RodneyCisse Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Shit tattoo done shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 What a set of gnashers - could make tombstones with those. She could eat an apple through a letterbox with those chompers. 1:25 "have yi started? Ah cannit feel anything!"......That's probably because there's an 8-inch layer of blubber between the needle and the nearest nerve-ending. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 She looks like a creation of ''Spitting Image''. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DebuchyAndTheBeast Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 What's the reverse of "Dat Ass" Ssa Tad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 HAd them to beat us all three times, had them to beat Manu and beat citeh in the league, had them also to fuck up against hull. Citeh will win this, if it's 0-0 after 15-20mins I'll worry then but think an early goal will knock the stuffing out of them and it'll be an easy game for citeh. As it is I'm going to hang fire, see what's what, if it's 0-0 at that time I'll hoy my money on them, but really think it'll be over quite quickly. Last citeh manager to take a cup final lightly lost his job, mostly the same team will not want that to happen again. This game actually means something more than citeh just turning up and beating whoever to gain league points, thry need to show strength in their title run in, wobble here while already effectively out of the CL and it everyone questions them, I'm sure the old cunt knows this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I'm trying to thing of something else to do instead of watching this match. Might buy a dog and take it for a long walk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Gaggle of mackem lasses at Central, all in identical brand new red and white scarfs and club shop carriers looking like they're off on a hen do. Must have bought all their new merchandise when they were at the ground for the Southampton game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I'm not a gambling man so I don't know, can you get odds on city scoring at least 4? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 What a set of gnashers - could make tombstones with those. Had the misfortune of going to school with this fat fuck and her equally fatter sister what a couple of fucking inbreds her whole family live red and white its so sickening. These were the stupid bastards that were on premier passions too her sister having safc curtains and bedspread aged 25.....what hope is there for these cunts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Confirms our suspicions that she is a wrong un. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Confirms our suspicions that she is a wrong un. Shes 41 eurgh wouldnt touch that with a stolen cock Her parents (mother in video recording her getting her lard arse done) calls her car after safc players shes currently driving a red clio called Darren Bent FFS Her and her sister dont associate with anything NUFC for example Wont go to Newcastle to shop eat night out etc they prefer the delights of mackemdom her sister once got fucked in the toilets by Martin Gray in Annabelles..classy chick Cleaned their bank out when Northern Rock sponsored us Wont eat sugar puffs And to top it off wont wear anything that is black with any white on. Which is a shame because we all know black and white makes fat chicks slimmer This family is truly obsessed with SAFC its an integral part of their lives its pathetic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 They would definitely rather we didn't win it than they did like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Mackem Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 They would definitely rather we didn't win it than they did like. I wouldn't. I spoke to three Mags at work today, and two of them said they want us to win it on Sunday. They are good lads mind, salt of the earth. The 3rd lad can't bare the thought of us winning it, not because I would take the piss (I wouldn't do that, well just a gentle ribbing) but because he is convinced that Newcastle deserve to win a trophy before us. Any chance you lot can beat Hull tomorrow and keep them in the relegation mix ? Steve Bruce, who I normally think is a decent bloke, is starting to get on my tits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Friend of a friend on Facebook got two tickets for the final but decided to get 50 people to pay him 20quid and then he'd draw two numbers out of a bag and they would get ticket. So he makes a grand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Report the cunt. Genuine Sunderland fans missing out and he's ripping the piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Caulkin is always an excellent read and seems like a decent fella to boot. However, I’m not reading that shit. The fuck's wrong with some people? You think you'll be less of a jawdee cos sky tell you to hate these pricks? Stick all the hype up yer arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Caulkin is always an excellent read and seems like a decent fella to boot. However, I’m not reading that s***. The f***'s wrong with some people? You think you'll be less of a jawdee cos sky tell you to hate these pricks? Stick all the hype up yer arse. Fucking Hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flartyblartclart Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Caulkin is always an excellent read and seems like a decent fella to boot. However, I’m not reading that shit. The fuck's wrong with some people? You think you'll be less of a jawdee cos sky tell you to hate these pricks? Stick all the hype up yer arse. What the almighty fuck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Friend of a friend on Facebook got two tickets for the final but decided to get 50 people to pay him 20quid and then he'd draw two numbers out of a bag and they would get ticket. So he makes a grand Decent way of doing it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Isn't that illegal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Friend of a friend on Facebook got two tickets for the final but decided to get 50 people to pay him 20quid and then he'd draw two numbers out of a bag and they would get ticket. So he makes a grand Genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/087/clvrgrl.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Loads of the fuckers on the metro now, acting the billy big bollocks with their shitty little sewtcases. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 They're all coming out the woodwork on facey b now as well. People (mainly lasses) I used to work with that I'm certain used to moan about their boyfriend/partner/husband whatever watching football changing their pictures to the sunderland badge. Seen quite a few status' this week begging for tickets, again from people I didn't realise gave two fucks. Not saying we wouldn't have the same situation if we were in their position, but I'm so tempted to pull them up on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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