Guest johnson293 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4460463/My-addiction-to-cheesy-chips-has-stopped-me-finding-love.html Needs to get herself on Wearside's speed dating scene. HAHA... basically a Mackems perfect date.... unless she isn't related. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 A teacher tried to get me to eat a chicken nugget and I burst into tears. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleazy Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/159807-Demba-Ba Mental some of them like. I especially like: Maybe it was the fact he scored 1 goal in the last 18 games that has alarmed many suitors? £10m for Fletcher who scored more in those last 18 games isnt thast bad is it? Scoring 16 in the first half of the season and bugger all in the second is no good and maybe shows that he cant play 2nd fiddle in a 2 striker set up. Also, I think that the craas got lucky with that knee. It could still go at any minute. Apparently scoring 12 all season is better than scoring 16 in the first half Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 There's a thread running on the SMB site at present which has been mentioned on here and is essentially a glorification of football hooliganism most particularly relating to the many historic occassions on which they have allegedy "battered the mags". Judging by the numbers of "batterings" we have received at their hands over the years I would assume that none of us have escaped their wrath on some occasion or other. However, funnily enough I know a lot of Newcastle fans, but can't think of anyone who has suffered the gory beatings they seem to be revelling in relating through their keyboards right now. There are a few main contributors who are keeping the thread running with their tales of heroism, martyrdom and military like operations against "the Mags", but frankly reading between the lines they sound like sad, probably perverted individuals who most likely have never had a real fight in their lives but love wallowing in the reflected glory of those who have. In typical macum fashion it has now descended into civil war as they squabble amongst themselves about whether people from East Durham are harder than people from Sunderland or somewhere else or vice versa. If anyone anywhere in the world needs an insight to what a festering hovel of a place Sunderland is, stuck in a timewarp and populated by backward dimwits, then that thread sums them and the place up perfectly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 There's a thread running on the SMB site at present which has been mentioned on here and is essentially a glorification of football hooliganism most particularly relating to the many historic occassions on which they have allegedy "battered the mags". Judging by the numbers of "batterings" we have received at their hands over the years I would assume that none of us have escaped their wrath on some occasion or other. However, funnily enough I know a lot of Newcastle fans, but can't think of anyone who has suffered the gory beatings they seem to be revelling in relating through their keyboards right now. There are a few main contributors who are keeping the thread running with their tales of heroism, martyrdom and military like operations against "the Mags", but frankly reading between the lines they sound like sad, probably perverted individuals who most likely have never had a real fight in their lives but love wallowing in the reflected glory of those who have. In typical macum fashion it has now descended into civil war as they squabble amongst themselves about whether people from East Durham are harder than people from Sunderland or somewhere else or vice versa. If anyone anywhere in the world needs an insight to what a festering hovel of a place Sunderland is, stuck in a timewarp and populated by backward dimwits, then that thread sums them and the place up perfectly. http://www.gameculture.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/KeyboardWarriorsGC.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 There's a thread running on the SMB site at present which has been mentioned on here and is essentially a glorification of football hooliganism most particularly relating to the many historic occassions on which they have allegedy "battered the mags". Judging by the numbers of "batterings" we have received at their hands over the years I would assume that none of us have escaped their wrath on some occasion or other. However, funnily enough I know a lot of Newcastle fans, but can't think of anyone who has suffered the gory beatings they seem to be revelling in relating through their keyboards right now. There are a few main contributors who are keeping the thread running with their tales of heroism, martyrdom and military like operations against "the Mags", but frankly reading between the lines they sound like sad, probably perverted individuals who most likely have never had a real fight in their lives but love wallowing in the reflected glory of those who have. In typical macum fashion it has now descended into civil war as they squabble amongst themselves about whether people from East Durham are harder than people from Sunderland or somewhere else or vice versa. If anyone anywhere in the world needs an insight to what a festering hovel of a place Sunderland is, stuck in a timewarp and populated by backward dimwits, then that thread sums them and the place up perfectly. I went to Roker a few times, 70s-90s, as well as derbies at SJP. I was never beaten up. All I ever saw was them shouting/throwing stuff and running away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 That's shown us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Ah fuck, feel a bit rattled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Charlie Slater paying a visit to SJP on the left there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Charlie Slater paying a visit to SJP on the left there. with Nick from the apprentice and Victor Meldrew in front of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 That's shown us Wheese keys are these keys? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Typical Mackem, just a key ring but no keys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Wheeze keys are these keys? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 miraculous that he managed to smuggle a sunderland keyring into SJP like. Proper stealth mission. Promote him to the top rank in the SAS immediately ffs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeNiroMole Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Borrowed his mom's car keys. Watch out for this guy. Looks like trouble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 That sums them up to a t, so small time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 'Remember the Famous walk to the key ring shop and March past the monument with our empty key rings' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Ah was theyah when that blerk wi the keyring breuk black n white harts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR15 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Next time Coldplay are in Sunderland, fuck it, I'm wearing my black and white Jester hat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Nutcase Masterplan is having an argument with Douglas on twitter, something about class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Him with the keyring man. What a wacky lot those mackems are eh? I saw a few at Sundays olympic matches at SJP wearing sunderland shirts. Personally, unless the toon are playing there, i wouldn't set foot in the SOS. Nice for them to have a day out in a real city though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 That's shown us Nicely sums up both clubs. We get to host a Olympic event and they get to hold their keyring as a protest against us, take a photo and post it on the net. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Aaaaaah wus there when Jee-an danced against Stoke. Such great memories. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 His thumbs are gay as fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 FTM @Masterplan_1978 @michaelcook_87 In my unbiased opinion, O'Shea is up there with best in league at centre half, different class in that position. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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