Ketsbaia Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Cheers Papiss, you cunt! #SackPardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 No surprise he scored from two crosses. Get him some decent supply and he'll always score goals. Exactly, we looked much better when we went 4-4-2 with Sammy left and Obertan right. Part from Obertan being completely invisible in the 2nd half Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Fuck off Cisse. Couldn't hit a barn door when we needed him to and now we need rid of the manager he's banging them in to keep the cunt in a job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 This lad just might keep us up......... but Pardew really needs to go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 He's the living evidence of being Pardewed and then an injury taking him out of training and returning to normal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Fuck off Cisse. Couldn't hit a barn door when we needed him to and now we need rid of the manager he's banging them in to keep the cunt in a job. I thinks that a bit un fair mind as he wasn't missing cjances, we just weren't creating chances for him. He rarely missed when presented an opportunity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 One of few who stuck up for him when he was doubted (shite) for basically an entire season, but honestly, what a fucking tosspot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Joint 3rd top scorer in the league...for the team that hasn't won a game. 4 goals in just 2 and 1/2 hours? The selfish prick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Fuck off Cisse. Couldn't hit a barn door when we needed him to and now we need rid of the manager he's banging them in to keep the cunt in a job. I thinks that a bit un fair mind as he wasn't missing cjances, we just weren't creating chances for him. He rarely missed when presented an opportunity. Think it was a bit of both. He was snatching too much but that was because of the lack of service. I like Cisse as a player but he's not a Pardew player at all. Ironic that he's the only one keeping him in a job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Fuck off Cisse. Couldn't hit a barn door when we needed him to and now we need rid of the manager he's banging them in to keep the cunt in a job. I thinks that a bit un fair mind as he wasn't missing cjances, we just weren't creating chances for him. He rarely missed when presented an opportunity. Think it was a bit of both. He was snatching too much but that was because of the lack of service. I like Cisse as a player but he's not a Pardew player at all. Ironic that he's the only one keeping him in a job. I'd love to hear what is a Pardew player in your opinion. If Cisse isn't one I can't imagine one who is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Colback Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Papiss might be saving Pardew but he's a good striker who isn't a plank, so not a Pardew player. Carroll would be a very Pardew player. The Pardew players in our team are Williamson, Dummet, Tiote and Gouffran. Basically the players who will run around a lot and try hard, but aren't necessarily that talented. Tiote is a good player of course and Gouffran could be better if used properly, they just fit Pardew's run around a lot model as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Cisse is an instinctive striker and his performances during the past 2 seasons were poor because initially, he and Ba were at odds over the central striking role instead of supporting each other and then because Pardew played him as a target man when Ba left. Cisse is NOT a target man, he cannot hold the ball up well enough and his pace over any more than a few yards is lacking. He has got goals in the last two games because he was in a position to ghost into the area and the second one yesterday was a great cross from Ameobi, one he probably couldn't repeat if you asked him to. I still think Cisse will find it tough when we play better sides who mark him tightly unless he has Riviere to take some of the pressure off from defenders. A better manager would utilise his talents far better than Pardew but Cisse himself has just ensured we will not get the chance to find that out for many weeks, maybe even months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Can't understand how he's so quickly found his shooting boots given his long spell of poor form and a return from injury. Just hoping this means that if we do replace Pardew with a decent manager we will be able to get Cisse performing again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Simply cos we've played him in his strongest position rather than out wide or as a target man as people have said. He's a poacher, that's why we bought him in the first place and that's why he scored like he did when he first joined. Ironic that it's his goals which are saving Pardwank's bacon when he completely fucked him over by playing him in the wrong position in so many games last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 He's not even played the full games either. Even less time than it looks. Goals per min must be insane for him this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybiotics Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Can't help but like Cisse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 He's absolutely brilliant like, what a guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Cisse, what a lovely bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 f*** off Cisse. Couldn't hit a barn door when we needed him to and now we need rid of the manager he's banging them in to keep the c*** in a job. I thinks that a bit un fair mind as he wasn't missing cjances, we just weren't creating chances for him. He rarely missed when presented an opportunity. Think there's a bit of revisionism here mind. The last two seasons he was missing plenty chances, or blowing opportunities of a chance by wandering offside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 He's great, just a shame that it won't be too long till he goes to crap again after Pardew has his way over the coming weeks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 f*** off Cisse. Couldn't hit a barn door when we needed him to and now we need rid of the manager he's banging them in to keep the c*** in a job. I thinks that a bit un fair mind as he wasn't missing cjances, we just weren't creating chances for him. He rarely missed when presented an opportunity. Think there's a bit of revisionism here mind. The last two seasons he was missing plenty chances, or blowing opportunities of a chance by wandering offside. He did score a few that were unfairly listed as off-side too. He also smacks the woodwork a bit, I think he was unlucky but even with those as goals it would be short of what we would hope for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Probably one of the only likeable things at the club atm. But why did you have to pick now to average 2 goals per game man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 God damn it Cisse, why you gotta score 4 goals like that and then remind me why you're such a likable bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 What a lovely charlatan saving wanker he is...aww Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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