Willow Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 this thread is full of miserable twats tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/nggAkHa.jpg Put him by all the current NUFC greats :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Man, I'd be so intrigued and excited by this player under better circumstances. Now I kinda just dislike him since he'll be playing under Pardew and Pardew taints everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, Shit, Shit, Cunt, Shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, Shit, Shit, Cunt, Shit. Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, s***, s***, c***, s***. Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, s***, s***, c***, s***. Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF! Pat yurr facking laces fru it boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Someone photoshop "Ayoze in Newcastle wants Pardew Out" onto that shirt and quickly ffs. Done! http://i.imgur.com/BeKBJCz.png Feel like you got too much credit for this. You didn't even do it right! It was a pretty simple instruction too. Awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, s***, s***, c***, s***. Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF! Pat yurr facking laces fru it boy. - Now imagine Pardew shouting HOOFING IS QUICKER THAN RUNNING. MUG! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Is that my food burning or did we just set the transfer window alight? Am I right or what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Has the ring of a young Nobby Solano about him. I like the cut of his jib. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Maybe Pardew's been duped big time here. Ashley went into the emergency fund. 'Alan, I've bought you a new player' 'Really? Who is it?' 'Aaa, Jose' 'You've re-signed Jose? Another left-back! ' .... 'Ah so you tricked us' 'Well I thought if I said Ayoze some Spanish kid you wouldn't have stayed' 'Yes I would have' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Has the ring of a young Nobby Solano about him. I like the cut of his jib. Loki likes young nob. Tee hee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I will be proud to see him play for Liverpool or Chelsea in a couple of years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I will be proud to see him play for Liverpool or Chelsea in a couple of years. I'd be pretty amazed if he progressed that much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I will be proud to see him play for Rotherham or Crewe in a couple of years. Fyp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I will be proud to see him play for Blyth or Whitley Bay in a couple of years. Fyp fyp fbp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I will be proud to see him turning tricks for fat asian businessmen at central station in a couple of years. Fyp fyp fbp fbp fmp fyp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I will be proud to see him play for Liverpool or Chelsea in a couple of years. I'd be pretty amazed if he progressed that much. I was trying to be optimistic like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Official on .cock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Confirmed. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140606/magpies-confirm-ayoze-arrival_2281670_3886001 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 20 years-old. Tragic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 "Any football player would be interested in playing for such a Club and I will earn my position to get in the first team." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Hope we've got a plan in place for balancing the books after such an outlay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Don't like his hair. Get rid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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