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Must be fucking soul destroying moving from Barca to Stoke man. Like going from shagging Mila Kunis to moving in with Vanessa Feltz.

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Must be fucking soul destroying moving from Barca to Stoke man. Like going from shagging Mila Kunis to moving in with Vanessa Feltz.

 

Story of my life.

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Real and Barca properly doing the who's got a bigger cock competition. It's entire predictable as fuck.

 

You buy Neymar? I raise you Bale

oo. You stole Rakitic? Fuck it, here is world cup winner Kroos in response.

O, you got club golden boot winner Suarez? Here is World Cup golden boot winner James.

 

 

Hope Atletico bum both dry again this season.

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Real and Barca properly doing the who's got a bigger cock competition. It's entire predictable as f***.

 

You buy Neymar? I raise you Bale

oo. You stole Rakitic? f*** it, here is world cup winner Kroos in response.

O, you got club golden boot winner Suarez? Here is World Cup golden boot winner James.

 

 

Hope Atletico bum both dry again this season.

Chelsea took Atletico to their home and mande them their wife, so I doubt this will happen.

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Must be f***ing soul destroying moving from Barca to Stoke man. Like going from shagging Mila Kunis to moving in with Vanessa Feltz.

 

Bojan and Muniesta tipped as potential long-term replacements to Messi and Puyol only 3 years ago, will now be kicking off a wednesday night game at Britannia in November vs. Burnley.

 

Truly fairy-tale stuff.

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Must be f***ing soul destroying moving from Barca to Stoke man. Like going from shagging Mila Kunis to moving in with Vanessa Feltz.

 

Story of my life.

 

Didn't you shag Vanessa Feltz then move in with her though?  :lol:

 

I'll have you know i went with a couple of stunners, both mugged me off tbf :lol:

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:thup:

 

Nothing worse than 'let's have a look what you could've won'

 

God yeah, funnily enough i saw one the other day who i went out with for three odd years, when i was 18 and she was 16 odd and my word she's a stunner now. Made me quite sad.

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James is the most pointless signing in football history.

 

Not sure I agree. They could defend there CL easily with that team.

 

Depends on whether you believe James is an instant improvement on Di Maria or not.

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Kaka man, I can't deal with it when you talk to me about football. :lol:

 

Oh go on, just admit it. You saw that team and thought "My God where's the tackle?!"

 

You must purge yourself of the affliction.

 

Okay I hold my hands up, sometimes when I read your posts I do sometimes think "My God where's the tackle?!"

 

You are extremely cheeky. My football knowledge is very highly regarded on here, and you should embrace that also.

 

:lol:

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Imagine being told a few years ago that Bojan would move to Stoke. :lol: Football, man.

Hope he does well. Stoke actually have a stockpile of forwards, Osaze, Crouch, Arnautovic, Diouf. Definitely will not be easy to get into the side.

Looks like Aurier has joined PSG.

Great young talent. It is a shame he's gone to that club.

 

It seems as though Kalou has decided to skip training at Lille. Presumably to force/facilitate a move back to the Premiership.

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