Ronaldo Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Am I seeing things? Elliot's probably overweight but he doesn't even make the top 2 of the fattest keepers I've seen at NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Marlon Harewood's not looking too slender on BBC2 like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Marlon Harewood's not looking too slender on BBC2 like. Worst thing is, he doesn't look much bigger than he did when he played for us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 looks like he picked up an injury at the end of the 1st half there....fck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Nowt a couple of chicken drumsticks won't sort out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Yeah, it's utterly devastating. Worse than Bellamy doing his hamstring against Villa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Ha had too much weight on his standing foot and done his ankle in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Ideally he'll be out until 2 weeks after Krul comes back in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Ha had too much weight on his standing foot and done his ankle in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 The Oscar overhead kick that went about half a foot wide of the post, he just stood, watched it go past, then put his hands in the air like all "aye safe as houses" I prefer Alnwick already, at least he isn't a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Hope he falls in a canal when they're in Amsterdam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Aren't fatties more buoyant? Knowing our luck he'd float. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Bill "Fatty" Foulkes carried some serious timber for a keeper from years gone by but apart from Paddy Kenny I can't recall a bigger bloater than Rob the Blob. Neville Southall was not only brilliant but was fucking huge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Time off = more chance of him piling on the blubber due to visiting pie shops. Misses some massive games - Arsenal, Spurs in the QF, the mackems and Manure. Hope we peddle him in the Summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Any news about how long he will be out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Any news about how long he will be out? Well he's got to get to Greggs on one leg so it'll probably take him a while. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Any news about how long he will be out? After the way he spoke about the fans and licked Pardews hoop, I hope he never makes a recovery. It's players like him who are prepared to settle for nothing and never wanting to win things whilst happy to pick up his wages that is wrong with football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Any news about how long he will be out? After the way he spoke about the fans and licked Pardews hoop, I hope he never makes a recovery. It's players like him who are prepared to settle for nothing and never wanting to win things whilst happy to pick up his wages that is wrong with football. Utter shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Actually thats the most accurate post Stifler's ever made. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Well it's a sickeningly popular view, granted. Still hurtful and fundamentally bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Really hope Alnwick looks mint so we decide to keep him and loan him out next year, Krul and Darlow to battle it out for no.1, Woodman and Woolston at no.3 and no.4 and ditch this fat cunt to Yeovil or suchlike for £100k. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Really hope Alnwick looks mint so we decide to keep him and loan him out next year, Krul and Darlow to battle it out for no.1, Woodman and Woolston at no.3 and no.4 and ditch this fat c*** to Yeovil or suchlike for £100k. Its a wild guess this but i think we signed Darlow so we can sell Krull next summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Really hope Alnwick looks mint so we decide to keep him and loan him out next year, Krul and Darlow to battle it out for no.1, Woodman and Woolston at no.3 and no.4 and ditch this fat c*** to Yeovil or suchlike for £100k. Its a wild guess this but i think we signed Darlow so we can sell Krull next summer. Nailed on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Who the fucks gonna buy Krul tho. You need a team out there to need a keeper for starters and generally teams don't go mental spending for keepers. Reckon we'd get £6-8 million for Krul at an absolute maximum tbh even if there was a buyer, maybe after 2012 you'd have got more for him but not right now. Not denying we might sell him, like, just that its not a particularly lucrative position to cash in on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Yeah, goalkeepers generally don't go for that much. Think Buffon is still the most expensive at about £30m (?) but after him I can't think of many that have gone for even £20m. De Gea maybe? That Chelsea lad? Think we'd be lucky to get £10m for Krul. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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