Ikon Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 First smile on my face today, cheers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Going to be this season's Ben Arfa I hope not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 To be fair, off previous form this summer it seems like another wave of bad news comes once things are almost looking a bit more positive again. So after we sign a new LB, 'breaking news, Newcastle Footballer Yohan Cabaye out for 8 months due to escaped lion attack' To continue the cycle of good/bad, we'll sign his replacement at short notice to much fanfare, at which point we find out it wasn't a lion, but Tiote. Who then gets sent down for it and we lose him for the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Including a horrible pun in the article title on .co.uk along the lines of 'We won't take this lion down' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Signing of the season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ykmkmdd Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Officially replaces Jose as my toon man-crush. Much better looking - I'm going up in the world! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 He's made a massive mistake signing for us...think he'll be regretting it by Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 He's made a massive mistake signing for us...think he'll be regretting it by Christmas. Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally shit. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, fuck Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 He's made a massive mistake signing for us...think he'll be regretting it by Christmas. Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally s***. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, f*** Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 He's made a massive mistake signing for us...think he'll be regretting it by Christmas. Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally shit. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, fuck Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside. Stunning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Post of the fucking year man, I didn't actually realize what I hated so much about those type of posts until I read that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 He's made a massive mistake signing for us...think he'll be regretting it by Christmas. Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally s***. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, f*** Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 He's made a massive mistake signing for us...think he'll be regretting it by Christmas. Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally shit. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, fuck Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside. I hear you, you think December is too optimistic? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginola Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 He's made a massive mistake signing for us...think he'll be regretting it by Christmas. Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally shit. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, fuck Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside. Get in. That's brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I like it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Epic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiftynotout Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 BottledDog you forgot the end bit where we jump off their bridge because it's so much better than ours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 BottledDog you forgot the end bit where we jump off their bridge because it's so much better than ours. And their river is much dirtier so it's better suited for dying in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Good interview with him on the Google News feed if someone wants to whack up a Google Translate job up. (Sorry I'm on my mobile) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Good interview with him on the Google News feed if someone wants to whack up a Google Translate job up. (Sorry I'm on my mobile) Done on my phone lazy git After playing a half hour with the Blues Wednesday, Yohan Cabaye make his debut tomorrow in the Premier League with his new team in Newcastle. His first game since the scent Lille find Gervinho and Arsenal in front. Confidences. INTERVIEW BY SEBASTIAN NOAH> @ sebastien.noe nordeclair.fr How does your integration? >> Frankly, it's perfect. We quickly found a home with my wife and I were super well received at the club. Everything is made here to put you in the best conditions. Even the language, it starts to go. Anyway, I understand about my teammates ... Many people were surprised to see you go to Newcastle, who is not qualified for Europe. >> Yes I know. But for me it was the opportunity to learn the English league, which I think is the best in the world with Spain. So obviously it's not Manchester United or Arsenal. But it is England, another world. How is it different? >> For the preparation example, work much more with the ball. Then, there is no room for green. Saturday (tomorrow), we play against Arsenal at 17:30. We all go to 15h. And then there is the public. For our first game we played to 9000 people face a team of D5! At the game, your role will he very different from what you had to Lille? >> Yes, a little anyway, because the system varies. But one of the reasons I came is that the coach (Alan Pardew) wants me to be the custodian of the game Most of the balls have to go through me. This is what is happening since the beginning of the preparation and I like really. Like a flash, you face Arsenal and Gervinho for the first game of the season. >> Yes, it's really great to be able to so quickly recrosses Gervais. While I think he's going to cause problems! It will be home to 50,000 people and everyone here remembers the 4-4 draw of the Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spark Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 What a guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 The Darlo game really seems to have struck a chord with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 He's made a massive mistake signing for us...think he'll be regretting it by Christmas. Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally shit. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, fuck Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside. Sensational. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonsays Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 is it wrong that I am already resigned to losing him next summer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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