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Alan Pardew has managed #NUFC for seven derbies.  Chris Hughton for one.

 

Both have scored 5 goals against #SAFC

 

Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

 

Staggering these.

 

Tempted to start a "Pardew's Unwanted Records" thread to complement his Official Excuses thread, just so there is somewhere else to point people to who say "Pardew is doing an alright job". Three Pardew threads would sadden me though. One is too many.

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Correct me if I'm mistaken but unless we score against Cardiff we will have scored the same amount of goals as Sunderland at St James' Park in potentially 8-9 months (next season IF we score then)?

 

We have scored 3 at SJP in 2014, so if we don't score against Cardiff, we will have scored the same amount of goals at Sunderland at SJP for at least 7 months.

 

Skewed slightly by the summer break but still incredibly poor, just another incredulously shit statistic to add to the ever growing pile.

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Alan Pardew has managed #NUFC for seven derbies.  Chris Hughton for one.

 

Both have scored 5 goals against #SAFC

 

Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

 

Staggering these.

 

Tempted to start a "Pardew's Unwanted Records" thread to complement his Official Excuses thread, just so there is somewhere else to point people to who say "Pardew is doing an alright job". Three Pardew threads would sadden me though. One is too many.

 

:thup: OP should just be THE LIST

 

On another note it's disgusting that one more season under this fraud and he'll have been here longer than Keegan was!

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Alan Pardew has managed #NUFC for seven derbies.  Chris Hughton for one.

 

Both have scored 5 goals against #SAFC

 

Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

 

Staggering these.

 

Tempted to start a "Pardew's Unwanted Records" thread to complement his Official Excuses thread, just so there is somewhere else to point people to who say "Pardew is doing an alright job". Three Pardew threads would sadden me though. One is too many.

 

Good idea. :thup: It would be great if they were all added to the opening post as well.

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Alan Pardew has managed #NUFC for seven derbies.  Chris Hughton for one.

 

Both have scored 5 goals against #SAFC

 

Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

 

Staggering these.

 

Tempted to start a "Pardew's Unwanted Records" thread to complement his Official Excuses thread, just so there is somewhere else to point people to who say "Pardew is doing an alright job". Three Pardew threads would sadden me though. One is too many.

 

was gonna suggest this actually, however i’d have an OP with the good things he’s done for a bit of honest balance and see where it goes

 

the win at OT springs to mind, and er…. :lol:

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Alan Pardew has managed #NUFC for seven derbies.  Chris Hughton for one.

 

Both have scored 5 goals against #SAFC

 

Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

 

Staggering these.

 

Tempted to start a "Pardew's Unwanted Records" thread to complement his Official Excuses thread, just so there is somewhere else to point people to who say "Pardew is doing an alright job". Three Pardew threads would sadden me though. One is too many.

 

Would make a good blog as well to be honest.

 

More ammo for the Mag and local media

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Premiership table since turn of the year would be "interesting"

 

Won one more than cardiff on that front so the scoring is the worst ting since then.

 

Bottom of the form league since march though.

 

Will be "bottom" by the end of the season then...

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Premiership table since turn of the year would be "interesting"

 

A 50/50 split table between the two halves of the season would be pretty horrific mind. 4 wins from 19 barring anything silly in the next three :lol:

 

Edit: Cant even count :lol:

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Premiership table since turn of the year would be "interesting"

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2014/4/23/1398257565972/Premier-League-table-2014-001.jpg

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It's as staggering as those Messi stats were tbh, just on the shit scale rather than the amazing scale.

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It's as staggering as those Messi stats were tbh, just on the shit scale rather than the amazing scale.

 

Liverpool/Newcastle average shots over 16 games is 261/250, scored 42 more than us :lol:

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Happy for the list of Unwanted Records to go in the AP of this thread. If someone can knock up a starter pack of 7-8 of them, I'll pop them in the OP. Then we can build as we go.

 

Suggest we keep it to punchy bullet points rather than graphics. So it can be copy and pasted more easily by lurkers etc.

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Along with blindly lumping it into the box and hoping something happens, it's pretty blatant that Pardew has implemented a "shoot from anywhere" policy in an attempt to continue masking the horrendous lack of creativity in his teams. It's sheer desperation to hope that shooting wildly from range will lead to goals, either directly or via rebounds/deflections/etc.

 

It'll be alot worse next season too without Remy, as he's the only one remaining after Cabaye's sale who is actually a serious threat from range. A couple of injuries to whoever we'll bring in (if anyone) and it'll be Shola slicing and scuffing it from 30 yards out and Tiote skying it from 40 next season whilst Pardew bemoans the sale of Ben Arfa.

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