Guest bimpy474 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 It's the pocket square that makes it for me. You'd be legs up, poop shoot open wide for him. Well... thanks for that bimps. I'm sure Alan would thank you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Alan Pardew is like an actor who does not quite nail the part. He wants to portray an image of cool, calm sophistication, with a steely edge, but he slips out of character under pressure and reverts to type. http://oi46.tinypic.com/14lof95.jpg Hipster cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Wondering if Just For Men do a silver? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I bet he is genuinely shocked at the reaction this has caused. Probably can't wrap his little brain around the whole thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I bet he is genuinely shocked at the reaction this has caused. Probably can't wrap his little brain around the whole thing. Probably thinking 'why didn't I just take a tumble when he shoved me'. Well that's what I would be thinking anyways Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 ‘When you’re the king, you can do anything’ :lol: I think I'm beginning to like him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 ‘When you’re the king, you can do anything’ :lol: I think I'm beginning to like him. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69627000/jpg/_69627639_pardew_reuters.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I now hate him more than ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Nailed it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Head butts people and is also a dinner thief. He is scum, sub human scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Nailed it. I best have got this right FFS You did, unless you're Brett or Ian. Then it's wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I'll give you that one, ST Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Mirror thinks a stadium ban for 10 games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Mirror thinks a stadium ban for 10 games. Was my guess. We shall find out soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 How in any manner of speaking is it worse than what Ince did? Absolute nonsense. If he gets a 10 game stadium ban, he should sue the shit out of them and ask how that's worse than a manager threatening to 'do' an official if he ever sees him again after pushing him against a wall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Ince just got lucky the number 5 was pulled out the hat. Pardew might strike lucky yet, there's no thought process or debate taking place with these muppets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tollemache Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Yeah I think a very small fine indeed (looking at examples such as £40k for racial abuse) and a ban of 2 or 3 games would be about right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Nothing like this has happened before afaik so there's no precedent to go by. They could give him anything tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 The fact that Pardew's incident was caught live on television will ensure that the punishment is far more severe than Ince's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 There's seriously no point in employing a manager who is banned for ten games Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 This cunt is so untouchable and safe in his position that it's fucking ridiculous! A stadium ban for 10 games will change fuck all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 There's seriously no point in employing a manager who is banned for ten games We're talking about an owner that was willing to keep the job open for a guy who had a heart attack in the middle of a tight relegation battle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tollemache Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Fucking hell... just did a quick google for examples of other fines for out-of-the-ordinary misdemeanours and found that when Mourinho poked Vilanova in the eye he was fined... 600 Euros. Ooof Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Yeah I think a very small fine indeed (looking at examples such as £40k for racial abuse) and a ban of 2 or 3 games would be about right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 f***ing hell... just did a quick google for examples of other fines for out-of-the-ordinary misdemeanours and found that when Mourinho poked Vilanova in the eye he was fined... 600 Euros. Ooof Doesn't count on here because he's one of the best managers in the world, it happened in another country and it was assault on a coach and not a player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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