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Alan '48 points' Pardew


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Guest firetotheworks

It's as staggering as those Messi stats were tbh, just on the shit scale rather than the amazing scale.

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Guest Roger Kint

It's as staggering as those Messi stats were tbh, just on the shit scale rather than the amazing scale.

 

Liverpool/Newcastle average shots over 16 games is 261/250, scored 42 more than us :lol:

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Happy for the list of Unwanted Records to go in the AP of this thread. If someone can knock up a starter pack of 7-8 of them, I'll pop them in the OP. Then we can build as we go.

 

Suggest we keep it to punchy bullet points rather than graphics. So it can be copy and pasted more easily by lurkers etc.

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Along with blindly lumping it into the box and hoping something happens, it's pretty blatant that Pardew has implemented a "shoot from anywhere" policy in an attempt to continue masking the horrendous lack of creativity in his teams. It's sheer desperation to hope that shooting wildly from range will lead to goals, either directly or via rebounds/deflections/etc.

 

It'll be alot worse next season too without Remy, as he's the only one remaining after Cabaye's sale who is actually a serious threat from range. A couple of injuries to whoever we'll bring in (if anyone) and it'll be Shola slicing and scuffing it from 30 yards out and Tiote skying it from 40 next season whilst Pardew bemoans the sale of Ben Arfa.

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Premier League era maybe.

 

Harvey, Keegan & Sir Bobby are 3 off the top of my head.

 

Seymour, Cunningham, Cox

 

You'd like to Seymour Cox.

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Premiership table since turn of the year would be "interesting"

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2014/4/23/1398257565972/Premier-League-table-2014-001.jpg

 

11 defeats ffs :lol:

 

I'm surprised we're as high as 18th with 13 points mind. West Ham, Villa and Palace should hang their heads in shame...

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