Teasy Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 from vice magazine: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/print/vices-11-favourite-players-of-the-season MANAGER: ALAN PARDEW Who else? The man, the myth, the rectangular framed glasses. The Mercedes coloured hair, the rape gag, the headbutt, the pineapple juice. The man who takes selfies with Babestation girls, the man who stole his fitness coach's dinner, explaining that, "When you're the king, you can do anything." The man who saved Newcastle and systematically dismantled them at the same time. The savvy buyer, the fire-seller. The genius, the idiot, the psychopath, the saviour. The Pards. His team have been absolutely useless for months, he's played some bizarre teams, but they're currently ninth in the table with a few games to go. Only one place behind the massively acclaimed Southampton team. The fans hate him, but probably know deep down that things aren't going to get better with anyone else. Pardew is there, wreaking havoc, ripping the soul out of the team and quietly whispering, "Go on then, see if Steve Bruce will do you any better." His existence is a permanent nightmare for Geordies and one that will only get worse if he goes. Never seen this attributed to him anywhere else. Another clueless wanker spouting his mouth off. Steve Bruce is 10 times the manager Pardew will ever be. Oh and that story was from an autobiography I think, from his west ham days AFAIR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Alan Pardew: King cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rent-A-Quote Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Thursday May 1st “I’ve not picked the team for Cardiff yet but he’s in our squad in terms of being on the rota,” “Hatem trained with a different group to the one I was working with today. “The only thing I’d say to the fans is that I hope the team comes first It’s not about me or Hatem, it’s about the club which is much bigger than any of us as individuals.” It is about you and Hatem, Alan! It is the symbol of our struggle. The last dash of creativity we desperately crave as well all knew, which was confirmed by the club, that we don't want to win a cup. So we long to be entertained. Get the ball, take people on. That's it, nowt complicated or too hard to accomplish. Look what Martinez and Rodgers have done in their new jobs. Just imagine what they would do with a player like Hatem! This is Pardew from April 2011 - September 2011ish.... “Next season? He will play a central role in our attacking line. I want to use him as a playmaker, a number 10, just behind one forward. “I am convinced he is able to score between 10 and 15 goals a season.” “He’s a Newcastle type player – the type that fans love up here, but unfortunately we haven’t seen him." “My view is that he can’t play out wide. He has not got the relish for it and his best football comes through the middle." “He’s a player that can reach heights that other players can’t reach – that Heineken player if you like. “He brings a creative force to the team that is different to what we have and he’s different to a lot of players in the Premier League. He’s elusive.” What Happened, Alan? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Heineken player? the fuck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Tbf he's made HBA a lot more elusive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Fuck the king #GOT If Pardew makes it to his 4th full season with us... I wonder what happens in the first episode. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I just can't comprehend this. 3 points out of 21, and you're vindicated? f*** off man. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Cardiff are utterly woeful. We were at home. Beating them is like managing to get to work without shitting yourself then telling everyone what a great employee you are. It's just the expected thing to do, you can't take any pride in it ffs. The man's a f***ing mess. Not that it's even about the recent results- though of course they don't help. It's the horrid football, the negative tactics, the ostracising of anyone with even a modicum of talent in favour of try-hard workhorses, and that every player who arrived with a good reputation has started well then got progressively worse under his tenure. Saying we're unhappy with the 6 defeats in a row is like shitting all over someone's floor and sticking a flag in it, then when they complain you tell everyone it's because they didn't like the colour of the flag. Yes, there's a lot of poo references in there. Make of that what you will. Well said. He's a turd that won't flush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 "We need to replace him for sure, maybe bring in three or four and move a couple of positions as well.” Wtf is this slaver now? Move a couple of players to left back or move your office to Lindesfarne you terminal c***! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Another clueless wanker spouting his mouth off. Steve Bruce is 10 times the manager Pardew will ever be. Oh and that story was from an autobiography I think, from his west ham days AFAIR. I really don't think he is mind, would be a marginal improvement at best. We need rid of Pardew for sure, but Steve Bruce really isn't the answer imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Was it Mick Quinn who had it on good authority that Pardew would be replaced in the summer? Is Quinn well connected within the club to be believed? If it is from my quote it came from Steve Howey who was standing in for Quinn at a talk in last week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Fuck the king #GOT If Pardew makes it to his 4th full season with us... I wonder what happens in the first episode. Something entirely different to what you think happened thats for sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Fuck the king #GOT If Pardew makes it to his 4th full season with us... I wonder what happens in the first episode. Something entirely different to what you think happened thats for sure D'oh I'll wait an episode, but that's all the patience I have left for that little turd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Can't believe this cunt is getting a bonus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Fuck the king #GOT If Pardew makes it to his 4th full season with us... I wonder what happens in the first episode. Something entirely different to what you think happened thats for sure D'oh I'll wait an episode, but that's all the patience I have left for that little turd. Worth the wait for it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Its rotten when guff like that gets rewarded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Its rotten when guff like that gets rewarded. Does this mean the likes of Obertan get a bonus too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Funny how they turned in a better performance just to grab that 10th spot Was Pardew's win tbf, nowt to do with the players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Funny how they turned in a better performance just to grab that 10th spot It wasnt that god tbh. Cardiff were minging and we still nearly let it slip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 We beat a side whose arse had fallen out 10 ten game into the season. I knew this golden plumb would pull this spin. He is simply an awful man with no back bone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 "all eligible admin staff employed...." how many is that exactly? one man and his dog in a garden shed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Was it Mick Quinn who had it on good authority that Pardew would be replaced in the summer? Is Quinn well connected within the club to be believed? Micky Quinn another giant turd that spouts hot air on talkshite radio. The guy is a clown, a LFC obsessed freak, who pretends he really cares and is the sole voice for the NUFC supporters. He may had played for us once upon a time but this fat waste is so obsessed with his beloved LFC, he is completely out of touch with our club. Take everything he says with a pinch of salt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Colo recycling Pard's bullshit. He can fuck off as far as I'm concerned. Just goes to show none of them give a fuck and they all took their feet off the pedal the first minute they could afford to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 "all eligible admin staff employed...." how many is that exactly? one man and his dog in a garden shed? Probably not many given Mike is the don of the zero hour contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Now i've only gathered this from the 1 cup run. But knowing the fans well, i'm certain Steve Bruce would take the Cups seriously. He knows if he could get us a Cup, he'd be a living legend for us. Just that little bit of ambition mixed in with ability is probably the best we can get under Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 And if there's a nuclear war we can kill him and feed the whole city for six months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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