TRon Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Of course we're not going to fly out there to meet Cabaye's fucking agents. We must be looking to tie up a deal, Gomis would be one I would imagine. If there's anoter one in the pipeline that's a bonus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Bitches love a smokescreen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Of course we're not going to fly out there to meet Cabaye's fucking agents. We must be looking to tie up a deal, Gomis would be one I would imagine. If there's anoter one in the pipeline that's a bonus. Of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 From nufc.com: Arrivals: Movement Less than two weeks before the transfer window closes - and boosted by an influx of funds from the expected sale of Yohan Cabaye - we understand that NUFC officials are currently overseas, concluding permanent deals to sign two players. More as we get it... Is bullshit .com, once when I was bored I emailed them pretending to be a stockbroker saying Ashley had just bought enough shares to force a mandatory purchase of the rest of the shares with some bullshit reasoning and made up graphs, luckily for them later that day he did but I'd just made it up, made them look like they had an exclusive way before all the other news sources. I remember being on here in stitches cause you all changed the thread title at the time quoting .com. WAT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Of course we're not going to fly out there to meet Cabaye's fucking agents. We must be looking to tie up a deal, Gomis would be one I would imagine. If there's anoter one in the pipeline that's a bonus. as stated i reckon they might be there to talk to reps from PSG and Monaco if they have any interest...ashley has previous for it, if they can fake their way into 20m plus it'd be worth the few hundred quid for the flight from their perspective also for deals for new players mind you, i just mean not exclusively Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Of course we're not going to fly out there to meet Cabaye's fucking agents. We must be looking to tie up a deal, Gomis would be one I would imagine. If there's anoter one in the pipeline that's a bonus. Of course. Cabaye's agents would row here on a dinghy to get their cut when he moves, we hardly need to go cap in hand to them. Although knowing our lot I can understand why some might think we would. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Of course we're not going to fly out there to meet Cabaye's fucking agents. We must be looking to tie up a deal, Gomis would be one I would imagine. If there's anoter one in the pipeline that's a bonus. Of course. Cabaye's agents would row here on a dinghy to get their cut when he moves, we hardly need to go cap in hand to them. Although knowing our lot I can understand why some might think we would. I hope you are right (Of course ) but I think alternatively we'd row on a makeshift raft made from Sports Direct bags glue together with Mike's spunk to get a deal sorted if its over £20m and from a French club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I remain baffled as to why any of our "reps" would travel to France in relation to an offer for Cabaye? I can see why they would go to conduct negotiations in order to buy someone but To sell a player? Surely any "personals" would be between the agent & the buying club? any contact with NUFC need by by phone / videolink etc? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I remain baffled as to why any of our "reps" would travel to France in relation to an offer for Cabaye? I can see why they would go to conduct negotiations in order to buy someone but To sell a player? Surely any "personals" would be between the agent & the buying club? any contact with NUFC need by by phone / videolink etc? Don't think they would, more likely to be buying Gomis or someone else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Of course we're not going to fly out there to meet Cabaye's f***ing agents. We must be looking to tie up a deal, Gomis would be one I would imagine. If there's anoter one in the pipeline that's a bonus. Of course. Cabaye's agents would row here on a dinghy to get their cut when he moves, we hardly need to go cap in hand to them. Although knowing our lot I can understand why some might think we would. I hope you are right (Of course ) but I think alternatively we'd row on a makeshift raft made from Sports Direct bags glue together with Mike's spunk to get a deal sorted if its over £20m and from a French club. Didn't Ashley fly Carroll to Liverpool in his own helicopter, or am I making that up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Of course we're not going to fly out there to meet Cabaye's f***ing agents. We must be looking to tie up a deal, Gomis would be one I would imagine. If there's anoter one in the pipeline that's a bonus. Of course. Cabaye's agents would row here on a dinghy to get their cut when he moves, we hardly need to go cap in hand to them. Although knowing our lot I can understand why some might think we would. I hope you are right (Of course ) but I think alternatively we'd row on a makeshift raft made from Sports Direct bags glue together with Mike's spunk to get a deal sorted if its over £20m and from a French club. Didn't Ashley fly Carroll to Liverpool in his own helicopter, or am I making that up? He did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I remain baffled as to why any of our "reps" would travel to France in relation to an offer for Cabaye? I can see why they would go to conduct negotiations in order to buy someone but