Ndegwa Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Remember when we thought we were close to getting Garde in? I had to stop myself from daydreaming about Klopp today. It'd be nuts if we supported a real team, man. http://scratchbomb.com/images/jamesdolan.jpg Eat s*** and f***ing die you piece of s***. Can't believe this guy is likely to get the job with a win percentage just about in double figures, matching Pardew's record of six losses on the trot...a fine achievement to add to his lickipedia page Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I'm predicting Steve Stone as manager by February, then Pedro to take us down to League 1 a season later Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Getting slightly concerned now. Rumours doing the rounds he's already been offered the job for next season, Jona's tweet saying we deserve better. Now the Steve Howey article saying he thinks Carver has the job, isn't he normally a part of the Ashley PR machine? Wouldn't suprise me if they slowly drip feed the announcement over the rest of the season to limit the shock. reckon they're doing it so people will treat McLaren's appointment like he's the special one. Sounds about right. The journo at the Times (not Caulkin) also casually mentioned on Sunday that McClaren was expected to take over in the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Bad news boys and girls, the football might be about to get less attractive. "We need to come up with a solution, a formula, to win the game. “If it means being a little bit more direct, then that’s what we’re going to have to do. “I have to find a method of trying to play now that might not be pretty on the eye, but I need to find a way of getting some results, getting some points. “People might not like what they see, but I’m going to have to do it.” I'm worried about this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Bad news boys and girls, the football might be about to get less attractive. "We need to come up with a solution, a formula, to win the game. “If it means being a little bit more direct, then that’s what we’re going to have to do. “I have to find a method of trying to play now that might not be pretty on the eye, but I need to find a way of getting some results, getting some points. “People might not like what they see, but I’m going to have to do it.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 More direct?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosstef Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 More direct?!?!?!?!?!?!?! So, no more of the tiki takt stuff we have been practising lately? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Please no, John. Please don't do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Goodbye champagne football, I hardly knew ye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Oh I see, so we could have been winning games but instead we chose to entertain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Oh man, shame we have to give up on that lush football we've been playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Goodbye champagne football, I hardly knew ye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 It's like Pardew left a long, lingering ghostly fart behind when he left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 This guy needs to be sectioned I mean seriously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Oh I see, so we could have been winning games but instead we chose to entertain :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Hmm, thousands and thousands of fans didn't turn up last time. What should I say to reengage them? Fucking nailed it, JC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 So nobody could be worse than Pardew eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 So does this mean that he's going to drop the likes of Colback and Gouffran? Fucks sake man, it's Ben Arfa and Marveaux all over again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Shexshy Football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 if we kick the ball hard enough at Obertan's head it might enter orbit. Then he can just run into the net. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Who's our tallest player that he can put up front to lump balls at? Willo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 So nobody could be worse than Pardew eh? Ian y I, along with others, warned that Carver would be even worse. He isn't an actual manager though, just a drunk guy who collects pickle jars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Funny when I said that Carver would be worse than Pardew everyone laughed at me. Now I've been proven right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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