Guest firetotheworks Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 This club is pretty much satire now tbh. It's like the whole Futurama/Arrested Development thing where there's a profound statement and then an instant contradiction. Sell all the defenders! It's no wonder we lost, we have no defenders! http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Quot+to+shreds+you+say+quot+_27ded06670928b545f921cdcd639256d.jpg Did the defence cope with their attacks at all?... To shreds you say? And the midfield?... To shreds you say? Excellent work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Love a Futurama reference. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 We'll end up settling for £8m for Sissoko at this rate. Still a profit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 This club is pretty much satire now tbh. It's like the whole Futurama/Arrested Development thing where there's a profound statement and then an instant contradiction. Sell all the defenders! It's no wonder we lost, we have no defenders! http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Quot+to+shreds+you+say+quot+_27ded06670928b545f921cdcd639256d.jpg Did the defence cope with their attacks at all?... To shreds you say? And the midfield?... To shreds you say? Class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Minimal profit loving cunts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Shows how far Italy have fallen that someone who was crap for 6 months, has been injured, then had 10 or so half decent games gets called up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Well, Italy is one thing, this is NUFC () Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 To be honest Santon hasn't even looked good for Inter when I've seen him, never really rated the lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 To be honest Santon hasn't even looked good for Inter when I've seen him, never really rated the lad. Aye, so happy we have Colback at left back instead of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Good enuf for ITA but not good enuf for NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Can someone remind me who De Jong replaced? Marveux? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Good enuf for ITA but not good enuf for NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-newcastle-united-8989567 Carver doing the club's work again, what a s**** hawk John Carver says that Davide Santon’s impatience at Newcastle United cost him his place at the club. The Italian has now made the move to Inter Milan on a permanent basis but could have ended the season in United’s first XI. Carver has accused Santon of driving a move away from the club and says that Santon instructed his agent to get him a January move. Carver, who has no fit left-backs at the moment and was forced to play midfielder Jack Colback in the position against Sunderland, said: “Let me tell you something about Davide Santon. Davide Santon has been out for a long time - seven months, I think it was – injured. “He came back against Leicester in the FA Cup and he wasn’t prepared to wait to earn his right top get back into the team. He thought he could go straight back into the team. “He drove the situation, not us, not the club, he drove it. “After the game on the bus, he was on to his agent saying he wanted to get out, he wanted to go and play.” Carver indicated that United were better off without a player that didn’t want to fight for his place. He added: “Listen, I am not saying anybody has got a divine right, and I’m not saying he wouldn’t have been in the team within two or three weeks, but if you have got a player who doesn’t want to hang around and fight for you, then that’s an issue, for me.” Pack of lies as per. Fuck off Carver you fucking mong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 I'd gladly spit in his grave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Don't believe a word he says, they're compulsive liars, all of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 He is worse than Pardew now for arse licking, claims he cares and loves the club as well. Fuck off man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Didn't the club say he was sold because we had 2 left backs already? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 His lass even came out and said the club was spewing bull shit and lies again. Also, you WANT players who want to fucking play, don't believe this nonsense of players coming back and just happy to sit on the bench. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 How is a player that wants to get back in the team not fighting for you? Surely the opposite would make more sense. Carver spouting absolute bollocks here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 What an absolute crock of shit. He was binned off because they couldn't bare to have to someone on more than minimum wages not playing every week so he was carted off post haste. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Naw man, they want a bunch of defeatist fucking losers in this squad. Want and demand more ambition, question the authority about selection when it seems bang on that the club are dogging results, and you get shipped out. Everything kicked off when Ba and Cabaye (probably our real leaders when we finished 5th and entered that summer thinking we'd build on from that) expected and demanded more signings, more ambition, and we ended up with Vurn Anita and absolutely nothing else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 What an absolute crock of shit. He was binned off because they couldn't bare to have to someone on more than minimum wages not playing every week so he was carted off post haste. Exactly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 If you're watching Paul Dummett in your position whilst you're on the bench, i'd be pretty pissed off as well. He'd been on our bench for over a month and his only game time was Leicester, was an absolute joke. Even when Dummett had to fill in at CB, Haidara was then chosen. Not sure how long Carver actually expected a nailed on first teamer to wait for a chance, load of bollocks by him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Here John, force that facking greasy Italian out wilw ya? He's costing me a facking fortune. *Lick* Listen. No bother sir. Right away sir. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Fuck off, Carver. Being another lying cunt will mean that you deserve every stick you get and we were justified from the off to not back this cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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