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#SkySources: Argentinian striker Denis Stracqualursi having medical at #Everton #ssn #deadlineday

 

 

Everton manages to sign a striker despite not having money, at all.

 

Loan is it not?

 

 

Ah, of course. Should be a loan.

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Winner of Argentinas most ugly competition, his great great grandfather was John Meyrick, amazingly can score with head both feet and ear lobes!

Will be streight in most Premier Fantasy Team

Following a rumour with Everton in the August transfer window most people will ask where will he be playing.. my guess is as a roof in the summer months to shield the players from the sun with his massive ears

 

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SkySportsNews Sky Sports News

#SkySources: Argentinian striker Denis Stracqualursi having medical at #Everton #ssn #deadlineday

 

 

Everton manages to sign a striker despite not having money, at all.

 

:weep:

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From *guess the source*

 

Denis Stracqualursi (born 20 October 1987 in Rafaela) is an Argentine football striker who plays for a small club in England Everton. His agent Barry Symons took a 53gbp bumg from Bill Kenrights Boyfriend

 

Stracqualursi (Stracster to his mates) likes Mushy peas and chips started his playing career in 2007 with Unión de Sunchales in the 3rd division of Argentine football. In 2008 he joined Gimnasia y Esgrima de La Plata, he scored his first goal for the club in a 1–0 win over Colón de Santa Fe.

 

Straqualursi once turned up for an hour at The Pitz, Scored 1 dived 17 times and left without paying his £6.

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