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Andy Carroll (now playing for Bordeaux)


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Would honestly have rather just kept Joselu if Carroll was going to be the 3rd striker signed.

 

Over the last two Premier League seasons, Joselu has a goal every 383 minutes and Carroll has one every 401 minutes.

 

Any assists?

 

 

Didn't check to be honest just wanted to add to context to the idea that joselu is the worst player to have ever stepped on a football pitch or that Carroll is the same player that left in 2011

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Would honestly have rather just kept Joselu if Carroll was going to be the 3rd striker signed.

 

Over the last two Premier League seasons, Joselu has a goal every 383 minutes and Carroll has one every 401 minutes.

 

Any assists?

 

 

Didn't check to be honest just wanted to add to context to the idea that joselu is the worst player to have ever stepped on a football pitch or that Carroll is the same player that left in 2011

 

According to whoscored, the source for the goal stats, Joselu has one assist in the last two PL seasons and Carroll has none.

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I'd rather have no one than Joselu. Sorry but someone that slow, weak and downright lethargic in everything he did had no place in football.

 

:thup: Joselu shinned in a couple of goals when the defenders completely forgot he was playing, but his overall contribution on the pitch was almost entirely non existent.

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Steve Bruce explains Andy Carroll's new deal - and appoints the former England man as Joelinton's mentor  ???

 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-bruce-explains-andy-carrolls-16730473

 

"With the structure of the deal the way it is that Andy signed up to, it can only be a no-brainer because if he gets fit - and he’s back running - then you know as well as I do that Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a football player.

 

:dowie:

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Rafa: detailed, well thought out tactical instructions, that has come from hours of analysis and then drilled in to the team relentlessly.

 

 

Bruce: Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll.

 

No-nonsense. Back to basics.

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In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton?

 

 

 

Exactly.

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