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Tbh, though i don't like the bloke, have a suspicion he's just a chancer, etc. etc. I'm sure he went into training this morning with a bounce in his step having spent most of the night dreaming of different ways of tearing Villa a new one.  He's GOT to be excited and that kind of enthusiam should positively spread around the squad. I think we'll have a very healthy mindset for Tueday night.

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It's my pet hate this making up of future quotes, I don't know when we started getting so much satisfaction from imaging everything that could go wrong. Drives me spare.

 

Yep, sad as fuck.

 

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It's my pet hate this making up of future quotes, I don't know when we started getting so much satisfaction from imaging everything that could go wrong. Drives me spare.

 

Yep, sad as f***.

 

 

Going around every thread as a pair with the same boring default position is sad as fuck.

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It's my pet hate this making up of future quotes, I don't know when we started getting so much satisfaction from imaging everything that could go wrong. Drives me spare.

 

Yep, sad as f***.

 

 

Going around every thread as a pair with the same boring default position is sad as fuck.

 

Going around every thread on your lonesome with the same lifting patter is sad as fuck.

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Going around every thread on your lonesome with the same lifting patter is sad as f***.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

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Going around every thread on your lonesome with the same lifting patter is sad as f***.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

 

Nice one.

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It's my pet hate this making up of future quotes, I don't know when we started getting so much satisfaction from imaging everything that could go wrong. Drives me spare.

 

Yep, sad as f***.

 

 

Going around every thread as a pair with the same boring default position is sad as fuck.

 

Aye, two people with a similar position would be unacceptable like.

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It's my pet hate this making up of future quotes, I don't know when we started getting so much satisfaction from imaging everything that could go wrong. Drives me spare.

 

Yep, sad as f***.

 

 

Going around every thread as a pair with the same boring default position is sad as f***.

 

Aye, two people with a similar position would be unacceptable like.

 

Missionary?

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It's my pet hate this making up of future quotes, I don't know when we started getting so much satisfaction from imaging everything that could go wrong. Drives me spare.

 

Yep, sad as f***.

 

 

Going around every thread as a pair with the same boring default position is sad as fuck.

 

Aye, two people with a similar position would be unacceptable like.

 

You should be falling in line with the default forum opinion that Pardew is fucking shite and Ashley is a fat cunt who wants to make as much money as possible from player sales. Who do you think you are?

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It's my pet hate this making up of future quotes, I don't know when we started getting so much satisfaction from imaging everything that could go wrong. Drives me spare.

 

Yep, sad as f***.

 

 

Going around every thread as a pair with the same boring default position is sad as f***.

 

Aye, two people with a similar position would be unacceptable like.

 

You should be falling in line with the default forum opinion that Pardew is f***ing s**** and Ashley is a fat c*** who wants to make as much money as possible from player sales. Who do you think you are?

 

I think its a bit more complicated then that but way to go with sweeping statements  :memelol:

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Going around every thread on your lonesome with the same lifting patter is sad as f***.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

 

Nice one.

 

 

:lol:

 

Is this off Jay and Silent Bob?

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It's my pet hate this making up of future quotes, I don't know when we started getting so much satisfaction from imaging everything that could go wrong. Drives me spare.

 

Yep, sad as f***.

 

 

Going around every thread as a pair with the same boring default position is sad as f***.

 

Aye, two people with a similar position would be unacceptable like.

 

You should be falling in line with the default forum opinion that Pardew is f***ing s**** and Ashley is a fat c*** who wants to make as much money as possible from player sales. Who do you think you are?

 

I think its a bit more complicated then that but way to go with sweeping statements  :memelol:

 

Deliberate?

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It's my pet hate this making up of future quotes, I don't know when we started getting so much satisfaction from imaging everything that could go wrong. Drives me spare.

 

Yep, sad as f***.

 

 

Going around every thread as a pair with the same boring default position is sad as f***.

 

Aye, two people with a similar position would be unacceptable like.

 

You should be falling in line with the default forum opinion that Pardew is f***ing s**** and Ashley is a fat c*** who wants to make as much money as possible from player sales. Who do you think you are?

 

I think its a bit more complicated then that but way to go with sweeping statements  :memelol:

 

Deliberate?

 

Maybe

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