Guest firetotheworks Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I cannot believe that I've just seen that front cover with him saying that SBR and Speed will be with him in the dugout. Please tell me that that's not attributable to a quote and that he's not that fucking sick in the head? Why is it so hard to believe? This is the same fool who was telling us that he would be looking for a job as a manager elsewhere if he didn't get this one. Now he's grovelling at Ashley's feet at the prospect of being caretaker manager until the end of the season. He'd clean the toilets for some beer money and a packet of chips, the shameless cunt. Because there's clearly a line that's been crossed talking about SBR and Speed like that imo. I couldn't give a shit if he's Catholic either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Talking about Robson is fair enough IMO, but Speed's death was inexplicable and an absolute tragedy. Totally different. Shameless as fuck to try and curry favour by mentioning him, old article or otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It's the type of irreverent, hollow guff pisslips used to spout as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Well they're both people important to Newcastle and who Carver knew, and who have died. I don't really see the difference. Obviously he's trying to curry favour and sound like he knows what the club is about, but you would have to expect that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It's the fact he doesn't deserve the job why it's so annoying like. If he was a great manager and a great man it would probably be a bit of a poetic tribute, but he's a daft arselicking cunt so it just reads as him using the dead in an attempt to gain support, probably repeating word for word what the Bishop was breathing into in his ear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Well they're both people important to Newcastle and who Carver knew, and who have died. I don't really see the difference. Obviously he's trying to curry favour and sound like he knows what the club is about, but you would have to expect that. Not if you have an ounce of self respect Ian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I don't think anyone would need to tell Carver to spout stuff like that, it's basic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Well they're both people important to Newcastle and who Carver knew, and who have died. I don't really see the difference. Obviously he's trying to curry favour and sound like he knows what the club is about, but you would have to expect that. Not if you have an ounce of self respect Ian. Well it's annoying to us, but mainly because nobody rates Carver. If Remy Garde came in and said he loved watching Keegan's team and respected Bobby I doubt anyone would worry. It's the fact it's Carver that makes it wrong, because nobody wants him. Which is fair enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Bringing Robson and Speed into it three weeks after he threw an FA Cup game to curry favour with Ashley and Charnley is fucking appalling. EDIT: sorry, actually just two days before he threw the cup game, even moreso. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Well they're both people important to Newcastle and who Carver knew, and who have died. I don't really see the difference. Obviously he's trying to curry favour and sound like he knows what the club is about, but you would have to expect that. Not if you have an ounce of self respect Ian. Well it's annoying to us, but mainly because nobody rates Carver. If Remy Garde came in and said he loved watching Keegan's team and respected Bobby I doubt anyone would worry. It's the fact it's Carver that makes it wrong, because nobody wants him. Which is fair enough. Such complete bollocks. You've been at it all day again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Well they're both people important to Newcastle and who Carver knew, and who have died. I don't really see the difference. Obviously he's trying to curry favour and sound like he knows what the club is about, but you would have to expect that. Not if you have an ounce of self respect Ian. Well it's annoying to us, but mainly because nobody rates Carver. If Remy Garde came in and said he loved watching Keegan's team and respected Bobby I doubt anyone would worry. It's the fact it's Carver that makes it wrong, because nobody wants him. Which is fair enough. There's a bit of a difference between this, and stating that you think they'll be 'in the dugout with me' like Very few people in world football can get away with saying shit like that. EDIT: It's wrong because it's blatant PR spin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Well they're both people important to Newcastle and who Carver knew, and who have died. I don't really see the difference. Obviously he's trying to curry favour and sound like he knows what the club is about, but you would have to expect that. Not if you have an ounce of self respect Ian. Well it's annoying to us, but mainly because nobody rates Carver. If Remy Garde came in and said he loved watching Keegan's team and respected Bobby I doubt anyone would worry. It's the fact it's Carver that makes it wrong, because nobody wants him. Which is fair enough. Such complete bollocks. You've been at it all day again. Wha? I've hardly said anything. I don't even like Carver, I just said I don't see the difference between mentioning Bobby and mentioning Speed. You've got to move on Jack, this isn't healthy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Well they're both people important to Newcastle and who Carver knew, and who have died. I don't really see the difference. Obviously he's trying to curry favour and sound like he knows what the club is about, but you would have to expect that. Not if you have an ounce of self respect Ian. Well it's annoying to us, but mainly because nobody rates Carver. If Remy Garde came in and said he loved watching Keegan's team and respected Bobby I doubt anyone would worry. It's the fact it's Carver that makes it wrong, because nobody wants him. Which is fair enough. Absolute rubbish man. It's because Carver knew both men personally that makes it wrong and surely you must know that