Sima Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 'do a Wigan' Do we get to break Dave Whelan's leg again? If so, count me in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 If they win the League Trophy they've been promised an entire Gregg's Caramel Donut to share. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Lacselles got put in Crooks team of the week, and instead of talking about Lascelles performance, he put this: "It was Jamaal Lascelles' block on the line that set up both the 1-0 victory for Newcastle at Swansea on Sunday and the tone for the entire team's performance. If ever you wanted to give your manager a lift on his sick bed (Rafa Benitez was absent through illness) then a classic away win is certainly the way to do it. Lascelles' contribution to the victory was a bit special. But does owner Mike Ashley really expect a young side, giving everything at the moment, to survive the season in the Premier League with the resources he has given them? If he does then he is living in cloud cuckoo land. Ashley needs to get his hand in his pocket and invest properly in a team the city of Newcastle deserve. They have a great manager, an amazing set of fans and a team clearly proud to wear the shirt. Benitez has brought some wonderful young talent through and made players out of them. Players like Matt Richie and Lascelles have developed brilliantly under the watchful eye of the Spaniard and they deserve more support and their manager the finances to enable him to give the team a real chance of survival. It's the least Ashley can do. If not, he should sell the club and let someone else do it." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41221169 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 He has promised Rafa £150m for the January transfer window if he can lick his own elbow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Lacselles got put in Crooks team of the week, and instead of talking about Lascelles performance, he put this: "It was Jamaal Lascelles' block on the line that set up both the 1-0 victory for Newcastle at Swansea on Sunday and the tone for the entire team's performance. If ever you wanted to give your manager a lift on his sick bed (Rafa Benitez was absent through illness) then a classic away win is certainly the way to do it. Lascelles' contribution to the victory was a bit special. But does owner Mike Ashley really expect a young side, giving everything at the moment, to survive the season in the Premier League with the resources he has given them? If he does then he is living in cloud cuckoo land. Ashley needs to get his hand in his pocket and invest properly in a team the city of Newcastle deserve. They have a great manager, an amazing set of fans and a team clearly proud to wear the shirt. Benitez has brought some wonderful young talent through and made players out of them. Players like Matt Richie and Lascelles have developed brilliantly under the watchful eye of the Spaniard and they deserve more support and their manager the finances to enable him to give the team a real chance of survival. It's the least Ashley can do. If not, he should sell the club and let someone else do it." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41221169 Go on Garth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Garth Crooks rapidly going up in my estimation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Lacselles got put in Crooks team of the week, and instead of talking about Lascelles performance, he put this: "It was Jamaal Lascelles' block on the line that set up both the 1-0 victory for Newcastle at Swansea on Sunday and the tone for the entire team's performance. If ever you wanted to give your manager a lift on his sick bed (Rafa Benitez was absent through illness) then a classic away win is certainly the way to do it. Lascelles' contribution to the victory was a bit special. But does owner Mike Ashley really expect a young side, giving everything at the moment, to survive the season in the Premier League with the resources he has given them? If he does then he is living in cloud cuckoo land. Ashley needs to get his hand in his pocket and invest properly in a team the city of Newcastle deserve. They have a great manager, an amazing set of fans and a team clearly proud to wear the shirt. Benitez has brought some wonderful young talent through and made players out of them. Players like Matt Richie and Lascelles have developed brilliantly under the watchful eye of the Spaniard and they deserve more support and their manager the finances to enable him to give the team a real chance of survival. It's the least Ashley can do. If not, he should sell the club and let someone else do it." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41221169 A man who always speaks sense no matter what the subject. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 That's a very good article by Crook's standards. Must be off the cowies at the moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Lacselles got put in Crooks team of the week, and instead of talking about Lascelles performance, he put this: "It was Jamaal Lascelles' block on the line that set up both the 1-0 victory for Newcastle at Swansea on Sunday and the tone for the entire team's performance. If ever you wanted to give your manager a lift on his sick bed (Rafa Benitez was absent through illness) then a classic away win is certainly the way to do it. Lascelles' contribution to the victory was a bit special. But does owner Mike Ashley really expect a young side, giving everything at the moment, to survive the season in the Premier League with the resources he has given them? If he does then he is living in cloud cuckoo land. Ashley needs to get his hand in his pocket and invest properly in a team the city of Newcastle deserve. They have a great manager, an amazing set of fans and a team clearly proud to wear the shirt. Benitez has brought some wonderful young talent through and made players out of them. Players like Matt Richie and Lascelles have developed brilliantly under the watchful eye of the Spaniard and they deserve more support and their manager the finances to enable him to give the team a real chance of survival. It's the least Ashley can do. If not, he should sell the club and let someone else do it." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41221169 A man who always speaks sense no matter what the subject. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_854_1478000641.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Class, that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Wonder if Shearer slipped that to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Quality, that. Seems he can see past the bullshit, fair play to him. Gone way up in my estimation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Garth Crooks rapidly going up in my estimation. Thank mate really apprecia...oh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Always said Crooks was the only pundit to talk any sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Loved Crooks ever since that Sky News interview. He has a sound mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 So fucking what if he's strange?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 He must have always been a bit hatstand because he really should have been capped by England many times in the early 80s. Far worse strikers than him were. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Russian hackers must have bypassed the awesome security on the Garth Crooks family computer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Always said Crooks was the only pundit to talk any sense. He's been a biased idiot on plenty of occasions, but did warm to his latest comments on us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 As a business we incentivise our staff with bonuses etc., but I find it personally a bit off a piss take handing players earning millions extra money for doing their jobs. They would get no bonus from me for staying up, get it for winning something or smashing the league goals in a year record or whatever, but for staying up? Fuck that. Again football in this country is a joke. I hate the fat cunt of an owner, but I can see why he is loathe to push the boat out in terms of wages, transfers etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Mackedia. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 They still mad at us for beating Renato Sanches FC? Can't even imagine the fewm should we win on Saturday and at Brighton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Managed to get the spurs update right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-41270369 Sounds like he's been colluding with Hermes so their contract couriers get stitched. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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