Chris_R Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me... Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. This rumour is just to drive down the compo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 4 minutes ago, Chris_R said: I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me... Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. This rumour is just to drive down the compo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 10 minutes ago, Chris_R said: I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me... Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. This rumour is just to drive down the compo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseman Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 24 minutes ago, Chris_R said: I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me... Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. This rumour is just to drive down the compo. If it came out Ashworth was already working for them, there would be massive consequences. They would be doing absolutely everything in their power to hide him already assisting them and not make it look like it's happening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 Prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 10 minutes ago, Interpolic said: Prick. Ashis going to struggle to adjust from all day in his garden to couped up inside OT 5 days a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 Mancunian Rees-Mogg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelrouser Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 5 minutes ago, Dokko said: Ashis going to struggle to adjust from all day in his garden to couped up inside OT 5 days a week. ...and they have no room so he will have to share an office with two others. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 16 minutes ago, Interpolic said: Prick. Seriously? WFH is the biggest skive known to man and a hangover from the covid era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 1 minute ago, Beth said: Seriously? WFH is the biggest skive known to man and a hangover from the covid era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 Scouts are going to love 100% office based roles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 3 minutes ago, Beth said: Seriously? WFH is the biggest skive known to man and a hangover from the covid era. Natalie Elphicke enters the chat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 4 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said: Well if they don't like it they can always fuck off and find another job WFH. They won't by the way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 6 minutes ago, TheHoob said: Turns out you were right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 Riddled with laziness - on and off the field. Time for them to put in the hours they get paid for, the workshy, sweat-dodging cunts. Time to put some shoulders to the wheel and start making the bosses richer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 2 minutes ago, Beth said: Well if they don't like it they can always fuck off and find another job WFH. They won't by the way. Love a bit of random vitriol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 That is absolute chef's kiss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 Big fan of no nowt boomer cunts asking staff to come back to the offices full time for absolutely no reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 I especially like the fact that the bad guys in this little fable are the plucky office workers earning peanuts and the billionaire brexit supporting liar is our hero. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 1 minute ago, Dr.Spaceman said: I especially like the fact that the bad guys in this little fable are the plucky office workers earning peanuts and the billionaire brexit supporting liar is our hero. As it should be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 37 minutes ago, Interpolic said: Prick. He reeks of a PFM in owner form. Absolute dinosaur Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 Also, all these leaks suggest there are a fair few ? ? ? on the ship Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 32 minutes ago, Nobody said: Big fan of no nowt boomer cunts asking staff to come back to the offices full time for absolutely no reason. Nothing beats losing four hours of efficient work at home to spend it sat or stood on sweatbox trains doing nothing so some no nowt prick can have you in the office. Boomers gonna boom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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