Guest Roger Kint Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Premiership table since turn of the year would be "interesting" A 50/50 split table between the two halves of the season would be pretty horrific mind. 4 wins from 19 barring anything silly in the next three Edit: Cant even count Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Premiership table since turn of the year would be "interesting" http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2014/4/23/1398257565972/Premier-League-table-2014-001.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Yeah but that's ALL because Cabaye's gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 15.6 shots per game, I'd bet 70-80% of them are long range, can you confirm Happy Face? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Premiership table since turn of the year would be "interesting" http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2014/4/23/1398257565972/Premier-League-table-2014-001.jpg How has Pardew not been sacked FFS? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 15.6 shots per game, I'd bet 70-80% of them are Tiote, can you confirm Happy Face? FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 -20 goal difference in 16 matches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 It's as staggering as those Messi stats were tbh, just on the shit scale rather than the amazing scale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 15.6 shots per game, I'd bet 70-80% of them are long range, can you confirm Happy Face? Shots outside box... 10/11 - 33% 11/12 - 48% 12/13 - 50% 13/14 - 54% Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 It's as staggering as those Messi stats were tbh, just on the shit scale rather than the amazing scale. Liverpool/Newcastle average shots over 16 games is 261/250, scored 42 more than us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Happy for the list of Unwanted Records to go in the AP of this thread. If someone can knock up a starter pack of 7-8 of them, I'll pop them in the OP. Then we can build as we go. Suggest we keep it to punchy bullet points rather than graphics. So it can be copy and pasted more easily by lurkers etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Along with blindly lumping it into the box and hoping something happens, it's pretty blatant that Pardew has implemented a "shoot from anywhere" policy in an attempt to continue masking the horrendous lack of creativity in his teams. It's sheer desperation to hope that shooting wildly from range will lead to goals, either directly or via rebounds/deflections/etc. It'll be alot worse next season too without Remy, as he's the only one remaining after Cabaye's sale who is actually a serious threat from range. A couple of injuries to whoever we'll bring in (if anyone) and it'll be Shola slicing and scuffing it from 30 yards out and Tiote skying it from 40 next season whilst Pardew bemoans the sale of Ben Arfa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Updated OP. Where's the 3+ goals one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Updated OP. Where's the 3+ goals one? Signature. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 May as well change the thread title to unwanted records as well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Are we having a "Wanted Records" thread too? For balance? Like winning at Old Trafford etc. Please go away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I posted that months ago, what have you done that for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I posted that months ago. You've since seen the light Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Can the first unwanted record be "2nd longest serving Premier League manager?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hydeous Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Also, third longest serving Newcastle United manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 How do we know they're unwanted? He could be a sadist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Also, third longest serving Newcastle United manager. Na. Our chairman of selectors were pretty successful. Bring them back!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Also, third longest serving Newcastle United manager. Surely not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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