SEMTEX Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 The BBC is even writing their articles pointing out how much of a fuckwit this kid is. Fucking disgusting. He also gave an interview to sports radio station talkSport in which he said he had "more intelligence" than the critics who have questioned his appointment. Additionally, the former Wimbledon boss mispronounced several players' names, including calling Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias "Lambazi", Yohan Cabaye "Yohan Cabab" and Shola Ameobi "Shola Amamobi". Kinnear also claimed he signed Newcastle keeper Tim Krul, who was actually signed by Graeme Souness in 2005. At the end of the interview, he said: "I don't know what angle they've [critics] got, if they want to sit down and argue with me. Some are talking out of their backsides, a load of tosh. "I'm not accepting it, as simple as that. I have certainly got more intelligence than them, that's for sure." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 So he's selling himself as someone who can use a phone? :lol: He probably invented the telephone. I heard that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had four missed calls from Joe. [/nicked] That's at least your second giggs today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 So he's selling himself as someone who can use a phone? :lol: He probably invented the telephone. I heard that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had four missed calls from Joe. [/nicked] That's at least your second giggs today. I'm kind of preoccupied at present. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Wait, he actually claimed he signed Krul? Wtf?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/video/71151/freddy-shepherd-joe-kinnear-appointment-a-complete-and-utter Former Newcastle United chairman Freddy Shepherd says the appointment of Joe Kinnear as director of football at the club is a “complete and utter mess.” Kinnear announced that he had signed a contract in an interview with Sky Sports News on Sunday and the club confirmed the deal on Tuesday. The former Newcastle chief is dismayed at the way the club has handled the appointment. Shepherd said: “The whole thing seems to be a complete and utter mess. “Why have they left him announce the contract? Why didn’t the club beat him to it? Surely they are in charge and not him.” The former Newcastle chief says Kinnear’s first job should be to say sorry to fans. He said: “He [Kinnear] wants to apologise to the supporters he has offended first before he comes to Newcastle. “He has some serious apologising to do.” I'd love to have this fuckwit back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 So he's selling himself as someone who can use a phone? :lol: He probably invented the telephone. I heard that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had four missed calls from Joe. [/nicked] That's at least your second giggs today. I'm kind of preoccupied at present. I was going to make a joke about the kid keeping you up all night It's just sad to see the internet is not what it once was. Get well soon Dave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 So he's selling himself as someone who can use a phone? :lol: He probably invented the telephone. I heard that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had four missed calls from Joe. [/nicked] That's at least your second giggs today. I'm kind of preoccupied at present. "Oh look at me, I learned I have to deal with a whining baby for the next 3 years. And my wife had a baby too." Pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Deuce can be one cold mother fucker at times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Pardew has no rights to complain, signings were out of his hands before JFK. Nothing has really changed for him. Still a complete useless turd of a manager and JFK won't make him any better or worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Even Inochi has dropped his act It must be serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/video/71151/freddy-shepherd-joe-kinnear-appointment-a-complete-and-utter Former Newcastle United chairman Freddy Shepherd says the appointment of Joe Kinnear as director of football at the club is a “complete and utter mess.” Kinnear announced that he had signed a contract in an interview with Sky Sports News on Sunday and the club confirmed the deal on Tuesday. The former Newcastle chief is dismayed at the way the club has handled the appointment. Shepherd said: “The whole thing seems to be a complete and utter mess. “Why have they left him announce the contract? Why didn’t the club beat him to it? Surely they are in charge and not him.” The former Newcastle chief says Kinnear’s first job should be to say sorry to fans. He said: “He [Kinnear] wants to apologise to the supporters he has offended first before he comes to Newcastle. “He has some serious apologising to do.” I'd love to have this fuckwit back. Hmm.....did he ever apologise to fans (and the good lady folk of Newcastle) after the Marbella brothel incident? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 There's no justifiable reason to appoint this fuckwit other than to antagonise people. Carr can now have his transfer targets overruled by an (even bigger) idiot. Pardew has some footballing dinosaur "advising" him on tactics. Llambias has been moved into a role with no oversight on football. The players have some halfwit getting their names wrong and talking utter crap about their profession. The fans already hated him and have held him as the object of derision since his original spell here. There's got to be some secret what-insane-decision-can-you-get-away-with competition going on between club owners for this to make even the slightest bit of sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Thought this must have been his old thread, but nope 143 pages in a couple of days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 [union Captain hears sound of bridge exploding in distance, smiles and then expires] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razor Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 This is so bad it's amusing. Ashley clearly hasn't learnt from past mistakes. Above all Kinnear has a problem with compulsive lying, that or he is suffering from marble loss - both of which should exclude him from being considered for any management role. For me the most incredible thing about this is not that Kinnear believes he is the hidden gem of the managerial world, we know he's deluded. It's that someone believed him. Mike is either a good troll, or more out of touch than I thought remotely possible. It's just daft. If I were Arsene Wenger i would release a statement to the effect that JFK does not have his number, that would be priceless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 There's no justifiable reason to appoint this fuckwit other than to antagonise people. Car can now have his transfer targets overruled by an (even bigger) idiot. Pardo has some footballing dinosaur "advising" him on tactics. Llambeezee has been moved into a role with no oversight on football. The players have some halfwit getting their names wrong and talking utter crap about their profession. The fans already hated him and have held him as the object of derision since his original spell here. There's got to be some secret what-insane-decision-can-you-get-away-with competition going on between club owners for this to make even the slightest bit of sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 What in the actual fuck? I am convinced this is happening because as a fanbase we have become way too docile and have allowed this owner to do whatever he likes without being held accountable. No one should have ever waltzed into the club and changed the stadium's name. When we let him off for that one, he knew he could do anything he wanted. As far as this mumbling fool here, well, he should not be allowed to move up to the city. Simple as that. We're thick and if he's as smart as he says he is, he'll stay well the fuck away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 One of the biggest problems with this is the timing. Being announced in June means the fans have got a few weeks before they can show their disdain at the decision by not turning up at matches and the like Someone needs to put back up the banner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 There needs to be Anti Kinnear stuff as loud as possible as soon as possible. This can't be allowed to go on for long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Someone just said this clown is on Alan Brazil's show tomorrow morning. Shudder to think what he will make an arse of this time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 This is so bad it's amusing. Ashley clearly hasn't learnt from past mistakes. Above all Kinnear has a problem with compulsive lying, that or he is suffering from marble loss - both of which should exclude him from being considered for any management role. For me the most incredible thing about this is not that Kinnear believes he is the hidden gem of the managerial world, we know he's deluded. It's that someone believed him. Mike is either a good troll, or more out of touch than I thought remotely possible. It's just daft. If I were Arsene Wenger i would release a statement to the effect that JFK does not have his number, that would be priceless. Considering everything else that he's said, I'm just assuming that he's been calling his local takeaway and they've been too polite to tell him that he's called Pizza Express instead of Manchester United. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 This quote is where it all stopped being funny for me, the stark reality that this jibbering old fool is our DoF and its going to be a long horrible road ahead for all involved. Matt Spiro @mattspiro 5h Cabaye is high up on Monaco wish list. Arrival of a sporting director who calls him Yohan Kebab unlikely to convince him to stay at #NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) This is one of the first times I can remember where almost the whole of the Northeast press is being openly critical. Usually most of them are too worried about their access. Edited February 6, 2024 by timeEd32 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Thought this must have been his old thread, but nope 143 pages in a couple of days One sleep and I had 60 pages to catch up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I was wondering "why" Ashley did this. I mean, I can't understand what good can JFK brings to Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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