mrmojorisin75 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Fuck off with that run. Fuck off Pardew. Fuck off everything. Fucking fuck. Fucking fired him. Fucking Steve Bruce didn't rate him so Carver fired him. Fucking elephant skin fucking prick. Bore ourselves to death every weekend watching turgid shite and Benny couldn't get a look in. Fuck Newcastle. it's interesting that we've got mcclaren now who has shown no signs whatsoever that he'd put any faith in a player like HBA, can't even bring himself to play Thauvin who he supposedly rates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 This thread depresses me. I tell myself the reason I don't go anymore, is because of Ashley. But I know deep down, if HBA was still here, I'd be going regularly. Well, that's if he was getting games and not the occasional 20 minutes cameo every fortnight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I often dream 'what would be the first thing I would do if I was Newcastle United's Owner'. Remove the Sports Direct signs? No. I would sign HBA and get him to kick balls at the signs until they crumbled - HBA of course would be wearing a NUFC branded builders helmet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Sign him. Get KK back. And let's start this the right way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Fuck off with that run. Fuck off Pardew. Fuck off everything. Fucking fuck. Fucking fired him. Fucking Steve Bruce didn't rate him so Carver fired him. Fucking elephant skin fucking prick. Bore ourselves to death every weekend watching turgid shite and Benny couldn't get a look in. Fuck Newcastle. Pretty much sums it up. We're just not allowed to have nice things. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 He's got the most ridiculous change of pace/direction with the ball at this feet. Hardly anyone in world football that is capable of it Colback does tbf, except his change of direction is from slow to not moving at all. It's definitely ridiculous though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I've never seen a player with his acceleration and control at high speed TBH, Messi comes close. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Hatem's dribbling and take ons are unmatched in world football. When he does what he did last night in that fuck off fuck you manner not a player can do that at those speeds and change of pace. Frightening acceleration. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Watched that run at least 20 times and its getting more and more painful that it didn't go in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I've never seen a player with his acceleration and control at high speed TBH, Messi comes close. Messi does when he wants to, he does it less nowadays granted. It's something when only the best player in the world does it though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/5RFJbQ5.gif Drink it in, lads/Jill. Or create a PowerPoint presentation about why it went so wrong and how Hatem could have done better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I've never seen a player with his acceleration and control at high speed TBH, Messi comes close. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Without wanting to sound like a pretentious twat, that gif that JF has posted is absolutely beautiful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 6 defenders in a second Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 5 touches, including the trap to beat 6 defenders. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 It's amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Why is it so aesthetically pleasing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 5 touches, including the trap to beat 6 defenders. Williamson can beat 6 defenders, 3 midfielders, and a striker with just one touch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Watched it a few times now. There's no way you make the pass, it's not as obvious as on the still. You can see him consider it as he looks across and hesitates a moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 All one foot as well. As skillful as he is, it's still always his directness that proper gets me, it really is like he's just a kid on the yard that wants to get to the goal as quickly as possible and lash it in, I love that about him probably more than anything else and it's why I enjoy the Bolton goal more than the Blackburn one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 5 touches, including the trap to beat 6 defenders. Williamson can beat 6 defenders, 3 midfielders, and a striker with just one touch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I'm the same with the Bolton goal, it's so simple but so ridiculous. Like a young Nedum Onuoha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 He's fearless on the ball, that's the best thing for me. He just goes for it, that's how football could be played if everyone wasn't so conservative. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 He's such a fucking genius. He's just an absolute genius. We had a genius and we threw him out. A guy that can make everything out of nothing couldn't play because....who the hell knows. That's the type of person they choose to lead the team. This club will be shit 50 years from now. It's ingrained in at this point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Nice v St Etienne 4 days after my birthday on May 7th. Tempted to treat myself to a bit of Ben Arfa watching as a present Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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