Mike Ashley

[Guest The Little Waster]

http://www.themag.co.uk/2017/08/buy-mike-ashley-pint-newcastle-united/

 

I dont think its a piss take ?

[Si]

Tim Sherwood is my go to every time we have a vacancy. Ticks all Mikes boxes and is pure aids.

[sempuki]

http://www.themag.co.uk/2017/08/buy-mike-ashley-pint-newcastle-united/

 

I dont think its a p*ss take ?

It's a good idea as he'd die of alcohol poisoning.

[Disco]

Next manager is the real test imo

 

Cold sweats just thinking of who it'd be.

Step up Jürgen Klinsmann.

 

Sounds expensive and forrin. Next.

[Skeletor]

It's amazing that someone so fat has never had a heart attack.

[dinotheprehistoricgeordie]

Wish someone would just shove some polonium in his pie, or something. He's a waste of air.

[Bimpy474]

How many feet does this fat idiot have to shoot himself in.

[Sean]

I think someone needs to create a ismikeashleydeadyet.com website tbh, can keep everyone informed if/when it happens and could even be used as a place to organise street parties 

 

Lets face it, it's war from his side so fuck him.

[Theregulars]

 

I hope ya flip some guy the bird,

He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,

In front of the Beatles' tour bus,

A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,

Hauling hazardous biological waste,

The light turns red you have no brakes,

And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,

So you can see the look on your face,

...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

I hope your Pinto begins to spin,

Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,

Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner,

And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,

Perhaps even the British Royal Family,

And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,

And we can't forget the newlyweds,

And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead,

I hope this helps to emphasize,

I hope this helps to clarify,

I hope you die,

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,

But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",

Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,

Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse,

While he masturbates to photos of livestock,

He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock,

Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",

And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince,

...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,

And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,

And whatever happens next is all a blur,

But you remember "fist" can be a verb,

And when you finally regain consciousness,

You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,

And the prison guard looks the other way,

'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day,

I hope this helps to emphasize,

I hope this helps to clarify,

I hope you die,

...I hope you die!.

[Happinesstan]

I'd rather stump up for a hitman than deal with the guilt of all those innocents.

[Guest firetotheworks]

The fucking balls on this hideous cunt.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41095682

[NG32]

Yeah, read that earlier. He is an absolute RAT.

[Fenham Mag]

THEY, Tony Jimenez who brought Xisco to the club?

 

Fuck him too.

[quayside]

The f***ing balls on this hideous c***.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41095682

 

I think you have two of a kind here. Tony Jimenez worked for the club on player recruitment in the KK era and was largely responsible for the player transactions that led to KK walking out. He also told KK that Luka Modric was not good enough for us...allegedly. Dennis Wise also got stung by Jimenez on the golf course development scheme and sued successfully for the return of his money.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2454112/Dennis-Wise-wins-500-000-claim-Charlton-owner-Jimenez-High-Court.html

 

Edit: just saw Fenham's post and agree 

[Guest firetotheworks]

THEY, Tony Jimenez who brought Xisco to the club?

 

Fuck him too.

Yep, the very same 'Modric isn't a premier league player' Jiminez. I think most remember him, unfortunately. Hopefully the verdict is execution by testicle kicking for everyone involved.

 

[Minhosa]

Hope they both lose, the cunts.

[Guest neesy111]

Hope they both lose, the cunts.

[Happinesstan]

I just don't understand how he gets away with all his s***.

 

Admittedly I'm no financial expert, and I've only seen Dragon's Den 6 times, but...

 

Consider his attempts to find investment. Would anybody in their right mind buy, say half the club off him, when what they would be buying is 50% of the 200M the club owes him.

 

Can somebody explain why that would be a viable move.

[Scoot]

At some point someone, somewhere will just pay someone to end him like.

[Guest firetotheworks]

Well I think that's the point. They're about as much genuine attempts as his attempts for NZogbia, Berahino etc were. They're there solely to create the very flimsy illusion of trying to do something that he wants people to think he's doing, but doesn't actually want to do.

[Happinesstan]

At some point someone, somewhere will just pay someone to end him like.

 

YES! BUT WHO!? WHEN!? WHERE!?

 

Not before the window shuts.

[Interpolic]

Well I think that's the point. They're about as much genuine attempts as his attempts for NZogbia, Berahino etc were. They're there solely to create the very flimsy illusion of trying to do something that he wants people to think he's doing, but doesn't actually want to do.

 

His entire ownership has been one big flak deflecting exercise.  Whenever the pressure is ramped up, he'll do something to alleviate it until the cycle goes around again.  It's beyond tedious now, and benefits not one person but him.

[Guest firetotheworks]

Well I think that's the point. They're about as much genuine attempts as his attempts for NZogbia, Berahino etc were. They're there solely to create the very flimsy illusion of trying to do something that he wants people to think he's doing, but doesn't actually want to do.

 

His entire ownership has been one big flak deflecting exercise.  Whenever the pressure is ramped up, he'll do something to alleviate it until the cycle goes around again.  It's beyond tedious now, and benefits not one person but him.

 

Definitely, although it doesn't even benefit him, which is why we probably sometimes still get fooled into thinking he can't be that fucking stupid THIS time. You'd think he wouldn't pull this shit with one of the best managers in the world, but I think we can all draw a line under the question of whether his idiocy has any bounds.

[Pons Alias]

He's mentally ill.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

I don't think it even benefits him TBH, he just can't help himself.

 

Oh, you said that already.