Ishmael Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Trying to win football games is actual genius level thinking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 It's almost like this prick is doing everything he possibly can to f*** us up. Does he get a bonus for relegation or something? What a prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Think the pressure must be getting to him again, noticed last time that he was on the verge of a breakdown he was coming out with even more nonsensical stuff too. He's a bluffer, it's no surprise that he'll fold under pressure, bluffers usually do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Can't believe our fate is in his hands . What a fucking joke it was to let him continue after the Arsenal thrashing earlier in the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfrederi Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Pinning my hopes on Norwich getting beat by West Brom and Man City now.......conceding two less goals to Arsenal than Norwich do to Man City will sum this shitty season up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Very possibly a Giggs, but thought this article on F365 was a decent read: Pardew Hasn't Learnt From His Mistakes... Although Newcastle kept a clean sheet against West Ham, they have now scored only one goal in four matches. Alan Pardew's negative tactics are hindering the Magpies... After recent heavy defeats against Sunderland and Liverpool, Newcastle's hard-fought 0-0 draw with West Ham will have come as a relief to Alan Pardew. That relief may only last until Tuesday, however, when the Magpies could drop into the bottom three for the first time this season if Wigan beat Swansea and Sunderland pick up at least a point at home to Stoke on Monday. It's an embarrassing predicament for Pardew and, despite Newcastle's improved defensive performance at Upton Park, the manager should be worried by his team's lack of invention ahead of two crucial matches to secure survival. The Magpies have now scored only one goal in their last four Premier League fixtures - and three in the last seven - with Papiss Cisse again cutting a lonely figure in attack on Saturday. The loss of Demba Ba to Chelsea has obviously had a detrimental impact on Newcastle's form in front of goal, but Pardew must also take responsibility for failing to address the Magpies' barren run. While Roberto Martinez has encouraged Wigan to repeat last year's incredible survival feat by adopting an open, attacking style of play, Pardew seems fearful of allowing Newcastle's players to express their quality in a cautious, uninspiring system. It's one thing to play dull football and grind out results - as West Ham have done for much of the season - but Pardew's perennially negative tactics have continued to bring poor performances throughout a disappointing campaign. The manager showed that he is capable of making necessary changes to his team's system by switching to a 4-3-3 formation in the second half of last season, but this year he has failed to act to prevent Newcastle's slide, persisting with the same players and approach week after week. Pardew has struggled in similar circumstances before, with Saturday's trip to West Ham offering a timely reminder. The manager's rudimentary tactics gained promotion, a top-ten Premier League finish and an FA Cup runners-up medal in two full seasons with the Hammers, but when performances started to slip he had no answers. A dreadful start to the 2006/07 season, in which West Ham lost 11 of their first 17 games and scored only ten goals, resulted in Pardew's dismissal, and many Newcastle fans are now hoping that the same fate befalls the manager at St James' Park. It is too late for Ashley to act on the manager's future at this stage, of course, but the fans' shocking reaction to the Sunderland and Liverpool defeats revealed that they have finally run out of patience. Newcastle have enough quality to comfortably finish in the top ten and yet they have remained in the bottom half since mid-November with Pardew seemingly bereft of ideas on how to change his team's fortunes. It seems that last season's achievements may have left a negative legacy in terms of Pardew's loyalty to his underperforming players. Jonas Gutierrez and Cheick Tiote have been in terrible form for most of the current campaign, yet both can expect to be in the starting line-up when fit. This complacency underlines Newcastle's significant backwards step this year and, even if they survive, Pardew's past record suggests he will struggle to learn from his mistakes http://www.football365.com/f365-says/8692355/Pardew-Hasn-t-Learnt-From-His-Mistakes... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Chin up lads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 From a Norwich fan - "I just wish Hughton would walk now, tactically naive, does not inspire confidence or show leadership, and complete wet lettuce." If only they knew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 They are welcome to have Pardew the Destructor then. Fact is that we are level on points with them, but have a much better team on paper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Would it be too hard for the clown to be positive for a change. No wonder to team is so down, all we do is reflect this idiots mentality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 So we'll need to try and win at QPR then Alan? That what your years as a player and manager have taught you eh? Thank feck we've got you around to gee up the lads. I'm really scared we'll need to get a result at home to le arse. He's nearly single-handedly killed what was left of an atmosphere at SJP. Don't think they'd be the 12th man so to speak. No disrespect meant to folk inside SJP. Just think Pards is so fucking negative there's almost an air of resignation about the place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Genuine question regarding next season: Championship without Pardew or Premier League with Pardew? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Genuine question regarding next season: Championship without Pardew or Premier League with Pardew? Premier League with Pardew as he's unlikely to last long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Genuine question regarding next season: Championship without Pardew or Premier League with Pardew? 2nd option, but it's like comparing turds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Anyone who is even entertaining the thought of the former is an utter moron. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Genuine question regarding next season: Championship without Pardew or Premier League with Pardew? Prem with Pardew. Ludicrous question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 2nd option of course, he won't last long anyway if that becomes true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Genuine question regarding next season: Championship without Pardew or Premier League with Pardew? is that even a question? of course the latter man, the prick will get sacked eventually somewhere down the line in the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyAnth Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Yeah definitely, really can't be fucked with the Championship again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 2nd option of course, he won't last long anyway if that becomes true. Dis shiznit fam. Allow it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Genuine question regarding next season: Championship without Pardew or Premier League with Pardew? Lol this question is taking the p*ss... Still feels like 10 blokes kicked me in the balls...even if i have to choose the later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Lowes on 5 Live - "A lot of fans are saying Pardew is tactically naive, which I think is unfair" Now he's talking about David Moyes "If they survive by the skin of their teeth, he would at least deserve to start again next season" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Lowes on 5 Live - "A lot of fans are saying Pardew is tactically naive, which I think is unfair" Now he's talking about David Moyes "If they survive by the skin of their teeth, he would at least deserve to start again next season" Can't stand shit like this either. A reward for him, as if he had nothing to do with us getting into trouble in the first place. The media really have no clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 He's a man that sees every minute of every NUFC campaign ffs It's absolutely blatant not biting the hand that feeds, I refuse to believe he's that clueless about football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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