ElDiablo Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Count me in for a cool one fiddy pounds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 £1.50? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 £1.50? I'm in but I want a seat on the board. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Going to Mike Ashley with 20k in your hand. Mike Ashley will be like.. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0Ky0eMmXNo/TIrXp6X_A7I/AAAAAAAA8LU/gM51l3aS0t0/s1600/simpsons-2.jpg What 20k? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Going to Mike Ashley with 20k in your hand. Mike Ashley will be like.. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0Ky0eMmXNo/TIrXp6X_A7I/AAAAAAAA8LU/gM51l3aS0t0/s1600/simpsons-2.jpg What 20k? he would want to bet it on the flip of a coin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 It would disappear in seconds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Going to Mike Ashley with 20k in your hand. Mike Ashley will be like.. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0Ky0eMmXNo/TIrXp6X_A7I/AAAAAAAA8LU/gM51l3aS0t0/s1600/simpsons-2.jpg What 20k? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 I'll never understand how Ashley became a Billionaire - surely you've got to have some brains. But every time you hear him speak he sounds thick as mince. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Lord Sugar is dense as fuck as well, they just have the instinct to sell things at the right price and make money. Their skills aren't very transferable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Regarding the Barry Moat takeover bid, he never had anywhere near the amount of money required to buy the club for £80m or £100m. My Dad was a financial advisor and was contacted by Barry Moat's team to essentially try and arrange a huge loan so that he could pay Ashley's asking price. For the club to say that the asking price was met was complete nonsense, at no stage could Moat prove that he had the funds or would ever be able to raise the funds. He was essentially a relatively wealthy fan but had nowhere near that amount of money. Oh, and the Moat business plan (called 'Project Magpie' ) was to sell all of our most valuable players, which included Coloccini, Gutierrez and Enrique. They were costed in to the revenue the club would generate in that Championship season. So it was probably for the best he couldn't raise the funds, seeing as they all played a massive part in us coming back up. Moat was never gonna make it happen and that is why I moved on from him as a partner and tried to go it alone. I was making progress twards raising the funds (almost $20K) when MA pulled the team off the market. The funds are in escrow should the opportunity arise for me to bid again. I'm confused. You had 20k sitting there and this indicated you were on your way to matching Ashley's asking price? No joke fellas. That is when I switched to my name "Consortium of one". I used to sit on street corners with a tin cup selling pencils and singing. I raised a lot of cash that way (got some nasty looks too). I hit up family and friends for money too. I had to give a lot of it back when I heard threats about "my Ponzi scheme". That's alright, I can get the money machine cranked up again in no time. I haven't got a pot to piss in myself but that's never stopped me before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Regarding the Barry Moat takeover bid, he never had anywhere near the amount of money required to buy the club for £80m or £100m. My Dad was a financial advisor and was contacted by Barry Moat's team to essentially try and arrange a huge loan so that he could pay Ashley's asking price. For the club to say that the asking price was met was complete nonsense, at no stage could Moat prove that he had the funds or would ever be able to raise the funds. He was essentially a relatively wealthy fan but had nowhere near that amount of money. Oh, and the Moat business plan (called 'Project Magpie' ) was to sell all of our most valuable players, which included Coloccini, Gutierrez and Enrique. They were costed in to the revenue the club would generate in that Championship season. So it was probably for the best he couldn't raise the funds, seeing as they all played a massive part in us coming back up. Moat was never gonna make it happen and that is why I moved on from him as a partner and tried to go it alone. I was making progress twards raising the funds (almost $20K) when MA pulled the team off the market. The funds are in escrow should the opportunity arise for me to bid again. I'm confused. You had 20k sitting there and this indicated you were on your way to matching Ashley's asking price? No joke fellas. That is when I switched to my name "Consortium of one". I used to sit on street corners with a tin cup selling pencils and singing. I raised a lot of cash that way (got some nasty looks too). I hit up family and friends for money too. I had to give a lot of it back when I heard threats about "my Ponzi scheme". That's alright, I can get the money machine cranked up again in no time. I haven't got a pot to p*ss in myself but that's never stopped me before. Well I'm in. Just give me your bank details and I'll send the money over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Sounds like the real deal to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Regarding the Barry Moat takeover bid, he never had anywhere near the amount of money required to buy the club for £80m or £100m. My Dad was a financial advisor and was contacted by Barry Moat's team to essentially try and arrange a huge loan so that he could pay Ashley's asking price. For the club to say that the asking price was met was complete nonsense, at no stage could Moat prove that he had the funds or would ever be able to raise the funds. He was essentially a relatively wealthy fan but had nowhere near that amount of money. Oh, and the Moat business plan (called 'Project Magpie' ) was to sell all of our most valuable players, which included Coloccini, Gutierrez and Enrique. They were costed in to the revenue the club would generate in that Championship season. So it was probably for the best he couldn't raise the funds, seeing as they all played a massive part in us coming back up. Moat was never gonna make it happen and that is why I moved on from him as a partner and tried to go it alone. I was making progress twards raising the funds (almost $20K) when MA pulled the team off the market. The funds are in escrow should the opportunity arise for me to bid again. I'm confused. You had 20k sitting there and this indicated you were on your way to matching Ashley's asking price? No joke fellas. That is when I switched to my name "Consortium of one". I used to sit on street corners with a tin cup selling pencils and singing. I raised a lot of cash that way (got some nasty looks too). I hit up family and friends for money too. I had to give a lot of it back when I heard threats about "my Ponzi scheme". That's alright, I can get the money machine cranked up again in no time. I haven't got a pot to p*ss in myself but that's never stopped me before. Well I'm in. Just give me your bank details and I'll send the money over. Are you one of those Nigerian guys? Some of them are offering some big money. I was planning on tapping them up... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Regarding the Barry Moat takeover bid, he never had anywhere near the amount of money required to buy the club for £80m or £100m. My Dad was a financial advisor and was contacted by Barry Moat's team to essentially try and arrange a huge loan so that he could pay Ashley's asking price. For the club to say that the asking price was met was complete nonsense, at no stage could Moat prove that he had the funds or would ever be able to raise the funds. He was essentially a relatively wealthy fan but had nowhere near that amount of money. Oh, and the Moat business plan (called 'Project Magpie' ) was to sell all of our most valuable players, which included Coloccini, Gutierrez and Enrique. They were costed in to the revenue the club would generate in that Championship season. So it was probably for the best he couldn't raise the funds, seeing as they all played a massive part in us coming back up. Moat was never gonna make it happen and that is why I moved on from him as a partner and tried to go it alone. I was making progress twards raising the funds (almost $20K) when MA pulled the team off the market. The funds are in escrow should the opportunity arise for me to bid again. I'm confused. You had 20k sitting there and this indicated you were on your way to matching Ashley's asking price? No joke fellas. That is when I switched to my name "Consortium of one". I used to sit on street corners with a tin cup selling pencils and singing. I raised a lot of cash that way (got some nasty looks too). I hit up family and friends for money too. I had to give a lot of it back when I heard threats about "my Ponzi scheme". That's alright, I can get the money machine cranked up again in no time. I haven't got a pot to p*ss in myself but that's never stopped me before. Well I'm in. Just give me your bank details and I'll send the money over. Are you one of those Nigerian guys? Some of them are offering some big money. I was planning on tapping them up... I hear their princes are looking for investment opportunities, but only communicate via email. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 I have a £10 Amazon voucher. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Regarding the Barry Moat takeover bid, he never had anywhere near the amount of money required to buy the club for £80m or £100m. My Dad was a financial advisor and was contacted by Barry Moat's team to essentially try and arrange a huge loan so that he could pay Ashley's asking price. For the club to say that the asking price was met was complete nonsense, at no stage could Moat prove that he had the funds or would ever be able to raise the funds. He was essentially a relatively wealthy fan but had nowhere near that amount of money. Oh, and the Moat business plan (called 'Project Magpie' ) was to sell all of our most valuable players, which included Coloccini, Gutierrez and Enrique. They were costed in to the revenue the club would generate in that Championship season. So it was probably for the best he couldn't raise the funds, seeing as they all played a massive part in us coming back up. Moat was never gonna make it happen and that is why I moved on from him as a partner and tried to go it alone. I was making progress twards raising the funds (almost $20K) when MA pulled the team off the market. The funds are in escrow should the opportunity arise for me to bid again. I'm confused. You had 20k sitting there and this indicated you were on your way to matching Ashley's asking price? Please tell me someone else is gonna jump on this too. I've got £20k sat in the bank too, can I join in? Look at me! Look at me! I've got £20k in the bank! Pathetic. Got loads of cash dude. Tory init. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Regarding the Barry Moat takeover bid, he never had anywhere near the amount of money required to buy the club for £80m or £100m. My Dad was a financial advisor and was contacted by Barry Moat's team to essentially try and arrange a huge loan so that he could pay Ashley's asking price. For the club to say that the asking price was met was complete nonsense, at no stage could Moat prove that he had the funds or would ever be able to raise the funds. He was essentially a relatively wealthy fan but had nowhere near that amount of money. Oh, and the Moat business plan (called 'Project Magpie' ) was to sell all of our most valuable players, which included Coloccini, Gutierrez and Enrique. They were costed in to the revenue the club would generate in that Championship season. So it was probably for the best he couldn't raise the funds, seeing as they all played a massive part in us coming back up. Moat was never gonna make it happen and that is why I moved on from him as a partner and tried to go it alone. I was making progress twards raising the funds (almost $20K) when MA pulled the team off the market. The funds are in escrow should the opportunity arise for me to bid again. I'm confused. You had 20k sitting there and this indicated you were on your way to matching Ashley's asking price? No joke fellas. That is when I switched to my name "Consortium of one". I used to sit on street corners with a tin cup selling pencils and singing. I raised a lot of cash that way (got some nasty looks too). I hit up family and friends for money too. I had to give a lot of it back when I heard threats about "my Ponzi scheme". That's alright, I can get the money machine cranked up again in no time. I haven't got a pot to piss in myself but that's never stopped me before. Still sounds more reliable than Ashley. I'm in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I have some magic beans I can chuck in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Use that 20k to take a contract out on Ashley. Job done. You could probably find someone to do it for nowt mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Use that 20k to take a contract out on Ashley. Job done. You could probably find someone to do it for nowt mind. That taxi driver I used the other day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Well he did suggest a crowd funding project but then suggested he would do it himself. I can keep by beans as a last resort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Crowdfunding a hit Should have said you'd crowdfund the fare Tbf how could the police arrest 50,000 people, the prisons are already full and soon to be unmanageable when they start throwing grannies in jail for 10 years a piece for streaming the bake off on their illegal android box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I reckon you'd definitely get over 50K on gofundme if you started an Ashley assassination fund like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I reckon you'd definitely get over 50K on gofundme arrested if you started an Ashley assassination fund like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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