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Tom Cool

 

Matt Duchey  Fabio Colochinos  Poo Yongo-Bongo  Dave Santa

 

 

Hatem Ben Affri  Chick Tote  Yohan Kebab  Joe Goaltierrez

 

 

Yo Goofy

 

 

Papa Sissy

 

I am supposed to be observing undergraduate presentations but burst out laughing as I saw this!

 

Where at?

 

The university in London where I work. Had a quick peek of the thread before starting.

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Tom Cool

 

Matt Duchey  Fabio Colochinos  Poo Yongo-Bongo  Dave Santa

 

 

Hatem Ben Affri  Chick Tote  Yohan Kebab  Joe Goaltierrez

 

 

Yo Goofy

 

 

Papa Sissy

 

EDIT:

 

Subs:  Bob Ellerington, Mark Williams, Al-Masad Al-Haidar, Sylvia Marvins, Mousse Sock, Shola Ameyeebi, the black lad's brother.

 

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Papa See-Saw

 

Isn't there a Bayern Munich forum you need to go and be a dick on?

 

Aren't there some unnecessary calories you need to go and consume?

 

There is no such thing as unnecessary calories.

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Okay, let's think about this "rationally", JFK is a genius, as he says, so he was clearly speaking in code.

 

So what was he trying to tell us by purposely mispronouncing these players names, and offending them so blatantly.

 

Yohan Kebab - Must enjoy a night out and has been indulging in the kind of unhealthy food that comes along with that. His fitness subsequently isn't good enough. Doesn't cover enough ground. Will be sold.

 

Goaltierrez - An ironic dig at Jonas' lack of goal scoring ability for a forward player. Deemed not good enough also. Set to be ditched.

 

Ben Afrri / Ben Afra - So unimpressed was he with Hatem, that he insulted him twice! Feels he's suffered every Affriction known to man, such is his injury history. Given Afra chance he's always off to France for treatment. Not happy with his availability and trips to France. Sell, sell, sell.

 

Papiss Sissy - Yeah, Papiss scores every once in a while, but where is the brute force and physicality every old school manager craves in his centreforward? Where's the fight eh? Too soft, and will be offloaded.

 

These are the four who will be moved on to re-shape the team, and yesterday's interview was just setting the wheels in motion.

 

In reality we're all just not smart enough to comprehend the genius of JFK.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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