robm Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=691337&page=2 Midds loses it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Meltdown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubblyDubblyDubbly Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 His sig... written so it looks like they've won twice what they actually have... Old division 1 winners: 1891/1892 1892/1893 1894/1895 1901/1902 1912/1913 1935/1936 Football League Championship winners: 2004/2005 FA Cup winners: 1936/1937 1972/1973 Charity Shield winners: 1901/1902 1936/1937 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 His sig... written so it looks like they've won twice what they actually have... Old division 1 winners: 1891/1892 1892/1893 1894/1895 1901/1902 1912/1913 1935/1936 Football League Championship winners: 2004/2005 FA Cup winners: 1936/1937 1972/1973 Charity Shield winners: 1901/1902 1936/1937 Fucking hell, that's worse than us. Since the war they've one 1 thing of any significance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 So that's it then. The reasons Sunderland's attendances are dropping like a stone despite all the free and cheapy tickets are :- 1. Most of their catchment area is under the North Sea. 2. Everyone is Northumberland,County Durham,the Scottish borders and Cumbria is a plastic mag who had never heard of football before 1992. 3. Everyone on Wearside is unemployed. 4. Those still in employment would rather watch football down the pub. It's got nothing whatsoever to do with the awful football which is O'Niel's trademark, their stadium being an atmosphereless plastic arena largely populated by low lives or the fact that their star player prefers the Dubai Sunday League to playing (and living) on Wearside. That's right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 And it was the FA cup which by their own admission means fuck all. That Steve3000 is a typical poster on there. Laughs at a fella for suggesting Spurs and Chelsea are our rivals bases on league position without giving a single reason against this idea. Dumb cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 So that's it then. The reasons Sunderland's attendances are dropping like a stone despite all the free and cheapy tickets are :- 1. Most of their catchment area is under the North Sea. 2. Everyone is Northumberland,County Durham,the Scottish borders and Cumbria is a plastic mag who had never heard of football before 1992. 3. Everyone on Wearside is unemployed. 4. Those still in employment would rather watch football down the pub. It's got nothing whatsoever to do with the awful football which is O'Niel's trademark, their stadium being an atmosphereless plastic arena largely populated by low lives or the fact that their star player prefers the Dubai Sunday League to playing (and living) on Wearside. That's right. don't forget people dying and the irish not coming any more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 And it was the FA cup which by their own admission means f*** all. That Steve3000 is a typical poster on there. Laughs at a fella for suggesting Spurs and Chelsea are our rivals bases on league position without giving a single reason against this idea. Dumb c***. it's even pointed out ,right now, based on league positions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 "flocking to sign for Sunderland" Midds' post was fantastic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Even their smileys are shit over there man. All this :| shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 So apparently I picked the wrong football team to support, as evidenced by the fact that you fill your ground every week. Can you give me any advice which team I should support? Don't want any of you plastic fan, Geordie nation muppets. There are only two grounds that get filled and both contain very few genuine football supporters. You have the Muppets up the road who bought in to that "Geordie Nation" shit and could only muster around 12,000 pre-Keegan and the plastic Man Utd. lot. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=691356#ixzz1ruShWFBo Love how they go on about our attendances pre-1992, but conveniently forget their own Chairman threatening to sell their ground, due to low attendances when they were in the top flight in 1983. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 You can just about make out: I wish we had supporters like Newcastle's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Quote: Originally Posted by All gone pear shaped No way I'd help my mates get £5 tickets after ive paid >£400 for a season card. I couldn't give 2 fcks if the stadium is full. Can't get moved at HT as it is. The fact that you call a season ticket a "season card" speaks volumes about you. The new breed have fucking ruined the game. Quote: Originally Posted by Freddie the Greek Have people really stopped attending cos they've had their photograph taken? Yes it happened to me down Portsmouth, I told them to fuck off as I didn't want my photograph taken as all I was doing was making my way to the match. I was then told to shut up or I'd be arrested. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=691196&page=3#ixzz1ruknyBgQ Made me giggle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 You can just about make out: I wish we had supporters like Newcastle's. He has been the only Sunderland chairman to say it but I'm certain that all the others (especially "One seat more" Murray) thought it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 players will be fucking flocking to play for O'Neill Can't wait until this guy sees who they bring in in the transfer window. http://i.imgur.com/XK16s.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Quote: Originally Posted by The Exile I think we have to tailor the product to the market up here. A lot of people would love to go but just can't afford it. If it was me - I'd be looking to open an official Club Sports Bar in the town and show the matches home and away (Chelsea do something like this in the bar next to the ground iirc, not sure how they get permission to do it mind). A couple of quid entry on a matchday, maybe even a 'pub season ticket'. Because it's in the town centre it's also in a good location to be open through the week and over the whole weekend. Extra revenue stream and all that. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=691356&page=2#ixzz1ruoNZJEF I like how they're suggesting a pub season ticket, at least they're now accepting where the majority of their fans are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Flocking :) Nice one Midds that brought a smile to my face. Fucking flocking :) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Believe me, you're going to have some fun at their expense in the transfer window this summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Quote: Originally Posted by The Exile I think we have to tailor the product to the market up here. A lot of people would love to go but just can't afford it. If it was me - I'd be looking to open an official Club Sports Bar in the town and show the matches home and away (Chelsea do something like this in the bar next to the ground iirc, not sure how they get permission to do it mind). A couple of quid entry on a matchday, maybe even a 'pub season ticket'. Because it's in the town centre it's also in a good location to be open through the week and over the whole weekend. Extra revenue stream and all that. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=691356&page=2#ixzz1ruoNZJEF I like how they're suggesting a pub season ticket, at least they're now accepting where the majority of their fans are. People can't afford to go? Isn't this the club of £5 tickets? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 We have a cracking stadium, more passion than all the other clubs rolled into one, the Academy, a brilliant manager and decent results. The only hitch is the location. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=691337&page=5#ixzz1ruvl1OIP Aye, the location. That's what's stopping you.. aye... location.. aye http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/are%20you%20shtting%20me/grand/are-you-shtting-me-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-149.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 This location, with a huge car park all around it, a park and ride scheme from all directions and a metro station right next to it. Entry for £5. I can imagine the forking out of cash must be heartbreaking and the journey to get there must be arduous and frought with danger! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 We have a cracking stadium, more passion than all the other clubs rolled into one, the Academy, a brilliant manager and decent results. The only hitch is the location. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=691337&page=5#ixzz1ruvl1OIP Aye, the location. That's what's stopping you.. aye... location.. aye http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/are%20you%20shtting%20me/grand/are-you-shtting-me-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-149.gif "Nobody does delusion like Newcastle United" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Believe me, you're going to have some fun at their expense in the transfer window this summer. I think i might enjoy who they buy more than who we buy, just because how much of a laugh it will be Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Brummie, it'll have to go some to be funnier than last summers. Green I was, green with envy & rattled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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