inside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Ah never mind, I don't even like the bloke. Pointless discussion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Well they're both people important to Newcastle and who Carver knew, and who have died. I don't really see the difference. Obviously he's trying to curry favour and sound like he knows what the club is about, but you would have to expect that. Not if you have an ounce of self respect Ian. Well it's annoying to us, but mainly because nobody rates Carver. If Remy Garde came in and said he loved watching Keegan's team and respected Bobby I doubt anyone would worry. It's the fact it's Carver that makes it wrong, because nobody wants him. Which is fair enough. Do you ever stop talking shit, Ian? It's just relentless, how you can construct a pitiful argument in conflict with common sense again and again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/26/8cf3fe9c031ada05e3d2ec2c0987b439.jpg Hmm Stephen Ireland looks sceptic of tiny John Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Well they're both people important to Newcastle and who Carver knew, and who have died. I don't really see the difference. Obviously he's trying to curry favour and sound like he knows what the club is about, but you would have to expect that. Not if you have an ounce of self respect Ian. Well it's annoying to us, but mainly because nobody rates Carver. If Remy Garde came in and said he loved watching Keegan's team and respected Bobby I doubt anyone would worry. It's the fact it's Carver that makes it wrong, because nobody wants him. Which is fair enough. Do you ever stop talking shit, Ian? It's just relentless, how you can construct a pitiful argument in conflict with common sense again and again. Ah never mind, I don't even like the bloke. Pointless discussion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I cannot believe that I've just seen that front cover with him saying that SBR and Speed will be with him in the dugout. Please tell me that that's not attributable to a quote and that he's not that fucking sick in the head? Carver said: "For some reason, I started reading Sir Bobby's autobiography last night. There was a message on the front of the book -- 'Thanks for a fantastic, successful five years, it should have been a lot longer. Cheers, Sir Bobby.' "When he gave me that book, he said to me, 'You do realise how big this football club is, and if ever you get an opportunity, don't be scared of it, enjoy it and take it with both hands'. So I am sitting here now and I'm going to take it with both hands. "I'm a Catholic and I believe he will be looking down on me, I really do. For some reason that was why I had the inspiration to get the book and started reading it. "He will be there with us. He will be in the technical area with us, let me tell you that, because I never stop thinking about him. "Apart from my mum and dad, who I lost recently, there are two people I never stop thinking about -- he [Robson] is one of them, and Gary Speed is the other. They are always with us, and I think about them every game. Someone call the UVF on this cunt Done Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I don't really think John Carver is a cunt (yet ) but I do think he's wildly out of his depth. So is Charnley, by the looks of things. I don't think this appointment is out of spite, it's just out of sheer cluelessness. Pardew was perfect for them and would have been their manager until they left the club. There's clearly an incredibly small pool of people (note: not necessarily 'managers') happy to work under their conditions. I had a modicum of hope that these conditions would change in light of Pardew's departure, but obviously not. Which is why they've shrugged their shoulders, happily deemed the search a hopeless one and appointed literally the only person they could. Maybe they will eventually cave and decide to alter the job spec for their head coach eventually, should circumstances dictate that we absolutely do need someone who's actually qualified (ie, relegation becomes a tangible likelihood). I believe Carver cares a great deal about the club and he will want to be successful. He's gonna have to up his game astronomically, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It would be like me having a crack at open heart surgery on my ma because I love her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It would be like me having a crack at open heart surgery on my ma because I love her. "I know her better than anyone else. Pass the scalpel." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I don't really think John Carver is a cunt (yet ) but I do think he's wildly out of his depth. So is Charnley, by the looks of things. I don't think this appointment is out of spite, it's just out of sheer cluelessness. Pardew was perfect for them and would have been their manager until they left the club. There's obviously an incredibly small pool of people (note: not necessarily 'managers') happy to work under their conditions. I had a modicum of hope that these conditions would change in light of Pardew's departure, but obviously not. Which is why they've shrugged their shoulders, happily deemed the search a hopeless one and appointed literally the only person they could. Maybe they will eventually cave and decide to alter the club's raison d'être, should circumstances dictate that we absolutely do need someone who's actually qualified (ie, relegation becomes a tangible likelihood). I believe Carver cares a great deal about the club and he will want to be successful. He's gonna have to up his game astronomically, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 He probably thinks he can do the job tbh, he's definitely that thick. Luckily even if the club were testing him out to give them a "headache" he's so damn incompetent there's no chance of it happening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 He's literally too shit to be employed by Ashley. That's how incompetent he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 He's literally too s*** to be employed by Ashley. That's how incompetent he is. Whilst at the same time being employed by Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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