Flip Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 How does one get a collapsed lung? Already explained this; mad shagging. Happened to you few times then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Incidence rate of a recurrent sponatenous pneumothorax is between 25- 50% with most occuring within the year after suffering the first one. The club medics should be aware of that and know the likelihood was high for him to get this again pretty soon. Who the hell are our medical team? They are either crap or the club arrogantly ignore their advice blinded by pound signs. Either way it's bit us on the arse yet again. If something's much cheaper than it should be there's usual a bloody good reason... Get well soon Siem.. Lots of laughs and banter I bet! Useless ogres. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 How does one get a collapsed lung? Already explained this; mad shagging. Happened to you few times then? BOOM! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Not really a surprise is it? He seems to be one of those players who will spend most of his time on the treatment table. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 We're going to need more names for it to avoid repeating ourselves too much. Injury desk Pain plank Medical beam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-striker-siem-de-jong-5180210 Siem De Jong will play for Newcastle this season despite having surgery on his lung. The Dutch striker opted to have an operation on a collapsed lung to cure the problem immediately. The former Ajax skipper first suffered the problem in 2013, and it reoccurred earlier this month, when he was days away from a comeback after six months out with a groin problem. With every occurrence, De Jong was more likely to breakdown again. After the first, he was twice as likely to suffer again, and so it proved. Newcastle and De Jong acted quickly to cure the weakness with an operation, that is usually only given after three punctures. Such was the seriousness of the complaint he spent a week in hospital and is now back home. Newcastle say that De Jong’s risk factor is now back down to normal, so he is no more likely to have another lung problem than anyone. This allayed any fears that his career was threatened. That is a major relief for the £6million summer signing who is desperate to get going after his first season on Tyneside was wrecked by injury. De Jong signed a six year deal last summer. After his lung collapsed he tweeted: “Still hoping to wake up and see it was all a nightmare.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 If they rush him back he might actually die. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Would bring a new disturbingly literal meaning to 'lung bursting run into the box'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 He may as well just go on holiday and write this season off and come back stronger for pre season. Silly to rush back this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotus Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Would bring a new disturbingly literal meaning to 'lung bursting run into the box'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a shit brother Apart from Ameoba? Only 99.999999% of them you fucking retard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a s*** brother Apart from Ameoba? Only 99.999999% of them you f***ing retard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a shit brother Apart from Ameoba? Only 99.999999% of them you fucking retard :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 If they rush him back he might actually die. Think of how much we'd save on wages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 The insurance pay out will be exceptional. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother One would have thought the alarm bells would have been some kind of a signal How many decent footballers do you hear of with a shit brother Apart from Ameoba? Only 99.999999% of them you fucking retard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Incidence rate of a recurrent sponatenous pneumothorax is between 25- 50% with most occuring within the year after suffering the first one. The club medics should be aware of that and know the likelihood was high for him to get this again pretty soon. Who the hell are our medical team? They are either crap or the club arrogantly ignore their advice blinded by pound signs. Either way it's bit us on the arse yet again. If something's much cheaper than it should be there's usual a bloody good reason... Get well soon Siem.. WTF is going on there? Looks like he's got a wasp under his coat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I remember him beating the opposition's physio in a race across the pitch. Surreal sight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I remember him beating the opposition's physio in a race across the pitch. Surreal sight. Wasn't that about 15 years ago? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 About that, yeah. Dalglish or Gullit era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 About that, yeah. Dalglish or Gullit era. Remember that. The crowd all started cheering him on too, you could see them looking at each other as they sprinted across. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Like when Kevin Nolan sprinted to keep a ball in that time, very surprising. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 It's the little things that stick in the mind. Remember Kevin Brock shuffling away after the ball and being left for dead by the defender and some bloke shouting and balling as if it was a tight race "Go on, go on Brock get there second". Tickled me it did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2960799/Siem-Jong-set-scenes-role-Newcastle-surgery-collapsed-lung.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Like when Kevin Nolan sprinted to keep a ball in that time, very surprising. Such a rarity that I can actually remember the game. Home to Reading, just prior to Shola's second. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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