Alan Pardew

[Guest bimpy474]

I'm staggered anyone can defend Pardew after this season. The football is horrendous to watch, we aren't winning, we have the worst away record in the country.

 

If that isn't his fault, then who's is it.

 

 

 

If they're still defending him after losing 3-0 at home to Sunderland with Di Canio preening like a peacock then what's left to say?

 

 

 

Aye, thing is i'm not saying this after losing to Sunderland, as emotive as that is. I just can't believe they have watched us this whole season and think he deserves to stay.

[triggs]

Would it be worth getting relegated if Pardew fucked off I wonder

[Teasy]

If he actually coached these turds in training to pass an actual football they wouldn't be passing it to the opposition and might think about passing to a teammate instead.

 

f*** me have i got this all wrong this is not rocket science is it?

 

f***ing turds can pass football around if you coached them long enough I'm fucking sure of it.

 

You need a time out..

 

Would it be worth getting relegated if Pardew fucked off I wonder

 

You to, fucking ridiculous question, no is the obvious answer by the way.

[TRon]

I'm staggered anyone can defend Pardew after this season. The football is horrendous to watch, we aren't winning, we have the worst away record in the country.

 

If that isn't his fault, then who's is it.

 

 

 

If they're still defending him after losing 3-0 at home to Sunderland with Di Canio preening like a peacock then what's left to say?

 

 

 

Aye, thing is i'm not saying this after losing to Sunderland, as emotive as that is. I just can't believe they have watched us this whole season and think he deserves to stay.

 

Tbf, I think you were one of those who had doubts even when we were doing well last season.

[KDT]

Would it be worth getting relegated if Pardew f***ed off I wonder

 

No, have you seen how hard it is to get out of that division.

[Decky]

Honestly, how people can still defend this useless cunt is beyond me.

[Dave]

Would it be worth getting relegated if Pardew fucked off I wonder

 

:lol:

[Deuce]

Would it be worth getting relegated if Pardew fucked off I wonder

 

No, because we'd also lose Cabaye, Debs, Cisse, etc.

[Guest bimpy474]

I'm staggered anyone can defend Pardew after this season. The football is horrendous to watch, we aren't winning, we have the worst away record in the country.

 

If that isn't his fault, then who's is it.

 

 

 

If they're still defending him after losing 3-0 at home to Sunderland with Di Canio preening like a peacock then what's left to say?

 

 

 

Aye, thing is i'm not saying this after losing to Sunderland, as emotive as that is. I just can't believe they have watched us this whole season and think he deserves to stay.

 

Tbf, I think you were one of those who had doubts even when we were doing well last season.

 

I was, but it was the football style then I'm a hater of long ball/hoofball, for me that's the football of a lazy manager, a percentage manager who isn't good enough to get his team to pass the ball.

 

I actually unlike some, don't mind Pardew the bloke but the football, oh god. Its so poor that it beggars belief and if i do blow my own trumpet, tis i that came up with Set Penises

[midds]

Couldn't believe it when Shola jogged on at the start of the second half like. Was even more mortified when most around me started giving it the big one and being encouraged by this.

 

Hopefully this 'Mackem Slayer' nonsense can be put to bed now. He's not a mackem slayer at all, he's a poor striker who's been around the club long enough to score a few apst the same opposition 5 or 6 times.

 

Shola should only ever be a last resort in any game. Today he was Pardew's answer to the first half bumming we took. Absolutely shambolic from both Shola, who had zero influence on the game whatsoever, and Pardew.

[Cajun]

Didn't see too many complaints before the game about him playing left back.

 

There weren't tbf. Some (myself included) would have preferred Haidara but it certainly wasn't "FFS! Jonas at left back!?", at least that wasn't what I saw.

 

The team selection wasn't the problem anyway.

[TRon]

I'm staggered anyone can defend Pardew after this season. The football is horrendous to watch, we aren't winning, we have the worst away record in the country.

 

If that isn't his fault, then who's is it.

 

 

 

If they're still defending him after losing 3-0 at home to Sunderland with Di Canio preening like a peacock then what's left to say?

 

 

 

Aye, thing is i'm not saying this after losing to Sunderland, as emotive as that is. I just can't believe they have watched us this whole season and think he deserves to stay.

 

Tbf, I think you were one of those who had doubts even when we were doing well last season.

 

I was, but it was the football style then I'm a hater of long ball/hoofball, for me that's the football of a lazy manager, a percentage manager who isn't good enough to get his team to pass the ball.

 

I actually unlike some, don't mind Pardew the bloke but the football, oh god. Its so poor that it beggars belief and if i do blow my own trumpet, tis i that came up with Set Penises

 

Those set penises are a sacking offence alone IMO. Nothing showcases Pardew's lack of imagination more clearly than our impotent corners.

[Decky]

Shola is fucking shit like, but still, you've got to give him that title before this game given his record? Hopefully now though that shit is buried, each one of those cunts on the field today has to prove their worth to Newcastle fans now.

[AY]

Pardew is trying to contain opposition and defend, but then he decides to play players out of position and doesnt teach them the basics of defending.

 

Every Sunderland player knew Hatem was cutting for his left foot. WHY ON EARTH WE LET SESSEGNON AND JOHNSON TO CUT IN TO THEIR PREFERRED SIDES.

[Gallowgate Toon]

Agree Midds, I lost a lot of confidence when Shola came on that early. Their defenders are good at the physical battles, sending that useless lump on was never a good idea at all. Perhaps after 70 minutes but at half time, deary me.

[KDT]

Because the players didn't stop it.

