bulivye Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Dear Mr. Ashley, let's all have a happier new year by you losing NUFC in a mad bet over how many pies you can fit inside your body at one sitting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Howey Mike do something for fucks sake. You got rid of houghton. You appointed keegan, shearer. You must have some semblance to what this fucking club needs. We need players we need passion we need statements we need power, confidence, love, commitment and excitement. If you ain't going to do it get out the fucking club if you are show it now before the fucking club burns down! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Howey Mike do something for f***s sake. You got rid of houghton. You appointed keegan, shearer. You must have some semblance to what this f***ing club needs. We need players we need passion we need statements we need power, confidence, love, commitment and excitement. If you ain't going to do it get out the f***ing club if you are show it now before the f***ing club burns down! If you had an ATM card that gave you access to £100,000,000 a year (and rising) in cash, would you chuck it away? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Howey Mike do something for f***s sake. You got rid of houghton. You appointed keegan, shearer. You must have some semblance to what this f***ing club needs. We need players we need passion we need statements we need power, confidence, love, commitment and excitement. If you ain't going to do it get out the f***ing club if you are show it now before the f***ing club burns down! If you had an ATM card that gave you access to £100,000,000 a year (and rising) in cash, would you chuck it away? The tv bubble will burst within 3 years. Need the guy to get a love for the club again and invest Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Howey Mike do something for fucks sake. You got rid of houghton. You appointed keegan, shearer. You must have some semblance to what this fucking club needs. We need players we need passion we need statements we need power, confidence, love, commitment and excitement. If you ain't going to do it get out the fucking club if you are show it now before the fucking club burns down! I WANT TO BELIEVE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Howey Mike do something for f***s sake. You got rid of houghton. You appointed keegan, shearer. You must have some semblance to what this f***ing club needs. We need players we need passion we need statements we need power, confidence, love, commitment and excitement. If you ain't going to do it get out the f***ing club if you are show it now before the f***ing club burns down! If you had an ATM card that gave you access to £100,000,000 a year (and rising) in cash, would you chuck it away? Not to mention the free advertising - which is worth a small fortune already, and rising - and exposure his baby receives. An aggressive dose of chemotherapy is required to exorcise this malignant cancer of a man. I believe it's in the form of successive relegations down to the 1st division. Bring it on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Howey Mike do something for f***s sake. You got rid of houghton. You appointed keegan, shearer. You must have some semblance to what this f***ing club needs. We need players we need passion we need statements we need power, confidence, love, commitment and excitement. If you ain't going to do it get out the f***ing club if you are show it now before the f***ing club burns down! If you had an ATM card that gave you access to £100,000,000 a year (and rising) in cash, would you chuck it away? The tv bubble will burst within 3 years. Need the guy to get a love for the club again and invest Get a love for the club again? He hates the club and the fans as shown by his behaviour over the last 8-9 years. All he wants is the TV and prize money and, as pointed out above, the free advertising (worth £25m a year and rising) which is 20% interest in lieu of interest on the supposedly 'interest free 'loan' he somehow owes himself, and which he has paid down not one penny. 17th is the goal, that's it. We're not a football club any more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Howey Mike do something for f***s sake. You got rid of houghton. You appointed keegan, shearer. You must have some semblance to what this f***ing club needs. We need players we need passion we need statements we need power, confidence, love, commitment and excitement. If you ain't going to do it get out the f***ing club if you are show it now before the f***ing club burns down! If you had an ATM card that gave you access to £100,000,000 a year (and rising) in cash, would you chuck it away? The tv bubble will burst within 3 years. Need the guy to get a love for the club again and invest Get a love for the club again? He hates the club and the fans as shown by his behaviour over the last 8-9 years. All he wants is the TV and prize money and, as pointed out above, the free advertising (worth £25m a year and rising) which is 20% interest in lieu of interest on the supposedly 'interest free 'loan' he somehow owes himself, and which he has paid down not one penny. 17th is the goal, that's it. We're not a football club any more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 17th is the goal, that's it. We're not a football club any more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Broon Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Howey Mike do something for f***s sake. You got rid of houghton. You appointed keegan, shearer. You must have some semblance to what this f***ing club needs. We need players we need passion we need statements we need power, confidence, love, commitment and excitement. If you ain't going to do it get out the f***ing club if you are show it now before the f***ing club burns down! If you had an ATM card that gave you access to £100,000,000 a year (and rising) in cash, would you chuck it away? The tv bubble will burst within 3 years. Need the guy to get a love for the club again and invest Get a love for the club again? He hates the club and the fans as shown by his behaviour over the last 8-9 years. All he wants is the TV and prize money and, as pointed out above, the free advertising (worth £25m a year and rising) which is 20% interest in lieu of interest on the supposedly 'interest free 'loan' he somehow owes himself, and which he has paid down not one penny. 