So glad he isn't anywhere near the club, licking his lips, talking about the new signings.

it's a pity the new players didn't have the opportunity to work with the best coach in the league.
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At the match today

 

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/26/6972ef6c2f92fe2b88c007e2f0fdc860.jpg

These two dickheads spent some of their payoffs on suits then. Pity they couldn't be arsed to dress professionally when they actually had a high profile job.

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At the match today

 

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/26/6972ef6c2f92fe2b88c007e2f0fdc860.jpg

These two dickheads spent some of their payoffs on suits then. Pity they couldn't be arsed to dress professionally when they actually had a high profile job.

 

:lol: This.

 

Dress like fucking tramps week-in, week-out, in front of millions and then dress to impress at a pre-season friendly. Pair of cunts.

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At the match today

 

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/26/6972ef6c2f92fe2b88c007e2f0fdc860.jpg

 

"Told you not to go for the grey Steve, you can see your skid marks through your trousers"

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Carver looks like a step dad about to make an appeal for his missing daughter, after having already disposed of her body.

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