Darth Crooks Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Must have been a fire alarm during his last labotomy judging by the way the thick cunt carries on like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 whats gan on None of it is Pardew's fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Is it true since he's been here we have a goal difference of -59. All comps I get to -34. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 "admitted that 'he and his squad'" He's a fucking divvy, why would you continue on with this shit after what happened last night? He's pretty much unsavable at this point but trying to again pass the blame is going to do him no favours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Are they saying he's developing a backbone? I've got copies if the beano with more spine than that cunt . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I think what really annoys me the most is that his best spells as manager have come from Ben Arfa being unplayable, and he thanks him by treating him like he has done. The best games of the Pardew era have been WBA away & Liverpool home in 11-12. We were exceptional those games but he ripped apart that system and tried to get Ben Arfa working harder going towards his own goal. The man's an idiot who talks shite. We played some decent stuff September - December but there were some utterly gash performances thrown in there too for good measure, and of course any game where we dared to lead at half time meant 45 minutes of backs to the wall football. The performances since the turn of the year have been diabolical and worse than anything we served up under Souness, Allardyce or Roeder, and those 3 dished out less managerial headbutts. The derby performances speak for themselves. The heavy losses speak for themselves. The amount of players who have regressed speaks for itself. Set pieces started badly and went downhill from there. He swaps left backs every game ffs. Obertan inexplicably still crops up on the bench every now and again. Youngsters who may have a future like Sammy are cast aside for cloggers like Dan Gosling who will leave the club in a week. Yanga-Mbiwa cost £7m but is 4th choice centre half. The Cardiff cup performance. Injuries? We're going to get relegated, get the white flag out. Shola for PM. Yes there's a modicum of sympathy for Cabaye going and not being replaced but he knew what he was getting himself into and a real manager would have integrated Marveaux and HBA to add some creativity, not jettison them from the 18. Just go, for fuck sake, you can't even stand in your technical area without being booed by your own fans. Where can you possibly go from here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 the hoofball tactical masterplan for the derby was both unbelievable and unforgiveable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 So according to that Journal article he's been unsuccessful in persuading the board to extend Shola's contract Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 "Please bring someone else in to take the blame when we lose" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 So according to that Journal article he's been unsuccessful in persuading the board to extend Shola's contract I think he knows we're not going to get more than one new striker in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 "Please bring someone else in to take the blame when we lose" yep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 if he does stay, he needs to change the coaching staff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 So according to that Journal article he's been unsuccessful in persuading the board to extend Shola's contract Would have liked to hear the conversation. I assume it went something like: AP: Orwite Lee, Orwite Mike, I fink we needs to offer Shola a new deal, we was playing well now he is in the team holding it up LC/MA: Fuck off Alan, you're off your tits...again. We'll bin him off like we did Perch so you are forced to play our players who aren't utterly shit you fucking buffoon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsah Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 That's the only thing in the article that anyone needs to read - his calls for a 1 year extension have fallen on deaf ears... This man cannot be allowed to take us forwards... Please. For the love of god. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 So according to that Journal article he's been unsuccessful in persuading the board to extend Shola's contract Surely even the arse in charge can see offering Shola any form of contract after June 1st is a sackable offence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Mashley will probably do a Swansea and appoint him as manager instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 He sounds really confident in us investing, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10808018/Newcastle-United-manager-Alan-Pardew-feels-full-fury-of-fans-despite-victory-which-condemns-Cardiff-to-relegation.html http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/toon-army-up-the-ante-but-newcastle-manager-alan-pardew-wont-be-walking-9323014.html National stuff starting to come out now, apologies if famous Welsh footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 You have to accept that, unfortunately, when you lose six as a Newcastle manager... Love how this is said as though it's a regular thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Why is he so persistent that its just a 6 game run of bad form? Its half a season man the arrogant cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 What has happened this last week has been fantastic, I can imagine Pardew choking on his cornflakes reading the papers in the morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Why is he so persistent that its just a 6 game run of bad form? Its half a season man the arrogant cunt. Desperate spin attempt. Has fooled some. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 What has happened this last week has been fantastic, I can imagine Pardew choking on his cornflakes reading the papers in the morning. Thing is, they won't be his. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Bored with nothing better to do, so just thought I'd rant about footballing reasons applying to this season only as to why I hate Pardew (ignored his lies/excuses/lack of ambition/ties with Ashley): 1) Doesn't have a clue how to get players to pass and move effectively on the training ground, resulting in players turning up every week looking like they have no clue how they're meant to be creating goals as a team other than to just kick it forward and chase the ball (or try lots of 30-40 yard shots). 2) Lack of a single footballing philosophy that he sticks by. Ben Arfa has himself said Pardew sometimes asks them to kick it, other times to pass it. It’s no wonder the players look clueless so often, they’re being coached by someone who himself doesn’t know what style of play he believes in. How are they meant to excel at one given that other teams (with top managers) all focus on one style that they build upon? It's like a vicious cycle under this guy. Hoofball doesn't work because it's inherently flawed (and a waste of genuine talent if you have any) and difficult to implement without someone like Carroll up front. So we resort to having to pass when results reflect the state of the hoofball and Pardew gets desperate: but then trying to pass doesn't work because it's difficult to implement, not something you can just switch on and off if players aren't drilled to move and show for each other. So when passing doesn't work we resort to hoofball because that's what Pardew believes in, but then we're back to the beginning of the cycle. And all of this is the manager's doing. 3) Utterly and totally reliant on top class players to gloss over his own failings and keep the team's neck above water. I think it has been lost on some people that Remy and Cabaye are/were damn good CL calibre players who we were lucky to have in the first place. It’s not a given for a low spending mid table club to have players of that calibre. Pardew building up a complete dependency on that level of player to such an extent that we’re talking about serious relegation form without them is just an insane situation to have when we factor in him not being sacked for it. 4) Gameplans, or lack thereof. Plan A = negative stop the opposition hit and hope stuff, already covered earlier in this rant. Plan B = ??. Or more precisely, "throw Shola on and launch it". Worst NUFC team I've ever seen when we go a goal behind. Again, all entirely to do with Pardew. 5) Defending, or lack thereof. Despite his unbearably negative approach to the game and all the changes he makes aimed at nullifying the opposition, we leak goals left, right and centre far too often. He plays defensive "wingers" to stop opposition fullbacks, and those fullbacks still go and create goals for their teams. The guy thinks he's a tactical genius clearly, but it's obvious he just clueless in this department and none of what he does actually helps. Might be worth throwing defending at set pieces into here. 5) Formations. Could have played 4-3-3 for the whole season given that anyone who isn't blind can see it suits our squad of players best (and has done since 11/12) - but other than a handful of appearances Pardew has refused to play it for unknown reasons, just like he did for the entirety of last season when he nearly got us relegated. 4-3-3 suits all of our players best, but that clearly doesn’t matter because… 6) Could have played Ben Arfa as a right wing forward for the whole season, especially after the sale of Cabaye - after one average game vs Hull Hatem hasn’t played a single game there. 7) Could have started Marveaux in every game since Cabaye's sale, especially after Marveaux has looked a class act in the AM role on a number of occasions (especially the Christmas period in 12/13 vs ManU and Arsenal no less) - but no, Pardew refuses to even field Marveaux whilst Shola and Gosling get run outs. 8) Openly stated in the media that due to Cabaye's sale we would be switching from a passing game to a "different approach". Started Shola next game and we hoofed it to him at every opportunity. Pardew's idea, Pardew's vision, Pardew's responsibility. It’s clear as day that he genuinely believes in this “hoof it” nonsense. 9) We briefly had a moderately solid centreback pairing in Yanga MBwia and Williamson who seemed to complement each other well, with MBwia especially starting to look like the player he was described as being when we signed him. After losing his place to Colo for no real reason, Yanga hasn’t been seen at centreback since, and somehow even ended up behind Steven Taylor in the queue despite Saylor being Saylor. Just another in a long line of inexplicable decisions from Pardew where he is destroying the confidence of a promising player for unknown reasons. 10) Was obvious from very early on that Sissoko + Gouffran on the wings would not work in the long run. Neither provide any creativity and both are average “footballers” at best when being played out of position (we have no idea what they’d be like in their natural positions as Pardew refuses to play them there). Why does Pardew refuse to see this? Well, we all know why, because they’re only there to defend as that’s all Pardew sees. Same way he started Jonas in nearly every game in 12/13. Rant over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Might bookmark that so I have to stop explaining after 'he got u fif tho'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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