17th is the goal, that's it. We're not a football club any more. There are only three clubs in the league whose sole aim is to chug along in mid-table and rake in the TV money, it's obvious from the table which they are. It doesn't work anymore, there's too much money available to every club, when every other club is putting in 100% effort no club can afford not to do the same. If he doesn't tear up this self defeating, doomed business model and spend big this month he's going to lose that income. He's not going to be able to fluke his way back to the honeypot at the first attempt this time too, he dismantled the spirit and backbone that did that for him last time. It's not about love, if he doesn't wake up and see that aiming for mediocrity is no longer a sustainable way to run a premier league club he is going to personally lose a lot of money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Howey Mike do something for f***s sake. You got rid of houghton. You appointed keegan, shearer. You must have some semblance to what this f***ing club needs. We need players we need passion we need statements we need power, confidence, love, commitment and excitement. If you ain't going to do it get out the f***ing club if you are show it now before the f***ing club burns down! If you had an ATM card that gave you access to £100,000,000 a year (and rising) in cash, would you chuck it away? The tv bubble will burst within 3 years. Need the guy to get a love for the club again and invest Get a love for the club again? He hates the club and the fans as shown by his behaviour over the last 8-9 years. All he wants is the TV and prize money and, as pointed out above, the free advertising (worth £25m a year and rising) which is 20% interest in lieu of interest on the supposedly 'interest free 'loan' he somehow owes himself, and which he has paid down not one penny. 17th is the goal, that's it. We're not a football club any more. There are only three clubs in the league whose sole aim is to chug along in mid-table and rake in the TV money, it's obvious from the table which they are. It doesn't work anymore, there's too much money available to every club, when every other club is putting in 100% effort no club can afford not to do the same. If he doesn't tear up this self defeating, doomed business model and spend big this month he's going to lose that income. He's not going to be able to fluke his way back to the honeypot at the first attempt this time too, he dismantled the spirit and backbone that did that for him last time. It's not about love, if he doesn't wake up and see that aiming for mediocrity is no longer a sustainable way to run a premier league club he is going to personally lose a lot of money. Absolutely, and this is why a significant section of the support (and maybe 90% of those who've racked it in) want us to go down, perhaps a couple of times. The goodwill towards a new owner who wasn't a thief would be incredible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Dear Mr.Ashley, Are you not bothered that you may lose a lot of money from the new Tv deal next season if your club are relegated? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 All he wants is the TV and prize money and, as pointed out above, the free advertising (worth £25m a year and rising) which is 20% interest in lieu of interest on the supposedly 'interest free 'loan' he somehow owes himself, and which he has paid down not one penny. 17th is the goal, that's it. We're not a football club any more. That's exactly like us with Lerner for the last five years. So long as we could cling on in the top flight, that was enough for him. 17th is a success for him. Other than the fact that Ashley is also, as a person, a massive, massive cunt (which I don't think Lerner is), their reasons for being involved in the game are the same. All that CGAF / slopey shoulders / just don't get relegated attitude drips down from the top and permeates both clubs like a leaking fucking toilet. And that is precisely why the rest of the league, let alone fans of teams in other leagues, want the likes of us and you (and Sunderland, for that matter) to get relegated, because as much as it is always funny to see big names suffer, both clubs have contributed absolutely fucking ZERO to the league for years. Check this out, for example. This is our CEO speaking, yesterday, a day in which we've completed our 19th game without a win. How can you even begin to deal with people with this attitude? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 That's disgusting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 'It's easy to just look at the table' 'We're making progress there' These pricks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Was only a matter of time before these people arrived in the game given the rewards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Bad form that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Holy shit, that's absolutely disgusting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 All he wants is the TV and prize money and, as pointed out above, the free advertising (worth £25m a year and rising) which is 20% interest in lieu of interest on the supposedly 'interest free 'loan' he somehow owes himself, and which he has paid down not one penny. 