To sell a player? Surely any "personals" would be between the agent & the buying club? any contact with NUFC need by by phone / videolink etc? Unless it PSG and we are trying to sort a player cash deal for Cabaye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Of course we're not going to fly out there to meet Cabaye's f***ing agents. We must be looking to tie up a deal, Gomis would be one I would imagine. If there's anoter one in the pipeline that's a bonus. Of course. Cabaye's agents would row here on a dinghy to get their cut when he moves, we hardly need to go cap in hand to them. Although knowing our lot I can understand why some might think we would. I hope you are right (Of course ) but I think alternatively we'd row on a makeshift raft made from Sports Direct bags glue together with Mike's spunk to get a deal sorted if its over £20m and from a French club. Didn't Ashley fly Carroll to Liverpool in his own helicopter, or am I making that up? just taking the old phrase of I'd drive him there myself for that price to the next logical level Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I remain baffled as to why any of our "reps" would travel to France in relation to an offer for Cabaye? I can see why they would go to conduct negotiations in order to buy someone but To sell a player? Surely any "personals" would be between the agent & the buying club? any contact with NUFC need by by phone / videolink etc? Don't think they would, more likely to be buying Gomis or someone else. I remain totally in the dark about this Gomis chap, other than reports I`ve read etc. Please, if we end up signing you, don`t turn out to be a fuckng parcel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I remain baffled as to why any of our "reps" would travel to France in relation to an offer for Cabaye? I can see why they would go to conduct negotiations in order to buy someone but To sell a player? Surely any "personals" would be between the agent & the buying club? any contact with NUFC need by by phone / videolink etc? Don't think they would, more likely to be buying Gomis or someone else. I remain totally in the dark about this Gomis chap, other than reports I`ve read etc. Please, if we end up signing you, don`t turn out to be a fuckng parcel. I could do a job in DM to be fair, I have been called 'Vieira lite'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Convenient little pre-booked jolly for Joseph. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Travel out there to speed things up on the Cabaye front and new signings, we agree a fee for Cabaye then we know how much we have to make deals for incoming players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 So somebody may be in France doing something. Do I have that right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 So somebody may be in France doing something. Do I have that right? Maybe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I love SSN calling it "A high powered delegation from Newcastle United" Is that just JFK on vodka redbulls? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 From nufc.com: Arrivals: Movement Less than two weeks before the transfer window closes - and boosted by an influx of funds from the expected sale of Yohan Cabaye - we understand that NUFC officials are currently overseas, concluding permanent deals to sign two players. More as we get it... Is bullshit .com, once when I was bored I emailed them pretending to be a stockbroker saying Ashley had just bought enough shares to force a mandatory purchase of the rest of the shares with some bullshit reasoning and made up graphs, luckily for them later that day he did but I'd just made it up, made them look like they had an exclusive way before all the other news sources. I remember being on here in stitches cause you all changed the thread title at the time quoting .com. Proof? I'll have to have a look, dunno how long your inbox keeps emails. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I love SSN calling it "A high powered delegation from Newcastle United" Is that just JFK on vodka redbulls? I'm having fun picturing it being JFK with mafia hitmen around him or something like that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 So somebody may be in France doing something. Do I have that right? Maybe. Maybe not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I love SSN calling it "A high powered delegation from Newcastle United" Is that just JFK on vodka redbulls? http://www.dotgifs.com/pdata/t/l-2237.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 From nufc.com: Arrivals: Movement Less than two weeks before the transfer window closes - and boosted by an influx of funds from the expected sale of Yohan Cabaye - we understand that NUFC officials are currently overseas, concluding permanent deals to sign two players. More as we get it... Is bullshit .com, once when I was bored I emailed them pretending to be a stockbroker saying Ashley had just bought enough shares to force a mandatory purchase of the rest of the shares with some bullshit reasoning and made up graphs, luckily for them later that day he did but I'd just made it up, made them look like they had an exclusive way before all the other news sources. I remember being on here in stitches cause you all changed the thread title at the time quoting .com. Proof? I'll have to have a look, dunno how long your inbox keeps emails. you don't know how long your inbox keeps emails yet you fooled people into believing a multi million pound takeover of NUFC...righto Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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