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Rush keeper/fog man back was normally only allowed if the two sides were of unequal numbers. Only difference is that with rush keeper you have a set person playing in goal.

So no change to normal rules then ? For us rush keeper was fog man back (for the forrins out there "fog" in this instance means "first"),  First player back behind a designsted area, usually a stone, was allowed to handle the ball.
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Rush keeper/fog man back was normally only allowed if the two sides were of unequal numbers. Only difference is that with rush keeper you have a set person playing in goal.

So no change to normal rules then ? For us rush keeper was fog man back (for the forrins out there "fog" in this instance means "first"),  First player back behind a designsted area, usually a stone, was allowed to handle the ball.

 

Not as far as i remember, but tbf we would get bored and eventually just play 'snappy football' until somebody got hurt/died.

 

 

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Rush keeper/fog man back was normally only allowed if the two sides were of unequal numbers. Only difference is that with rush keeper you have a set person playing in goal.

So no change to normal rules then ? For us rush keeper was fog man back (for the forrins out there "fog" in this instance means "first"),  First player back behind a designsted area, usually a stone, was allowed to handle the ball.

 

Not as far as i remember, but tbf we would get bored and eventually just play 'snappy football' until somebody got hurt/died.

 

 

Oh aye, that reminds me, someone mentioned earlier about playing heads and volleys till the keeper got hurt....me and a mate made a game of this, once we got a stooge to be the keeper, thinking he was playing heads and volleys but really our game was to hit the keeper, points awarded for where, arms legs, 1 point, torso 5 points, head, 10, knocked over 20 etc. extra pointed awarded for yelps and blood.

 

In fact if you search on this very forum " grand master oomph" you'll find a mention of it, knew I had, back in 2011. No quote box next to it and I lack the nouse to do it.

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A genuine question. Who takes the match ball home when there are 2 or more players who score a hatrick in the same match? Was thinking this because of the 2 hatricks in thd Napoli game last night. And what happens if the two hattrick scorers are on opposing sides?

 

Have always had these questions in my mind. Think I remember Beardsley and Cole

scoring a hatrick in a game against Wimbledon iinm.

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A genuine question. Who takes the match ball home when there are 2 or more players who score a hatrick in the same match? Was thinking this because of the 2 hatricks in thd Napoli game last night. And what happens if the two hattrick scorers are on opposing sides?

 

Have always had these questions in my mind. Think I remember Beardsley and Cole

scoring a hatrick in a game against Wimbledon iinm.

I think it's whoever completed their hattrick first.
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When there was 22 clubs in the PL, what happened when they changed to 20? Were 3 teams relegated and just one promoted or something?

 

Four down, two up. One automatically. Think it was the 94/5 season.

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This is a daft question alright, but whatever :lol: What's to stop a club sticking a mic in the away dressing room (behind a tile or something, fuck knas) then hearing their tactics?

 

 

getting a huge points reduction if caught?

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Why do we, as football fans, pronounce places as we imagine the locals do in a football sense but then back to English in a geographical sense, ie "I'm off to Paris to see Paree San Jerman"

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Why do we, as football fans, pronounce places as we imagine the locals do in a football sense but then back to English in a geographical sense, ie "I'm off to Paris to see Paree San Jerman"

 

Most don't.

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Why do we, as football fans, pronounce places as we imagine the locals do in a football sense but then back to English in a geographical sense, ie "I'm off to Paris to see Paree San Jerman"

 

Most don't.

Oooooh yes they do, I'm thinking really of PSG and Sevilla.
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