17th is the goal, that's it. We're not a football club any more. That's exactly like us with Lerner for the last five years. So long as we could cling on in the top flight, that was enough for him. 17th is a success for him. Other than the fact that Ashley is also, as a person, a massive, massive c*** (which I don't think Lerner is), their reasons for being involved in the game are the same. All that CGAF / slopey shoulders / just don't get relegated attitude drips down from the top and permeates both clubs like a leaking f***ing toilet. And that is precisely why the rest of the league, let alone fans of teams in other leagues, want the likes of us and you (and Sunderland, for that matter) to get relegated, because as much as it is always funny to see big names suffer, both clubs have contributed absolutely f***ing ZERO to the league for years. Check this out, for example. This is our CEO speaking, yesterday, a day in which we've completed our 19th game without a win. How can you even begin to deal with people with this attitude? What concerns me is that SD is not performing well in many areas (and becoming a very toxic brand - it's hardly scientific but I walked past my nearest SD many times in the lead up to Christmas and it was visibly quieter than every other shop in the centre) and NUFC is increasingly becoming his cashpoint. We will stay up by the skin of our teeth as Ashley literally cannot afford to lose the £180m, the vast majority will be siphoned off, as it has been every year since he arrived, to his other businesses. He'll NEVER let us go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 All he wants is the TV and prize money and, as pointed out above, the free advertising (worth £25m a year and rising) which is 20% interest in lieu of interest on the supposedly 'interest free 'loan' he somehow owes himself, and which he has paid down not one penny. 17th is the goal, that's it. We're not a football club any more. That's exactly like us with Lerner for the last five years. So long as we could cling on in the top flight, that was enough for him. 17th is a success for him. Other than the fact that Ashley is also, as a person, a massive, massive c*** (which I don't think Lerner is), their reasons for being involved in the game are the same. All that CGAF / slopey shoulders / just don't get relegated attitude drips down from the top and permeates both clubs like a leaking f***ing toilet. And that is precisely why the rest of the league, let alone fans of teams in other leagues, want the likes of us and you (and Sunderland, for that matter) to get relegated, because as much as it is always funny to see big names suffer, both clubs have contributed absolutely f***ing ZERO to the league for years. Check this out, for example. This is our CEO speaking, yesterday, a day in which we've completed our 19th game without a win. How can you even begin to deal with people with this attitude? Thats fucking unreal! Quick reminder that this is football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Fat man gambled again, hoping the promoted sides would be the 3 to go down. Bare minimum investment has bitten him on his fat arse. Don't agree actually. I think he felt the team under performed significantly under Carver (of course - he's not even a manager) and by adding **quality** but good value young players from abroad we would be comfortably okay. He changed strategy slightly by going for fewer but higher ticket players hoping to get the quality in needed. But it hasn't worked like that. We need the right types of players to come in and affect the first team. Might be 27 year olds with low resale value Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Fat man gambled again, hoping the promoted sides would be the 3 to go down. Bare minimum investment has bitten him on his fat arse. Don't agree actually. I think he felt the team under performed significantly under Carver (of course - he's not even a manager) and by adding **quality** but good value young players from abroad we would be comfortably okay. He changed strategy slightly by going for fewer but higher ticket players hoping to get the quality in needed. But it hasn't worked like that. We need the right types of players to come in and affect the first team. Might be 27 year olds with low resale value Even if thats the case its still reckless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 All he wants is the TV and prize money and, as pointed out above, the free advertising (worth £25m a year and rising) which is 20% interest in lieu of interest on the supposedly 'interest free 'loan' he somehow owes himself, and which he has paid down not one penny. 17th is the goal, that's it. We're not a football club any more. That's exactly like us with Lerner for the last five years. So long as we could cling on in the top flight, that was enough for him. 17th is a success for him. Other than the fact that Ashley is also, as a person, a massive, massive cunt (which I don't think Lerner is), their reasons for being involved in the game are the same. All that CGAF / slopey shoulders / just don't get relegated attitude drips down from the top and permeates both clubs like a leaking fucking toilet. And that is precisely why the rest of the league, let alone fans of teams in other leagues, want the likes of us and you (and Sunderland, for that matter) to get relegated, because as much as it is always funny to see big names suffer, both clubs have contributed absolutely fucking ZERO to the league for years. Check this out, for example. This is our CEO speaking, yesterday, a day in which we've completed our 19th game without a win. How can you even begin to deal with people with this attitude? That's disgraceful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I'd rather be in Villa's shoes than ours atm. They're going down, they'll lose the PL money and Lerner will probably sell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Aye, at least Lerner will sell if he gets a half decent offer, only way we're shifting our parasitic leech is in a coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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