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Just over a year ago this bellend oversaw Ben Arfa being hounded out of the club and forced Santon and Mbiwa to leave that was essentially the icing on the cake of stripping the club of as many saleable assets as they could get away with.

 

Fast forward a year and he's hired a manager who's presided over the worst PL season we've had while spending club record amounts of money in the process and we're still in danger of being relegated.

 

He should be getting strung up in the next forum never mind getting to spin more bullshit.

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Just over a year ago this bellend oversaw Ben Arfa being hounded out of the club and forced Santon and Mbiwa to leave that was essentially the icing on the cake of stripping the club of as many saleable assets as they could get away with.

 

Fast forward a year and he's hired a manager who's presided over the worst PL season we've had while spending club record amounts of money in the process and we're still in danger of being relegated.

 

He should be getting strung up in the next forum never mind getting to spin more bullshit.

 

Yup. I think if the crowd / protests target his inability to this job specificially, he may break down and cry in public and quit. Doesn't seem like he has any sort of mettle for this kind of a role. Well, we know he doesn't.

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Paul Loughlin (PL): "With 12 games to go, is the club in a crisis?"

 

The club disagreed but understands its current league position and acknowledged it was very disappointing.

 

The club explained that the squad's recent training camp in La Manga, Spain, was designed to help find solutions on the pitch in the final 12 games of the season. The camp was wholly focused on training and recovery, as well as a game.

 

The club appreciates the work required to move up the table and remains confident that it will remain in the Premier League at the end of the season.

 

DM: "What is that belief based on?"

 

The club believes the quality in the squad and some of the team's performances this season are positive indicators, but acknowledged that performances had not been consistent.

 

TP: "Why is there seemingly no price for failure at NUFC. For a number of years now the club's own targets have been failed to be met by those tasked with ensuring they do both at a coaching and boardroom level. The only person to lose their job at NUFC in the last eight years at these levels was the one man who achieved his target and that was Chris Hughton. This worrying trend is mirrored in the playing staff, where poor performances by so called big name players are rewarded by another start for the first team due to a lack of options and depth in certain areas. How does the club expect to improve when there is seemingly no price or consequence for underachievement?"

 

The club believes the squad now has strong options in most positions, enabling changes in team selection to be made where the head coach sees appropriate.

 

The club outlined its work to achieve a stable base, which it believes will help it to realise its aims in the medium and long term

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Imagine though? I mean seriously. Being in Charnley's position, where Ashley trusted you. I'd be like Massimo fuckin Cellino. Sacking cunts left, right and centre.

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So the remit is:

 

No external money put in by the owner

Need to make a profit

Policy is to buy players below their peak and in less attractive markets

Stay in the Premier League

 

You have all of the Premier League, Sky and ticket money to work with

 

You have to work for MA.

 

Course I'd take it. Easiest job in the world

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You'd be far more qualified than Charnley. You'd sack the entire coaching staff and figure out a way to convince Mike Ashley to let you pay a top manager, and you'd figure out a way to save your club, even by working for the devil. (the thought process)

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Working for Ashley aside I'd take the job in a heartbeat. Basically do the opposite of what they've done since sacking Hughton.

 

Bring in top class or highly rated coaches and a new manager who is either proven or very highly rated, overhaul medical and scouting and get the manager and chief scout working closely.

 

Absolute piece of fucking piss.

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Honestly think it's time we hung this guy up in the city centre with his entrails out, Game of Thrones style. Send a message like.

 

Implies he has guts. I reckon his chest would open and a little weird Ashley head would pop out like that bloke whose heart packs in in the Thing.

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Honestly think it's time we hung this guy up in the city centre with his entrails out, Game of Thrones style. Send a message like.

 

What happened to you man, you used to be sensible. :lol: :lol:

 

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Honestly think it's time we hung this guy up in the city centre with his entrails out, Game of Thrones style. Send a message like.

 

What happened to you man, you used to be sensible. :lol: :lol:

 

 

He was the last man standing, but every one falls eventually.

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Honestly think it's time we hung this guy up in the city centre with his entrails out, Game of Thrones style. Send a message like.

 

What happened to you man, you used to be sensible. :lol: :lol:

 

 

He was the last man standing, but every one falls eventually.

 

He's like that massive tree in Avatar. You knew the game was up when that fucker was finally cut down.

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This fat little cunt doesn't get anywhere near enough stick, would be out of his depth as a shift manager at McDonald's.

 

If the gormless looking twat handed me my takeaway I would checking the order before I let him leave.

 

Needs a massive kicking as an absolute minimum for his part in the current shambles.

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Honestly think it's time we hung this guy up in the city centre with his entrails out, Game of Thrones style. Send a message like.

 

Implies he has guts. I reckon his chest would open and a little weird Ashley head would pop out like that bloke whose heart packs in in the Thing.

 

http://i.imgur.com/AtnMC3L.png

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