Andy Carroll (now playing for Bordeaux)

[Happinesstan]

Was that Lascelles with the pass?

[1964]

Was that Lascelles with the pass?

 

You mean the hoof? Yeah it was

[Raconteur]

I find ironic that in actual fact Carroll never let it bounce once in that goal

 

Chest, head, right, left volley - all the target man skills.

 

Good thing Lascelles put it on his chest though, and he didn't have to move a foot to either side. Our "impact sub" option

[Happinesstan]

Was that Lascelles with the pass?

 

You mean the hoof? Yeah it was

 

He was under zero pressure so it was hardly a hoof.

[Guest reefatoon]

Didn't realise you had to be under pressure to hoof it? Hoofing it is hoofing it, pressure or not.

[xLiaaamx]

He didn't kick it anywhere near hard enough to hoof it. And it was actually aimed at the target. Pass, not a hoof.

[Lazarus]

Is this what weve been reduced to under bruce?

 

Whether somethings a hoof or a pass?

 

[samptime29]

Is this what weve been reduced to under bruce?

 

Whether somethings a hoof or a pass?

 

 

It was clearly a pass tbf. 

[Happinesstan]

Didn't realise you had to be under pressure to hoof it? Hoofing it is hoofing it, pressure or not.

 

You hoof it when you can't pass, whether it is down to obvious pressure from the opposition, or pressure from the fact that you can't pass, it's still pressure. Lascelles was calm and collected and found his player.

 

There is plenty of actual shite to moan about without making shit up.

[wormy]

Didn't realise you had to be under pressure to hoof it? Hoofing it is hoofing it, pressure or not.

 

You hoof it when you can't pass, whether it is down to obvious pressure from the opposition, or pressure from the fact that you can't pass, it's still pressure. Lascelles was calm and collected and found his player.

 

There is plenty of actual shite to moan about without making shit up.

 

Let's not kid ourselves. If Schar or Lejeune played that ball we'd be fapping silly over it. He looked up, saw the big man, gave it a try. He knew what/who he was aiming for.

[LV]

Hoofing isn’t just when you are under pressure. Hoofing is a PFM staple tactic of ‘hoof it up to the big lad’ when you don’t have any other tactics or subtlety.

 

 

[David Edgar]

If Schar or Lejeune played that ball we'd be fapping silly over it.

 

 

[wormy]

If Schar or Lejeune played that ball we'd be fapping silly over it.

 

 

 

I stand by it.

 

Don't even know why I care as I can't deny my petty grudge against Lascelles since he defended Ashley. Just seemed a strange thing to push as a hoof when we were loving the pinpoint long balls from other defenders the past couple of years. Only difference is Lascelles doesn't try them as often and when he does, normally fucks them up.

[Bimpy474]

Reality : good ball in, fabulous control, juggle and finish.

 

Us : shit hoof forward by our pile of shit skipper, finished by a useless donkey getting lucky, lucky not to have his leg fly off in the process 

[Deuce]

Christ, could this conversation be any more tedious?

 

 

[Bimpy474]

Christ, could this conversation be any more tedious?

 

Yes.

[Guest reefatoon]

Didn't realise you had to be under pressure to hoof it? Hoofing it is hoofing it, pressure or not.

 

You hoof it when you can't pass, whether it is down to obvious pressure from the opposition, or pressure from the fact that you can't pass, it's still pressure. Lascelles was calm and collected and found his player.

 

There is plenty of actual s**** to moan about without making s*** up.

 

Dummet constantly hoofs it aimlessly when not under pressure. Mike Williamson was the same. You don’t need to be under pressure to hoof it. I didn’t say Lascelles hoofed it, I just said you were wrong about having to be under pressure to just hoof it. Teams like stoke made quite a living out of the good old not under pressure hoof. Just because you can’t pass doesn’t mean you are under pressure.

[Happinesstan]

Didn't realise you had to be under pressure to hoof it? Hoofing it is hoofing it, pressure or not.

 

You hoof it when you can't pass, whether it is down to obvious pressure from the opposition, or pressure from the fact that you can't pass, it's still pressure. Lascelles was calm and collected and found his player.

 

There is plenty of actual s**** to moan about without making s*** up.

 

Dummet constantly hoofs it aimlessly when not under pressure. Mike Williamson was the same. You don’t need to be under pressure to hoof it. I didn’t say Lascelles hoofed it, I just said you were wrong about having to be under pressure to just hoof it. Teams like stoke made quite a living out of the good old not under pressure hoof. Just because you can’t pass doesn’t mean you are under pressure.

 

Hey man, you're free to continue making your own tailor-made misery. I'll continue to get mine off the peg.

[Guest reefatoon]

Didn't realise you had to be under pressure to hoof it? Hoofing it is hoofing it, pressure or not.

 

You hoof it when you can't pass, whether it is down to obvious pressure from the opposition, or pressure from the fact that you can't pass, it's still pressure. Lascelles was calm and collected and found his player.

 

There is plenty of actual s**** to moan about without making s*** up.

 

Dummet constantly hoofs it aimlessly when not under pressure. Mike Williamson was the same. You don’t need to be under pressure to hoof it. I didn’t say Lascelles hoofed it, I just said you were wrong about having to be under pressure to just hoof it. Teams like stoke made quite a living out of the good old not under pressure hoof. Just because you can’t pass doesn’t mean you are under pressure.

 

Hey man, you're free to continue making your own tailor-made misery. I'll continue to get mine off the peg.

 

Not really sure what any of that conversation had to do with misery. More to do with you being totally wrong about the values of the good old pressure free hoof.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

2020 continues to reach new peaks.

 

[BlueStar]

  Know someone who used to work there, the owner is pretty radge.

 

Pizza restaurant Cal's Own apologises after comparing negative reviewers to 'child molesters'

 

Jesmond pizzeria Cal’s Own tells critics it won't 'pander' to the public

 

Newcastle pizzeria Cal's Own's scathing response to Facebook review goes viral

 

Owner of Jesmond pizzeria Cal's Own assaulted in own restaurant by angry dad in row over son's wages

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7671733/pizza-restaurant-customers-backlash-bad-tripadvisor-review/

 

AN AWARD-winning pizza restaurant has slammed customers who leave bad TripAdvisor reviews as "worse than child molesters".

 

The Twitter account of Cal’s Own in Newcastle initially branded a customer a “f***wit” after they complained about the cost of a pizza, saying they were “going to hell”.

 

Restaurant owner Calvin Kitchin has previously said he “doesn’t take criticism well".

 

You don't say

[Newcastle Fan]

Even though a lot of people here don't really like him but since he came back he's done very well for us, his presence and aerial power really adds something to our game, and he's a million times better upfront than Joelinton.

[La Parka]

He's still an absolute unit in the air, and can hold it up well. He's done after 60 minutes though. Always nice to have an outlet like him so defenders can get rid and not have it come straight back into them.

[jdckelly]

Even though a lot of people here don't really like him but since he came back he's done very well for us, his presence and aerial power really adds something to our game, and he's a million times better upfront than Joelinton.

I don't think anyone doubts a fit andy carroll is a great asset to have its just been so rare basically since he left for liverpool

[TRon]

Pleased for him that he got through 90 mins, doubt it will happen too often so enjoy it big man.