Boo Boy Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Do none of you have wives? The football is LITERALLY the only possible way to get away from them for a few hours. just go to the pub and watch the games. you still get away from the wife and you still get to watch the game without supporting the parasite. But then i'd miss pre-match with the lads, half time pint and a pie etc. And at the end of the day, you have to support the team (not the regime) otherwise you might have to spend an hour or two with the person you promised to live faithfully with for the rest of your life. Fuck that. anyone who goes is part of the problem. Next season the toon liberation front will start hunting down fans who go and behead the on Al Jazeer until we get a total shut out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Do none of you have wives? The football is LITERALLY the only possible way to get away from them for a few hours. just go to the pub and watch the games. you still get away from the wife and you still get to watch the game without supporting the parasite. But then i'd miss pre-match with the lads, half time pint and a pie etc. And at the end of the day, you have to support the team (not the regime) otherwise you might have to spend an hour or two with the person you promised to live faithfully with for the rest of your life. f*** that. Maybe invest the money you spend on tickets in a depression therapist instead, because you clearly have enormous psychological issues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I might not agree with his pizza toppings, but I agree with Loki on this one. What's the average season ticket price, around £600? I suggest our next protest should be on the 6th minute for the next 600 home games (Note: This will mean buying a season ticket for the next 31 years. Drastic but we really need to show him we're serious this time) we should all sing "Get out of our club". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Do none of you have wives? The football is LITERALLY the only possible way to get away from them for a few hours. just go to the pub and watch the games. you still get away from the wife and you still get to watch the game without supporting the parasite. But then i'd miss pre-match with the lads, half time pint and a pie etc. And at the end of the day, you have to support the team (not the regime) otherwise you might have to spend an hour or two with the person you promised to live faithfully with for the rest of your life. f*** that. Maybe invest the money you spend on tickets in a depression therapist instead, because you clearly have enormous psychological issues. The pies really improved this year, mate. Proper good nosh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Mint craic.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just had a reminder email telling me the deadline is tomorrow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 If it's literally a case of the match, the pub or shopping with the wife, you have to question people's lack of imagination Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 If it's literally a case of the match, the pub or shopping with the wife, you have to question people's lack of imagination Pretty much, there is so much in the world to do other than those things. Express your emotions via poetry, painting, playing an instrument or learn a new craft. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandy Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Has anyone else heard the rumour that sales are currently 10K down on this time last year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 If it's literally a case of the match, the pub or shopping with the wife, you have to question people's lack of imagination Pretty much, there is so much in the world to do other than those things. Express your emotions via poetry, painting, playing an instrument or learn a new craft. Or something more constructive than following nufc - such as stapling your scrot to the wall for the duration of the match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just had a reminder email telling me the deadline is tomorrow To which I responded with Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Why don't these lads just make their wives do the weekly shop at 3pm on a Saturday, or whatever time Sky/BT inconveniently move the games to? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about. I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about. I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games. Whats stopping you taking a bird along to see Ashley's peep show of misery? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Briefly popped into the box office today and asked the security bloke how sales were going , he pulled an embarrassed face went red and laughed ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about. I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games. Whats stopping you taking a bird along to see Ashley's peep show of misery? Ashley’s peep show of misery. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Briefly popped into the box office today and asked the security bloke how sales were going , he pulled an embarrassed face went red and laughed ... Good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I got a reminder about renewing my season ticket. I replied by sending loads of crying laughing emoji’s. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Briefly popped into the box office today and asked the security bloke how sales were going , he pulled an embarrassed face went red and laughed ... Why is modern day culture obsessed with looks? You take no notice of that security guard its what's inside that counts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Briefly popped into the box office today and asked the security bloke how sales were going , he pulled an embarrassed face went red and laughed ... That was me. I thought you said my tail was showing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 haha read it quick...thought you said pooped in the box office... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Need a Reverend Billy outside the box office preaching against the evil of getting a season ticket Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newintoon Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/789659/Newcastle-transfer-news-Rafa-Benitez-Ayoze-Perez/amp Don’t worry lads 100mill transfer kitty/war chest incoming, get renewed sharpish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about. I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you wouldn't Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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