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I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me...

 

Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. 

 

This rumour is just to drive down the compo.

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4 minutes ago, Chris_R said:

I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me...

 

Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. 

 

This rumour is just to drive down the compo.


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10 minutes ago, Chris_R said:

I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me...

 

Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. 

 

This rumour is just to drive down the compo.

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24 minutes ago, Chris_R said:

I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me...

 

Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. 

 

This rumour is just to drive down the compo.

If it came out Ashworth was already working for them,  there would be massive consequences. They would be doing absolutely everything in their power to hide him already assisting them and not make it look like it's happening.

 

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10 minutes ago, Interpolic said:

Prick. 

 

 

 

Ashis going to struggle to adjust from all day in his garden to couped up inside OT 5 days a week. 

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5 minutes ago, Dokko said:

 

Ashis going to struggle to adjust from all day in his garden to couped up inside OT 5 days a week. 

...and they have no room so he will have to share an office with two others. 

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Riddled with laziness - on and off the field. Time for them to put in the hours they get paid for, the workshy, sweat-dodging cunts. Time to put some shoulders to the wheel and start making the bosses richer

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1 minute ago, Dr.Spaceman said:

I especially like the fact that the bad guys in this little fable are the plucky office workers earning peanuts and the billionaire brexit supporting liar is our hero.

As it should be.

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32 minutes ago, Nobody said:

Big fan of no nowt boomer cunts asking staff to come back to the offices full time for absolutely no reason. 

Nothing beats losing four hours of efficient work at home to spend it sat or stood on sweatbox trains doing nothing so some no nowt prick can have you in the office. Boomers gonna boom.

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