Fabricio Coloccini (now retired)

[Gallowgate Toon]

Looks like his wife has found someone else and he's not going to rescind what's most likely to be his last big contract. I won't be unhappy with him staying but I don't think he should be a starter anymore.

[ExiledGeordie]

Like any player he needs the shot in the arm of a new manager.

[joeyt]

Another season of Willamson and Colo and 4-4-2 with MYM back in France by January at the latest.

 

Or alternatively, MYM will be right back once Debuchy moves in the Summer

[thomas]

About as much a right back as Steven Taylor

[joeyt]

I know, but if it means we don't have to buy a replacement right back

 

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Mike-Ashley.jpg

[Scotty66]

Ashley still happy to pay Colo's wages? 

[Collage]

Love Colo me, good news.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Another season of Willamson and Colo and 4-4-2 with MYM back in France by January at the latest.

 

Or alternatively, MYM will be right back once Debuchy moves in the Summer

 

That would be a car crash of epic proportions.

[Guest firetotheworks]

Currently in Starbucks at The Green with two women. Possibly drinking coffee or maybe even tea. Living la vie da colo probably.

[sugoinufc]

if he is here mentally and Yanga is to be his CB partner then i think its great!

 

Makes me sad how pardew has treated Yanga.

[DJ_NUFC]

Currently in Starbucks at The Green with two women. Possibly drinking coffee or maybe even tea. Living la vie da colo probably.

 

Pre-wife's-in-argentina-lol-gangbang beverage to keep the stamina up. We've all been there.

[Chris_R]

Coloccini is unhappy

Everyone hates Pardew

Coloccini meets with owners

Coloccini announces he's staying at Newcastle next season

 

Could Coloccini have been told that Pardew's on his way?

 

(Yes, I'm clutching at any straw I can)

[Dokko]

Colo will only stay if Pardew goes. Colo has just broken the news pards is going. Fair play, he doesn't say much for a captain but what he says is important.

[Guest neesy111]

Colo will only stay if Pardew goes. Colo has just broken the news pards is going. Fair play, he doesn't say much for a captain but what he says is important.

 

WAT?

[Weezertron]

Pardew has been too adamant regarding sticking around, and rebuilding for me to think he's leaving. Unless Ashley is planning on some sly backstabbing once the season ends.

[Guest chopey]

Pardew says he very rarely talks to Ashley directly and JFK was actually brought in to speak to Pardew so that Ashley didn't need to, and yet he meets with Colo and Carr to give them the lowdown on the club and personally convince them to stay ........................Pardew is gone man.

[Scotty66]

Agree with this,however.. I can't help feeling that Ashley pretty much loves Pardew right now.

 

In Ashley's eyes we've had the perfect season. Met the target in the league,knocked out of both cups early,no Europa qualification, and sold a player for big money.

[Weezertron]

Pardew says he very rarely talks to Ashley directly and JFK was actually brought in to speak to Pardew so that Ashley didn't need to, and yet he meets with Colo and Carr to give them the lowdown on the club and personally convince them to stay ........................Pardew is gone man.

 

Whats the story with him meeting with Carr?

[Dokko]

Agree with this,however.. I can't help feeling that Ashley pretty much loves Pardew right now.

 

In Ashley's eyes we've had the perfect season. Met the target in the league,knocked out of both cups early,no Europa qualification, and sold a player for big money.

 

This seasons targets are met but keeping Pardew is too much of a gamble for next season, especially without our best players to save the day. Players values have nosedived and will keep doing so, Ashley will take this in to consideration when he sacks him this summer.

[Guest chopey]

He met Carr last summer and convinced him to stay when the JFK thing kicked off and Carr was linked with Liverpool

[Darth Crooks]

Get to keep my username. Mapoubacca may be off the cards though.

[Guest zicomartin]

Wonder who set those targets, for this year. 

 

And deciding not to compete in the cups.

 

Bet it was Pardew.

 

He was the one blaming Europa League and going on about not competing financially with the might of  Southampton.

 

Im not surprised Cabaye wanted out.

[Guest chopey]

Pardews job is a lot easier with low targets and low expectations, Ashley is still a cunt tho

[Guest firetotheworks]

Coloccini is unhappy

Everyone hates Pardew

Coloccini meets with owners

Coloccini announces he's staying at Newcastle next season

 

Could Coloccini have been told that Pardew's on his way?

 

(Yes, I'm clutching at any straw I can)

 

Great poem.

[Kanji]

Agree with this,however.. I can't help feeling that Ashley pretty much loves Pardew right now.

 

In Ashley's eyes we've had the perfect season. Met the target in the league,knocked out of both cups early,no Europa qualification, and sold a player for big money.

 

This seasons targets are met but keeping Pardew is too much of a gamble for next season, especially without our best players to save the day. Players values have nosedived and will keep doing so, Ashley will take this in to consideration when he sacks him this summer.

 

That's my feeling on everything going on. Yes, Pardew made the season target of 10ish place and the bonus for the players and staff, however the #1 thing Ashley has always seemed to care about (IMO) is player purchase value + resale value.  Looking at next season, he's sold Cabaye (increase in value, but reportedly not sold for high enough) and Remy is leaving as his loan is over. So looking at player resale value of the current squad, nearly ALL of them are down or could be wanting out.