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Rob Lee was going to Middlesbrough before Keegan intervened personally with a phone call. Lee Charnley sending an email obviously doesn't have quite the same impact.

 

Aye. Told him it was closer to London or some shit :lol:.

 

You can sell anything with a bit of passion and charisma. Two words sadly lacking from any description of Penfold by anyone, ever.

 

Fucking hopeless pricks.

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Charnley has all the charisma of a fish finger, like. Absolute glake.

 

You can just imagine his sales pitch, with all the gusto of the trainer in The Office when he's talking about how he got into his job, the air conditioner whirring in the background.

Charnley couldn't sell a glass of water to an Ethiopian ffs

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Rob Lee was going to Middlesbrough before Keegan intervened personally with a phone call. Lee Charnley sending an email obviously doesn't have quite the same impact.

 

Aye. Told him it was closer to London or some shit :lol:.

 

You can sell anything with a bit of passion and charisma. Two words sadly lacking from any description of Penfold by anyone, ever.

 

Fucking hopeless pricks.

 

He can't even take credit for bringing Rafa here. Rafa contacted us to express interest in the job. :lol:

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That he'd rather sign for Alan Pardew, a man with a history of ruining flair players, just shows you where we stand as a football club right now (as if anyone needed reminding).

 

The squad is a million miles from being able to compete at this level and I think it's a fair bet that we're going straight back down to where we came from. The only difference being this time we don't have the luxury of having £100m worth of players we can cash in on to fund a Promotion push.

 

SJP will be toxic on Wednesday night when Burnley go 1-0 up. Shame neither of the people it'll be aimed at will be anywhere near the place.

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Rob Lee was going to Middlesbrough before Keegan intervened personally with a phone call. Lee Charnley sending an email obviously doesn't have quite the same impact.

 

Aye. Told him it was closer to London or some shit :lol:.

 

You can sell anything with a bit of passion and charisma. Two words sadly lacking from any description of Penfold by anyone, ever.

 

Fucking hopeless pricks.

 

He can't even take credit for bringing Rafa here. Rafa contacted us to express interest in the job. :lol:

 

:lol: Exactly! Rafa turned up and told him he'd be taking the job and to fuck off back to his office for a few months.

 

Bunch of utter cocks.

 

What is the point of Mike Ashley's Newcastle United? Because it sure as fuck isn't football.

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