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Well I would probably be p*ssed off at not having won this.. but I spent most of the match fuming at the bellend that threw a punch at me by the turnstiles. :( Idiot brigade was out in force, as usual for a cup game.

 

NUFC or Metalist fan?

 

NUFC. A group of lads tried to push to the front of the queue as it was busy, most people said nothing but I asked them not to. One of them then proceeded to throw all sorts of insults in my direction ("Ugly, typical lass knows nowt about football, uurrgh you're wearing a hat" :lol: ) and pushed in anyway, only to be told by the turnstile operator that he was in the wrong queue as he wanted to pay cash. When I grinned and laughed at him he took a swing for me (I dodged and he knocked my hat onto the floor instead) while his mate did the same towards my lad before some random bloke intervened and dragged them both away.

 

The stewards on the inside saw the whole thing but just laughed it off and said they were drunk (they weren't particularly), which was disappointing.

 

Sorry to hear that, Jill.

 

Idiot brigade was out in full force like.  Ketsbaia and I had a load of them in front of us in Level 4 of the Leazes.  One opened a can within about 2 minutes of the match starting, which was eventually confiscated.  Kept standing up singing songs about his mates, rather than about Newcastle.  Had a go at everyone around him, "you's are all fucking boring cunts aren't yas?".  Just before HT they were all discussing going down the Bigg Market as they'd had enough.  Thankfully they didn't return in the second half.

 

Looked like loads of stewards went in the Strawberry Corner to find whoever had that flare as well.

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That was one of the worst matchday experiences I've ever had. Shit seats, full of kids, shit match. Ended up changing seats from the east stand to the back of the Gallowgate at half-time to get away from the wannabe radgies.

 

I did exactly the same v Bruges. :lol:

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I thought we were well worth the 2-0 victory we should have rightfully had.

 

You can't say "but they should have scored a couple here and there" - no they didn't; we managed to stop it or they shot wide. However, you CAN say "we should have had two", because they were both perfectly legitimate goals.

 

Very annoyed but also fairly pleased with what I thought was a decent performance. They had a bit of fire in their belly early on, but - not even considering the two goals they should have conceded - we broke them down over and over again. And, at the first sign of fatigue, we managed to turn the screw.

 

I'm really confident we'll go through. They've got nowt for us to fear.

 

 

Krul - 6. Some good stops. Absolutely s*** kicking which brought pressure on. Every f***ing game it's the same.

 

MYM - 8. I thought he was excellent. I was always confident if the ball was in the air, and he moved about the pitch nicely. Great cross for the second goal.

Taylor - 6. Unspectacular, but nothing horrendous.

Coloccini - 6. Same, really.

Santon - 5. Thought he was ineffective going forward and Marlos was all over him in the first half.

 

Cabaye - 7. Some excellent passing but faded.

Tiote - 10. He motored forward well and was a driving force in the Newcastle engine room.

 

Obertan - 4. One of his total horseshit performances tonight.

Sissoko - 8. Man of the match; brilliant close control, constantly brought players onto him which created space for Cisse, great running forward.

Jonas - 5. Ineffective for the most, besides the odd 'if in doubt, fall over and win a FK' trick.

 

Cisse - 7. The missed chances shouldn't even be being discussed. He scored two goals tonight.

 

Woah woah woah there. He was alright at best. Usual comical yellow card, some loose passes, still got a long way to go until he gets back to last season.

 

EDIT: There's a possibility of extreme sarcasm which I've missed here tbf.

 

Aye, if there is no sarcasm I must have watched another game. For me he was a 6,5 tops.

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I still haven't seen the full Cisse offside on the TV.  By that I mean was he offside when the ball went through to Sissoko or was Sissoko offside anyway?

 

Neither were even close to offside at any stage, the lino call's that bad. :lol:

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f*** me, and the lino was in the best possible position to see that there was no offside. Fixed. No doubt in my mind. That, or he was trolling. The worst part was that the c*** waited until Sissoko touched the ball before raising the flag. f*** off.

 

It was actually a beautiful move all around. Great ball from Obertan and excellent movement from both Sissoko and Cisse.

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Saw the most unbelievable 10/10 Ukrainian bird in the club shop before the match with a very average Eastern eauropean looking man. Lucky sod. Probably the worst part of the night

 

:lol:

 

Actually seen Jill having words with them lads in the turnstile, didn't realise they'd swung a punch though.

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Well I would probably be p*ssed off at not having won this.. but I spent most of the match fuming at the bellend that threw a punch at me by the turnstiles. :( Idiot brigade was out in force, as usual for a cup game.

 

NUFC or Metalist fan?

 

NUFC. A group of lads tried to push to the front of the queue as it was busy, most people said nothing but I asked them not to. One of them then proceeded to throw all sorts of insults in my direction ("Ugly, typical lass knows nowt about football, uurrgh you're wearing a hat" :lol: ) and pushed in anyway, only to be told by the turnstile operator that he was in the wrong queue as he wanted to pay cash. When I grinned and laughed at him he took a swing for me (I dodged and he knocked my hat onto the floor instead) while his mate did the same towards my lad before some random bloke intervened and dragged them both away.

 

The stewards on the inside saw the whole thing but just laughed it off and said they were drunk (they weren't particularly), which was disappointing.

 

you need some kind of N-O alarm call or a N-O batsignal.

 

cunts wouldnt have known what hit them

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Saw the most unbelievable 10/10 Ukrainian bird in the club shop before the match with a very average Eastern european looking man. Lucky sod. Probably the worst part of the night

 

10/10 Eastern European girls always end up with average Eastern European men. No justice, tbh.

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