[triggs]

Would it be worth getting relegated if Pardew f***ed off I wonder

 

No, have you seen how hard it is to get out of that division.

It was pretty fucking easy the last time

[Guest bimpy474]

I'm staggered anyone can defend Pardew after this season. The football is horrendous to watch, we aren't winning, we have the worst away record in the country.

 

If that isn't his fault, then who's is it.

 

 

 

If they're still defending him after losing 3-0 at home to Sunderland with Di Canio preening like a peacock then what's left to say?

 

 

 

Aye, thing is i'm not saying this after losing to Sunderland, as emotive as that is. I just can't believe they have watched us this whole season and think he deserves to stay.

 

Tbf, I think you were one of those who had doubts even when we were doing well last season.

 

I was, but it was the football style then I'm a hater of long ball/hoofball, for me that's the football of a lazy manager, a percentage manager who isn't good enough to get his team to pass the ball.

 

I actually unlike some, don't mind Pardew the bloke but the football, oh god. Its so poor that it beggars belief and if i do blow my own trumpet, tis i that came up with Set Penises

 

Those set penises are a sacking offence alone IMO. Nothing showcases Pardew's lack of imagination more clearly than our impotent corners.

 

I've been saying the same for ages, i mean we never take one short, we never try to whip one in, we never try a near post flick. It's just ridiculous, a Sunday park team would have more imagination than us.

 

That is solely down to the manager, tbh it's actually embarrassing.

[Teasy]

Would it be worth getting relegated if Pardew fucked off I wonder

 

:lol:)

 

Its almost banable isnt it

[Guest bimpy474]

Because the players didn't stop it.

 

Players trained, tactically by Pardew.

[LV]

I'm staggered anyone can defend Pardew after this season. The football is horrendous to watch, we aren't winning, we have the worst away record in the country.

 

If that isn't his fault, then who's is it.

 

 

 

If they're still defending him after losing 3-0 at home to Sunderland with Di Canio preening like a peacock then what's left to say?

 

 

 

Aye, thing is i'm not saying this after losing to Sunderland, as emotive as that is. I just can't believe they have watched us this whole season and think he deserves to stay.

 

Tbf, I think you were one of those who had doubts even when we were doing well last season.

 

I was, but it was the football style then I'm a hater of long ball/hoofball, for me that's the football of a lazy manager, a percentage manager who isn't good enough to get his team to pass the ball.

 

I actually unlike some, don't mind Pardew the bloke but the football, oh god. Its so poor that it beggars belief and if i do blow my own trumpet, tis i that came up with Set Penises

 

Those set penises are a sacking offence alone IMO. Nothing showcases Pardew's lack of imagination more clearly than our impotent corners.

 

It's not just Pardew though is it. What do Steve Stone, Carver and the like actually do in training? It feels like we run the coaching side on a shoestring - I'm pretty sure other clubs have a larger number of staff in the coaching department. As far as I can see it's just Pardew, Carver, Steve Stone and Woodman. Not sure if that's enough coaching talent for a Premier league team.

[Dr Venkman]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Mate you can get rid of this midfield and bring in a new one for £30m, with a manager that sets them up to play like wax dummies it won't make a jot of difference.

 

I quite agree. Still think two many players get away with too much on here.

 

You consistently question the technical ability of a midfield consisting of any 4 from Cabaye, Marveux, Tiote, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Jonas and Anita and I'd like you to explain why?

 

I'd argue that our best 4 midfielders are as good as most in the Premiership but you obviously don't. Please enlighten us.

 

Take away the crap, unsuited and mostly injured and you're left with Cabaye, Marveaux and Sissoko. Hope that helps.

 

Sad to see you plunge to these depths to defend him at the last like. 'Unsuited' for fucks sake. They're good players, a good manager would be able to make them a good team.

[KDT]

Would it be worth getting relegated if Pardew f***ed off I wonder

 

No, have you seen how hard it is to get out of that division.

It was pretty f***ing easy the last time

 

Ok, so we go down and sell Krul, Debuchy, Mbiwa, Colo, Santon, Jonas, Cabaye, Tiote, Gouffran, Sissoko, Cisse, Marveaux. That sounds like a great idea.

[Flip]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Mate you can get rid of this midfield and bring in a new one for £30m, with a manager that sets them up to play like wax dummies it won't make a jot of difference.

 

I quite agree. Still think two many players get away with too much on here.

 

You consistently question the technical ability of a midfield consisting of any 4 from Cabaye, Marveux, Tiote, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Jonas and Anita and I'd like you to explain why?

 

I'd argue that our best 4 midfielders are as good as most in the Premiership but you obviously don't. Please enlighten us.

 

Take away the crap, unsuited and mostly injured and you're left with Cabaye, Marveaux and Sissoko. Hope that helps.

 

Sad to see you plunge to these depths to defend him at the last like. 'Unsuited' for f***s sake. They're good players, a good manager would be able to make them a good team.

 

I don't think he's defending Pardew, he does have a point in the sense they're not as good as made out in here some of them. But yeah he's definitely overreacting calling them gutless and talentless. He's always had an agenda towards Cabaye though...

[Si]

Would it be worth getting relegated if Pardew f***ed off I wonder

 

No, have you seen how hard it is to get out of that division.

It was pretty f***ing easy the last time

 

Ok, so we go down and sell Krul, Debuchy, Mbiwa, Colo, Santon, Jonas, Cabaye, Tiote, Gouffran, Sissoko, Cisse, Marveaux. That sounds like a great idea.

 

Not forgetting the Trillion Dollar t.v deal we would miss out on.