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An absolute joke of a manager and when you think this club can't be ridiculed any more then we already have keep on pulling out these gems.

He has lost it, well a long time ago, now he has resorted to children tactics and excuses.

Ban him from having any sort of word when bringing in new players, bringing in new players, bringing in new players......

BRINGING

IN

NEW

PLAYERS.

 

Kill your self Alan, do us all a favour.

 

 

Jesus, you really went for that last sentence didn't you.

 

Too much?

 

Too little. He should kill Ashley, throw the body off the Tyne bridge and jump in after it.

 

Also, please stay mattis. I like you. No homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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An absolute joke of a manager and when you think this club can't be ridiculed any more then we already have keep on pulling out these gems.

He has lost it, well a long time ago, now he has resorted to children tactics and excuses.

Ban him from having any sort of word when bringing in new players, bringing in new players, bringing in new players......

BRINGING

IN

NEW

PLAYERS.

 

Kill your self Alan, do us all a favour.

 

 

Jesus, you really went for that last sentence didn't you.

 

Too much?

 

You need to ask?

 

Well, as you could imagine (?), i wouldn't want him to actually kill himself if that makes you a happy puppy.

 

It does :lol:

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"We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever."  Did we?

 

:lol:

 

He never said that?

 

We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered.

 

He absolutely did say that.  :lol:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27005481

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Interviewer trolling him at the start aswell, "are you glad its only the 1 today Alan?"

 

It's f***ing funny that he is so blatantly lying through his teeth. He f***ing knows it too. 

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"We had 3 or 4 chances today, and just blocked on the line or whatever."  Did we?

 

:lol:

 

He never said that?

 

We had one effort on target, Tiote from around 30 yards, comfortably gathered.

 

He absolutely did say that.  :lol:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27005481

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Interviewer trolling him at the start aswell, "are you glad its only the 1 today Alan?"

 

It's f***ing funny that he is so blatantly lying through his teeth. He f***ing knows it too.

 

Would like to say his lies are a product of the pressure getting to him but really its just another day at the office for ol' pardle.

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An absolute joke of a manager and when you think this club can't be ridiculed any more then we already have keep on pulling out these gems.

He has lost it, well a long time ago, now he has resorted to children tactics and excuses.

Ban him from having any sort of word when bringing in new players, bringing in new players, bringing in new players......

BRINGING

IN

NEW

PLAYERS.

 

Kill your self Alan, do us all a favour.

 

 

Jesus, you really went for that last sentence didn't you.

 

Too much?

 

You need to ask?

 

Well, as you could imagine (?), i wouldn't want him to actually kill himself if that makes you a happy puppy.

 

It does :lol:

 

It's just, we are talking about a man that is killing our club beside the field with his antics and showing absolutely no respect towards our club.

He could treat himself just as bad.

How else are we getting rid of this monster?

In no way is it okay to wish death upon any human being, i agree on that.

And for all parts it would be the best if he decided to just move on.

 

From this world to the next?

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He's so much like Frank Abignale Jr it's unbelievable. Pretending to be a football manager and just lying about absolutely everything.

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He's so much like Frank Abignale Jr it's unbelievable. Pretending to be a football manager and just lying about absolutely everything.

 

:lol: Yeah, the difference being that he thinks he's this intelligent, ascended human, when in reality he's a cheap suit wearing bad skin prick.

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He's so much like Frank Abignale Jr it's unbelievable. Pretending to be a football manager and just lying about absolutely everything.

Abignale has charm, charisma, and was successful in pulling off his cons, Pardew isn't. Pardew is more like Charles Ponzi.
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He's so much like Frank Abignale Jr it's unbelievable. Pretending to be a football manager and just lying about absolutely everything.

Abignale has charm, charisma, and was successful in pulling off his cons, Pardew isn't. Pardew is more like Charles Ponzi.

 

Not that it really matters like, but I disagree. If I'd meant Ponzi I would have said Ponzi.

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Reminds me of that South Park where they were trying to lose in the Little League playoffs.

 

:lol:

 

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o271/baller1225/905_trashtalkin-3.jpg

 

''..I thought this was America...''

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Daily fucking mail, do your research you bunch of fucktards:

 

Maybe so, but a quick look at the table shows Newcastle comfortably in the top 10. There hasn’t even been the hint of a relegation battle all season.

 

OK, it’s another trophyless season, but that has been the case since 1969.

 

Overall Pardew has done a good job in just over four years at the club, a stint which incredibly makes him the second longest serving manager in the Premier League behind Arsene Wenger.

 

I would suggest the Toon Army put their foot on the ball, be more patient with Pards and be careful what they wish for.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2603213/THE-FOOTBALL-GRAPEVINE-Arsenal-join-hunt-Lukaku-cost-spirals-40m-Spurs-look-sell-flop-Lamela-Italy-half-price-paid.html

 

Muppets!

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is that sunday sun back page real listing all the losses and the apology thing?

 

It still didn't have enough room to list the other loss to the mackems this season.

 

It was making reference to 2014 specifically, I think.

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Has anyone actually blamed local press before??

 

To be honest, I found the arrogance of the club a little unsettling when they banned them originally and even more so that they still expect them to tiptoe round the facts. Why the f*** should they you utter bellends.

 

Though the thought of Pards just ignoring them like a petulant child is a little amusing  :lol:

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