madras Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 So shitting in someone's underwear drawer is an acceptable act in Sunderland then? Just read the thread, it's either an in joke or it's genuinely concerning how many have mentioned shitting somewhere in his house like it's the first thing that would to their minds and normal it's almost as if wormy's became a mackem. literally the worm that turned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 and now I'm sat here feeling like a bit of a prick as it's the first time we've had cross words since I moved here 9 years ago. Love that bit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 See it's become another demographic study and "why do most people in Durham support the mags?" thread. They regurgitate the same old shit every couple of days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 See it's become another demographic study and "why do most people in Durham support the mags?" thread. They regurgitate the same old shit every couple of days. what do they hope to discover? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 See it's become another demographic study and "why do most people in Durham support the mags?" thread. They regurgitate the same old s*** every couple of days. what do they hope to discover? just some clarity/admission/written legislature that 1) Bobby Robson was a mackem 2) Any Mags found residing in County Durham are in fact plastic and must be ridiculed. and a written schedule to the act that any sunderland fans in Northumberland are permitted and are actually to be given high praise for their commitment in supporting a shit team and awarded a percentage of the Duke's estate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Christ that thread is so depressing. If roles were reversed and my lad asked me to go to the sol to see Eto'o, Willian, Zhirkov etc, I would probably take him, especially if there was absolutely zero chance of it ever happening at our place. However, as per spurned mackem tradition, I would obviously have to take a s*** somewhere inappropriate....in his Lego box or on one of his Transformers perhaps Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Christ that thread is so depressing. If roles were reversed and my lad asked me to go to the sol to see Eto'o, Willian, Zhirkov etc, I would probably take him, especially if there was absolutely zero chance of it ever happening at our place. However, as per spurned mackem tradition, I would obviously have to take a s*** somewhere inappropriate....in his Lego box or on one of his Transformers perhaps Mackem tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=14637639&postcount=12 Quote: Originally Posted by Blackfell Mackem Tell her to fuck off. Is the correct answer. I would pop a little turd through his letter box later on too for good measure. Also maybe grow some of them leylandii hedges and pinch his lasses knickers off the washing line (mind the last bit has nowt to do with football) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Christ that thread is so depressing. If roles were reversed and my lad asked me to go to the sol to see Eto'o, Willian, Zhirkov etc, I would probably take him, especially if there was absolutely zero chance of it ever happening at our place. However, as per spurned mackem tradition, I would obviously have to take a s*** somewhere inappropriate....in his Lego box or on one of his Transformers perhaps If I ever find out where you live I'm gonna shit through your letterbox, then when you come outside to see who shit through your letterbox I'm gonna knock you out in front of your kids, then I'm gonna shit on your kids Marra! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 shit in his toilet marra! rolf! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Christ that thread is so depressing. If roles were reversed and my lad asked me to go to the sol to see Eto'o, Willian, Zhirkov etc, I would probably take him, especially if there was absolutely zero chance of it ever happening at our place. However, as per spurned mackem tradition, I would obviously have to take a s*** somewhere inappropriate....in his Lego box or on one of his Transformers perhaps Mackem tbh Fair do's! Actually on reflection, I'd call him a dirty mackem t***, make spurious threats to the next-door neighbour, shit on his car, go into a self-loathing depressed funk and then post my findings on RTG to curry favour with the other pond-life. FTM, Haway Angie Macalackhali! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Christ that thread is so depressing. If roles were reversed and my lad asked me to go to the sol to see Eto'o, Willian, Zhirkov etc, I would probably take him, especially if there was absolutely zero chance of it ever happening at our place. However, as per spurned mackem tradition, I would obviously have to take a s*** somewhere inappropriate....in his Lego box or on one of his Transformers perhaps Mackem tbh Fair do's! Actually on reflection, I'd call him a dirty mackem t***, make spurious threats to the next-door neighbour, shit on his car, go into a self-loathing depressed funk and then post my findings on RTG to curry favour with the other pond-life. FTM, Haway Angie Macalackhali! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=14637639&postcount=12 Quote: Originally Posted by Blackfell Mackem Tell her to fuck off. Is the correct answer. I would pop a little turd through his letter box later on too for good measure. Also maybe grow some of them leylandii hedges and pinch his lasses knickers off the washing line (mind the last bit has nowt to do with football) Re: My next door neighbour - unbelievable put ya willy in his letterbox Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=766408&page=9#ixzz2NMr42aQb Starting to wonder what Paxton (or whatever he called himself on here) actually meant with his original threat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 O'Negative trying to improve team-spirit? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2292369/Sunderland-manager-Martin-ONeill-bans-players-Cheltenham-Festival.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Surely mons morale boosting activity of locking the team in a small room with a pile of booze will help, who wouldn't want to get drunk in close proximity with cattermole? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 It's little wonder they're so bitter when you read this. It really illustrates the difference between the clubs. Can't wait until he comes off the bench for his routine goal next month http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2292368/Shola-Ameobi-set-50th-Newcastle-European-appearance-Anzhi.html#ixzz2NPwinWII Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 It's little wonder they're so bitter when you read this. It really illustrates the difference between the clubs. Can't wait until he comes off the bench for his routine goal next month http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2292368/Shola-Ameobi-set-50th-Newcastle-European-appearance-Anzhi.html#ixzz2NPwinWII Reading that as one of them, I'd jump in front of the metro Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 For all his failings on the pitch, you still can't help but love him He loves the toon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 For all his failings on the pitch, you still can't help but love him He loves the toon. I like him but moan like fuck at him at times, feels like his A game is an A but his B game is a Z. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Its not Shola's fault he's used far more often than he should be tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 For all his failings on the pitch, you still can't help but love him He loves the toon. I like him but moan like f*** at him at times, feels like his A game is an A but his B game is a Z. Best description of him I've seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUICE690 Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=766627 Ladies and gentlemen, we have the pre-derby full house. O'Shea To be fair though, the majority are choosing our players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=766627 Ladies and gentlemen, we have the pre-derby full house. O'Shea To be fair though, the majority are choosing our players. :lol: The prophecies are coming true! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Do any other set of fans do that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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