thomas Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 kids happy poop themselves all the time. adults not so much. let's get back to creeping out our potential savior tho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Well thats a shame.. Probably was going to the game, then saw this thread and decided against it. She’s coming round to my ranch for a slap up lunch of ham n pease pudding stotties. Then hoping for mutual shitting ourselves with joy... right I am stopping now. Feel shamed by the (joyless) moral policing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 kids happy poop themselves all the time. adults not so much. let's get back to creeping out our potential savior tho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Use the Mackems as a yardstick on cringe and you'll never seem that bad, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cclay Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Do you reckon anyone's ever actually shat themselves with joy? I'm not sure even kids do #noexpert Bet there has been cases of dying of laughter. On 24 March 1975, Alex Mitchell, from King's Lynn, England, died laughing while watching the "Kung Fu Kapers" episode of The Goodies, featuring a kilt-clad Scotsman with his bagpipes battling a master of the Lancastrian martial art "Eckythump", who was armed with a black pudding. After 25 minutes of continuous laughter, Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and died from heart failure. His widow later sent The Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments of life so pleasant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 What's more cringe: slobbering over a beautiful lass who might end a decade of misery by buying your club, or raising funds to send your team's manager's wife some flowers because she allowed him to continue working? I'm pretty sure most of the stuff is tounge in (Amanda's arse) cheek! Stop getting your nickers in a twist man... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Sorry misunderstood you. Seriously, after a decade of utter misery anything that raises a chortle (or a stiffy) is fine by me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkaDot Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Agreed, no wonder the forum has a reputation as being a "bunch of virgins " four and a half pints of Stella and half of em' would be up each others hoop before you could whistle fog on the tyne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 The other half wouldn't need the stella. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Off topic, but does anyone remember a Sheffield Wednesday early 90's footballer called Patrick Blondeau? Not quite sure how he managed it, but his offspring is widely regarded as the best looking girl on the planet, she's still only a bairn too. His son is supposedly good looking as well - for a 12 year old. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Off topic, but does anyone remember a Sheffield Wednesday early 90's footballer called Patrick Blondeau? Not quite sure how he managed it, but his offspring is widely regarded as the best looking girl on the planet, she's still only a bairn too. His son is supposedly good looking as well - for a 12 year old. Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 hollywood is definitely the right place for kaz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9shirt Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Looks like the Chinese interest is over, either the U.S.A or the Middle East. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Well they could invest in bring skilled jobs back here, and Tata could re-open the steel mill at Teesside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Well they could invest in bring skilled jobs back here, and Tata could re-open the steel mill at Teesside. Isn't that an Indian company? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Well they could invest in bring skilled jobs back here, and Tata could re-open the steel mill at Teesside. Isn't that an Indian company? Aye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Well they could invest in bring skilled jobs back here, and Tata could re-open the steel mill at Teesside. Isn't that an Indian company? So it is, fucking sure the press have reported it as being a Chinese company, fucking goons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Trying to think of good examples of Chinese football club ownership. AC Milan? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Aye i'm sure they are the goons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Well they could invest in bring skilled jobs back here, and Tata could re-open the steel mill at Teesside. Isn't that an Indian company? So it is, f***ing sure the press have reported it as being a Chinese company, f***ing goons. Or - and this might come as a shock - you could've just been wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 When blast furnaces that big are turned off they can never be turned back on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Tanned complection, Asian, Industrial. All clear cut signs of a Chinese steel company. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Aye i'm sure they are the goons. Any industry that employs Lee Ryder has to have it’s integrity questioned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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